So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment.... - Page 2

07-23-2007, 10:19 PM

but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?

Demonpenz · 07-23-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Isn't that a paraphrase from "Not Another Teen Movie?"

unfortunately. That damn thing has been on all weekend and my dad loves it. Probably from all the T and A.

dad: get down here it's the girl from earl!

Demon:yeah i know dad jamie pressley

DAD IT'S BILLY BOB FROM VARSITY BLUES

demon: I know dad that is the point

Demondad THIS IS LIKE SHE'S ALL THAT STARING RACHAEL COOK

Demon: I KNOW ....sadley I know

**007** · 07-23-2007, 10:51 PM

When I read the thread title, I knew it would have something to do with your farts.

Serves ya right.

88TG88 · 07-23-2007, 10:55 PM

wow

Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?

**007** · 07-23-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

wow

Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?

Because he is teh Phobia and all should be honored to experience his farts.

Pitt Gorilla · 07-23-2007, 10:57 PM

Good Lord, dude. I can't imagine a grown person crapping their pants.

07-23-2007, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

wow

Why were u farting at the dinner table to begin with ?

What is this.... some kind of gochiefs interview?

07-23-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Good Lord, dude. I can't imagine a grown person crapping their pants.

I'm guessing you're not familiar with home grown tomatoes.

88TG88 · 07-23-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

What is this.... some kind of gochiefs interview?

As far as I'm concerned, you deserved to get some wetness for farting at the table.

KChiefsQT · 07-23-2007, 11:01 PM

At least it wasn't at your in-laws...

**007** · 07-23-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT

At least it wasn't at your in-laws...

Damn, you are posting late tonight. Though rarely lately.

Chiefs Pantalones · 07-23-2007, 11:12 PM

I will never eat tomatoes again.

kcxiv · 07-23-2007, 11:14 PM

That shit happens to everyone. The runs are no joke. gotta jsut put the buttcheek squeeze. lol

Pitt Gorilla · 07-23-2007, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I'm guessing you're not familiar with home grown tomatoes.

I spent the first 18 years of my life on a farm in remote Kansas. I'm familiar with home grown everything, including tomatoes.

kcxiv · 07-23-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

I spent the first 18 years of my life on a farm in remote Kansas. I'm familiar with home grown everything, including tomatoes.

I dnt live on a farm, but my neighbors are labor contractors, so i been around all the farm stuff as a teenager. I also always had a garden growing up. Moms' love fresh veggies.

**Bearcat** · 07-23-2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

wow...too much information

Wait, he hasn't told us his most embarrassing moment yet...

07-23-2007, 10:19 PM
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment.... but it's close. My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening. I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified. It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room. Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts. I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks. Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?
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