n00b of the year - Page 3

SPchief · 12-21-2007, 02:02 AM

It's that time of year. Everybody nominate your choice for n00b of the year. I'll post a poll next week with the choices.

Simplex3 · 12-21-2007, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RustShack

I rock any n00b.

Holy crap, this guy's a n00b? He blends in perfectly with all the long time posters with bad grammar and worse opinions.

Simplex3 · 12-21-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater

CrazyCoffee joined a week before me. The last week of December IIRC. He outpaced me by a mile.

If I think we should create a special exception for Coffee. If he joined in December of 2006 or later he needs to get this year's award. In a short time he:

1. Started a thread in the top 10 posts/views of all time.
2. Shattered Endelt's record of posts per day over an extended period.
3. Spammed the board relentlessly.
4. Pissed in Goatboy's Cheerios.
5. Got banned.
6. Came back.
7. Took a hiatus.
8. Came back, posting at regular human levels.

That's quite a freaking resume.

FAX · 12-21-2007, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

FAX > You.

With all regard, this is untrue, Mr. GonzoRox88.

All N00bs (sp?) are created equal. As are all Planeteers, for that matter.

Only the bourgeoisie Planet elders cling to the myth that N00bs (sp?) are somehow lesser posters in order to protect their despotic rule which has created ever more massive and colossally meaningless threads, the inequitable distribution of posts, and subjection of both natural and unnatural forces on those with a lesser post accumulation through no fault of their own like a feudal organization apportioning negative rep on posters who stand at last to shed themselves of their proletarian fetters.

FAX

**2112** · 12-21-2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

With all regard, this is untrue, Mr. GonzoRox88.

All N00bs (sp?) are created equal. As are all Planeteers, for that matter.

Only the bourgeoisie Planet elders cling to the myth that N00bs (sp?) are somehow lesser posters in order to protect their despotic rule which has created ever more massive and colossally meaningless threads, the inequitable distribution of posts, and subjection of both natural and unnatural forces on those with a lesser post accumulation through no fault of their own like a feudal organization apportioning negative rep on posters who stand at last to shed themselves of their proletarian fetters.

FAX

**Bugeater** · 12-21-2007, 08:30 AM

I'd like to nominate that guy who posted all the porn the other day.

**BigRedChief** · 12-21-2007, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

With all regard, this is untrue, Mr. GonzoRox88.

All N00bs (sp?) are created equal. As are all Planeteers, for that matter.

Only the bourgeoisie Planet elders cling to the myth that N00bs (sp?) are somehow lesser posters in order to protect their despotic rule which has created ever more massive and colossally meaningless threads, the inequitable distribution of posts, and subjection of both natural and unnatural forces on those with a lesser post accumulation through no fault of their own like a feudal organization apportioning negative rep on posters who stand at last to shed themselves of their proletarian fetters.

FAX

This is why you got n00b of the year honors. We saw the talent and developed it to now.....you are a "starter" for the "A" team.

I'm just glad that Phobia guy didn't take you under his wing and "Dick Curl" ya.

ILikeBigTiddys · 12-21-2007, 08:51 AM

noobs are ghey

**BigRedChief** · 12-21-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ILikeBigTiddys

noobs are teh ghey

FYP

snatch · 12-21-2007, 09:01 AM

I vote for me.

Rooster · 12-21-2007, 09:06 AM

I could have been n00b of the year my first year but the damn BCS screwed me over.

**Dartgod** · 12-21-2007, 09:10 AM

Here is a list of the n00bs who joined after December 31, 2006 and have at least 500 posts.

acesn8s 1,657
beach tribe 1,841
Buehler445 1,614
Chiefnj2 1,427
DFB 1,007
Dylan 684
findthedr 927
Fly O.T. McWall 516
GoChiefs Biatch 716
GonzoRox88 889
Joie 2,685
KC Tattoo 833
kcpasco 547
kstater 3,250
Micjones 1,747
Mr Luzcious 1,117
Pushead2 1,095
RustShack 1,344
smittysbar 639
stlchiefs 976

**The Franchise** · 12-21-2007, 09:10 AM

I'll be a n00b for the rest of my life.

**The Franchise** · 12-21-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Here is a list of the n00bs who joined after December 31, 2006 and have at least 500 posts.

acesn8s 1,657
beach tribe 1,841
Buehler445 1,614
Chiefnj2 1,427
DFB 1,007
Dylan 684
findthedr 927
Fly O.T. McWall 516
GoChiefs Biatch 716
GonzoRox88 889
Joie 2,685
KC Tattoo 833
kcpasco 547
kstater 3,250
Micjones 1,747
Mr Luzcious 1,117
Pushead2 1,095
RustShack 1,344
smittysbar 639
stlchiefs 976

Ain't that a bitch.....I joined like 20 days before that. lol I got robbed!!!!

**BigRedChief** · 12-21-2007, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Here is a list of the n00bs who joined after December 31, 2006 and have at least 500 posts.
findthedr 927
Fly O.T. McWall 516
GonzoRox88 889
kstater 3,250
Micjones 1,747
Mr Luzcious 1,117
Pushead2 1,095
RustShack 1,344
smittysbar 639
stlchiefs 976

My top ten
Should we get a poll going?

**Dartgod** · 12-21-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

Ain't that a bitch.....I joined like 20 days before that. lol I got robbed!!!!

If we change the criteria to joined after 12/15/06 and 500 posts, here is the list.

User Name Posts
acesn8s 1,657
beach tribe 1,841
Buehler445 1,614
Chiefnj2 1,427
CrazyCoffey 10,356
DFB 1,007
Dylan 684
findthedr 927
Fly O.T. McWall 516
GoChiefs Biatch 716
GonzoRox88 889
Joie 2,685
KC Tattoo 833
kcpasco 547
kdog414141 2,421
kstater 3,250
Micjones 1,747
Mr Luzcious 1,117
pestilenceaf23 1,870
Priest4Prez 1,334
Pushead2 1,095
RustShack 1,344
Silock 3,805
smittysbar 639
stlchiefs 976
Zouk 672

12-21-2007, 02:02 AM
SPchief In Search of a Life Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $-1757095	n00b of the year It's that time of year. Everybody nominate your choice for n00b of the year. I'll post a poll next week with the choices.
Posts: 36,181

12-21-2007, 08:30 AM	#35
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	I'd like to nominate that guy who posted all the porn the other day.
Posts: 70,546

12-21-2007, 08:51 AM	#37
ILikeBigTiddys The American Catastrophe Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $1835005	noobs are ghey
Posts: 623

12-21-2007, 09:01 AM	#39
snatch Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	I vote for me.
Posts: 71

12-21-2007, 09:06 AM	#40
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9961689	I could have been n00b of the year my first year but the damn BCS screwed me over. __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
Posts: 5,753

12-21-2007, 09:10 AM	#41
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $3770000	Here is a list of the n00bs who joined after December 31, 2006 and have at least 500 posts. acesn8s 1,657 beach tribe 1,841 Buehler445 1,614 Chiefnj2 1,427 DFB 1,007 Dylan 684 findthedr 927 Fly O.T. McWall 516 GoChiefs Biatch 716 GonzoRox88 889 Joie 2,685 KC Tattoo 833 kcpasco 547 kstater 3,250 Micjones 1,747 Mr Luzcious 1,117 Pushead2 1,095 RustShack 1,344 smittysbar 639 stlchiefs 976 __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
Posts: 52,179

12-21-2007, 09:10 AM	#42
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2075047	I'll be a n00b for the rest of my life.
Posts: 92,316