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I'll be back.
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Mine took longer than normal today. It just kind of sat there for 10 minutes before the surge.
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I just pray to God that FAX doesn't lower himself by posting in this thread.
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You Sweetie!
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Take a Chill Pill
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Today I had one of the most crazy poops ever!
This is hard to explain but I'll try. Imagine a roll of french bread that you buy from the grocery store. Okay thats just what my poop was like! I looked in the toilet after I took the poop, and the whole outside wall of the poop was very dark brown, however, where the beast had broke in half, you could see the inside looked much more soft and lighter brown. Today was a great day!!! Never had a poop like that before. |
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"Think BOOM!"
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This is a disturbing thread.
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You Sweetie!
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I think Cro and Goatse are twins.
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Dry and sideways.
It has not been a good day.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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I'm shocked. Shocked and dismayed. Shocked, dismayed and embarrassed. My God in Heaven.
You guys know full well that we have a poster here who has a brother in law who is in danger of losing his ass to gangrene. Should that occur, this man will never poop again. Ever. It is no wonder the Planet has so few posters whose brothers in law have lost their anuses to disease. FAX |
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Mine today...well since you asked, well, it was dark brown, large, spiral-ly....unbroken for, say, 3-4 ft. Seriously. It kept coming out, and coming out.....I thought I was going to crap a python. I was sure I was going to need the plunger.
Anyway, about 2/3rds-way into it....it goes lighter brown, almost tan...with specs of....corn....then, it's like I got a second level burst, cause it widened again (about 2-3" in diameter, unusual for me)....for about 8-10 inches...then, an abrupt "pinch" chopped that mama off. I stood in admiration, glaring into the bowl for 30 seconds or so, pondering whether I should fetch a camera. Said, "nah." I can always do Buffalo Chicken (not wings, but CHICKEN,) swedish meatballs, sausage cheese balls, shrimp cocktail, and grape nuts and whole wheat toast.....again. If I do, I'll take a pic next time. Just for you all. |
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Take off, eh?
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