weirdest sex stuff

[Brianfo]

Originally Posted by tooge

So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?

That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.

[MOhillbilly]

sure it wasnt a shaved dog?

[tooge]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

sure it wasnt a shaved dog?

Liek I said, it wasn't me, and he never really said if she was panting, drooling, and yelping, just that she had a "tail". Personally, I would have freaked out and got out of there as quickly as I could (after finishing my business of course).

[chagrin]

Originally Posted by Brianfo

That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.

This is funny shit, so strange it brought you out from under your rock, that's great!!

[booger]

Originally Posted by Brianfo

That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.

I would have been temped to flick it around to see if she liked it. Could be like a second clit or something. Just pull the hood back and apply direct pressure.