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Old 09-27-2007, 07:23 PM  
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Anyone heard when Jesus might be back?
It has been 2000 years since he went out. I know crucifictions are difficult to judge time frame wise. Just curious if anyone has heard when he might make a return?

Just askin'
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:42 PM   #16
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Soon as he gets done sucking off everyone in heaven.
I think what you meant to say is " he would be vacuuming the sins from those who have made the journey to the afterlife!"
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:50 PM   #17
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I can hear it now.

JESUS CHRIST! Can't you catch an effin' ball!!!!
So he plays for the Chiefs NOW?
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:52 PM   #18
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So he plays for the Chiefs NOW?
Can we expect the Kansas City version of the "Immaculate Reception"?

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Old 09-27-2007, 07:55 PM   #19
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You heard it here first!
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Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

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Old 09-27-2007, 07:58 PM   #20
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You heard it here first!

Thanks for the insight Nostril-dumass.
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:15 PM   #21
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:21 PM   #22
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If you listen to some Titans and Texas Longhorns fan you would believe he is alive and well on earth today and named Vince Young.
Psshh...they're nuts. In the beginning, God said "Let there be light" then Tim Tebow flipped the switch.
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:21 PM   #23
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:39 PM   #24
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He wants to see you in his office next. Pack your stuff first. Oh hell, you won't need it.
I wonder if he would give feedback like that guy who makes the Chiefs' cuts.

"Here's the deal. You just aren't getting it done. You're not bright, you're not pious, and what's with that drinking problem? I've gotta tell you, God has really lost confidence in you. He's thinking that he should've used the flesh to make a dolphin or something."
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:13 PM   #25
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I wonder if he would give feedback like that guy who makes the Chiefs' cuts.

"Here's the deal. You just aren't getting it done. You're not bright, you're not pious, and what's with that drinking problem? I've gotta tell you, God has really lost confidence in you. He's thinking that he should've used the flesh to make a dolphin or something."

Nice. I bet he sends someone asking you to report, and they remind you 'too be sure to bring your bible."
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:50 PM   #26
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:56 PM   #27
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:03 PM   #28
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:10 PM   #30
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It has been 2000 years since he went out. I know crucifictions are difficult to judge time frame wise. Just curious if anyone has heard when he might make a return?

Just askin'
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