Would you rather...

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Hootie

He doesn't have "it"...

I'm telling you, he doesn't have the swagger a QB needs...he doesn't have the Brady (for sure), not even close to the Manning and I can't even see a little Romo in the guy...

He's way too reserved and laid back to be a good NFL QB...

but hey, you heard it here first.

Pootie, be he computer-programmer, college student, or doctor of the frying arts living in his parents basement, is the authority on when a QB has "it".

Damn what actual professionals in evaluating football talent have to say, Pootie, using only a keyboard an his 19" tv set, can tell a good QB from a bad one at birth, using only the supersecret calculus "swagger".

Word has it that Pootie's advanced intellect, honed to precision at the local community college, picks up on subliminal cues in Croyle's stride that show deficiencies in muscle memory and the nervous system.

Pootie's level 7 telepathic abilities also allow him to determine which player the rest of the team feels is more of a leader. It allows him to attend team meetings in his jammies from the comfort of his racecar bed. He then uses his highly developed proof theorems about what makes a quarterback a leader to determine the final score.

This sought-after world authority in quarterbacking just happens to grace us with his precence on an internet message board purely out of charity. In between his shifts as assistant cheese sauce slatherer at Arby's, he comes in here dropping expertise on us that most teams will pay millions for. But Pootie isn't for sale at any price. No, with great power comes great responsibility.