Conversation between me and Clayton 11/05/07

[Hootie]

Regarding Eli Manning:

Hootie2485 (1:59:29 AM): he will break every record Favre is setting other than the INT record
Hootie2485 (1:59:32 AM): that one is Favre's to keep
Hootie2485 (1:59:36 AM): you know who is impressing me this year
Hootie2485 (1:59:38 AM): Eli
bfett81 (1:59:42 AM): god no
bfett81 (1:59:43 AM): he sucks
Hootie2485 (1:59:45 AM): no way
Hootie2485 (1:59:47 AM): watch him
bfett81 (1:59:49 AM): he has like 9 picks
Hootie2485 (1:59:50 AM): he's getting there
bfett81 (1:59:52 AM): lame
Hootie2485 (1:59:55 AM): he really is
Hootie2485 (2:00:03 AM): he has a great arm, great pocket awareness, toughness
bfett81 (2:00:03 AM): piece of shit
Hootie2485 (2:00:07 AM): dude separates his shoulder
Hootie2485 (2:00:09 AM): plays the next week
bfett81 (2:00:09 AM): his weapons are playing well, that's it
Hootie2485 (2:00:13 AM): disagree
Hootie2485 (2:00:16 AM): watch a Giants game
Hootie2485 (2:00:18 AM): Eli is getting it done
Hootie2485 (2:00:22 AM): he makes good reads, too
Hootie2485 (2:00:27 AM): he will be a top 5 QB in no time...
Hootie2485 (2:00:28 AM): dude
bfett81 (2:00:29 AM): lol
Hootie2485 (2:00:32 AM): I thought Peyton was super overrated
Hootie2485 (2:00:33 AM): until 2003
Hootie2485 (2:00:38 AM): when I saw his greatness against the Chiefs
bfett81 (2:00:44 AM): eli manning - 58.2 %, 6.4 YPA, 13 TD, 9 INT
Hootie2485 (2:00:45 AM): Eli will never be Peyton
bfett81 (2:00:52 AM): with PLAXICO BURRESS, SHOCKEY AND TOOMER?
Hootie2485 (2:00:57 AM): Eli isn't going to be Peyton, but he is better than Rivers
Hootie2485 (2:00:59 AM): dude
bfett81 (2:01:02 AM): HUARD is beating eli in every category but TDs
Hootie2485 (2:01:04 AM): Shockey is overrated times 10
Hootie2485 (2:01:10 AM): Plaxico is a stud
Hootie2485 (2:01:13 AM): but Toomer is so-so
Hootie2485 (2:01:23 AM): just watch Eli a little...like Huard, sometimes the stats don't tell the story
bfett81 (2:01:28 AM): it's still a shitload of weapons, and jacobs and the OL are playing well
Hootie2485 (2:01:37 AM): Jacobs wasn't back until a few weeks ago
bfett81 (2:01:42 AM): 23rd ranked passing offense
bfett81 (2:01:46 AM): sorry, too many numbers against eli
Hootie2485 (2:01:46 AM): and Eli had to play that dumb stat killing game in London
Hootie2485 (2:01:53 AM): Just watch him play
Hootie2485 (2:01:58 AM): I'm not making this shit up
Hootie2485 (2:02:02 AM): Eli is going to be a really good QB
bfett81 (2:02:03 AM): he's crap
bfett81 (2:02:10 AM): you take away plaxico and he would look like a total bust
Hootie2485 (2:02:12 AM): I would give my left nut for Eli to be on the Chiefs
bfett81 (2:02:20 AM): half his TDs are just thrown up for grabs
Hootie2485 (2:02:24 AM): no way
Hootie2485 (2:02:29 AM): watch Plax's TDs
Hootie2485 (2:02:32 AM): he doesn't Moss them
bfett81 (2:02:36 AM): sure he does
Hootie2485 (2:02:39 AM): He had one where he ran most of the way which was awesome
bfett81 (2:02:41 AM): they tried one against miami
Hootie2485 (2:02:41 AM): no he doesn't
bfett81 (2:02:43 AM): just didn't catch it
Hootie2485 (2:02:47 AM): I'm sure they try it
Hootie2485 (2:02:54 AM): but I've seen him score the majority of his TD's this year
Hootie2485 (2:03:05 AM): and twice Plax did all the work with great catches
bfett81 (2:03:05 AM): find me one stat that says eli is worth a shit
bfett81 (2:03:10 AM): i bet his third down % sucks too
Hootie2485 (2:03:13 AM): dude
Hootie2485 (2:03:16 AM): just do me a favor
Hootie2485 (2:03:21 AM): watch the Giants when you get a chance
Hootie2485 (2:03:25 AM): and watch how Eli plays
bfett81 (2:03:26 AM): i've seen them like 3 times
Hootie2485 (2:03:27 AM): you'll be impressed
bfett81 (2:03:31 AM): he's balls
Hootie2485 (2:03:39 AM): we'll remember this conversation in a year
Hootie2485 (2:03:41 AM): and you'll laugh
Hootie2485 (2:03:46 AM): because Eli is on his way
bfett81 (2:03:46 AM): lol
Hootie2485 (2:03:52 AM): he is WAY BETTER than Rivers
Hootie2485 (2:03:57 AM): probably even Roetlisberger
bfett81 (2:04:00 AM): dude no way
bfett81 (2:04:08 AM): rivers is not nearly as mistake prone
Hootie2485 (2:04:10 AM): JUST WATCH
bfett81 (2:04:11 AM): except against KC
bfett81 (2:04:16 AM): and roethlisberger is a BEAST
bfett81 (2:04:20 AM): eli can't touch big ben
bfett81 (2:04:24 AM): in talent or production
Hootie2485 (2:04:39 AM): Just wait
Hootie2485 (2:04:43 AM): Eli is going to be awesome
Hootie2485 (2:04:51 AM): that's a Rick Houtteman guarantee

[TinyEvel]

Dude.
Tarzan is Better than Flash Gordon
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Well ,then, Pikachu is way better than Squirtle
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Charmander would pwn them both
So, Silver Surfer would Pwn the universe.
Spock would Pwn Silver Surfer
Word

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Why do you save this shit?

That was my first thought, kinda creepy

[L.A. Chieffan]

Look at the times too...arguing about Eli Manning at 2 O'clock in the ****ing morning!?
I think you boys need to just get past that awkward first kiss and get it over with

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Why do you save this shit?

I have deadAIM...it logs all conversations...someone on another board I'm at was asking if anyone saw this coming with Eli...and I remembered arguing with GOATSE about Manning, Rivers, Cutler and Roethlisberger...saying I'd EASILY take Eli over any of those guys and him getting all "know-it-all" anal sex with me.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by GOATSE

We're dating.

Awwwww.



(Actually, if we go along with my theory that Hootie and Goatse are one in the same, this is pretty much true.)

[Mecca]

Eli over Roethlisberger......don't agree with that. Didn't before that draft either.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Eli over Roethlisberger......don't agree with that. Didn't before that draft either.

Eli doesn't put up the stats, but when I watch the games I think Eli is much better with his reads...Eli's biggest fault right now is he can be inaccurate at the wrong time...he had the dagger against the Packers and he underthrew Plaxico by 10 yards...

But Eli is resilient, calm and has all of those great Manning features...it's just a matter of time before he's putting up 65% 105 QB rating 30 TD seasons...I wish we had a Manning =( And not Danieal or Ricky, either.

[doomy3]

Originally Posted by Hootie

I remembered arguing with GOATSE ...saying I'd EASILY take any of those guys anal sex with me.

FYP

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by doomy3

FYP

oh MAN I never SAW that coming! WHOA

NICE

AWESOME

[L.A. Chieffan]

you reeruns have way to much time on your hands, why don't you do something productive

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

you reeruns have way to much time on your hands, why don't you do something productive

I wish I could be like you...post on the planet AND save the world, ALL WHILE DRINKING A CUP OF MOCHA CHOCKA CHOCKO!

[stumppy]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Look at the times too...arguing about Eli Manning at 2 O'clock in the ****ing morning!?
I think you boys need to just get past that awkward first kiss and get it over with

I'm suprised he hasn't photoshopped goat boys face on his avatar.

[BWillie]

REGARDING HOOTIE BEING GAY

Hootie2485 (1:59:29 AM): I have a secret I need to tell everyone
Hootie2485 (1:59:32 AM): it is that
Hootie2485 (1:59:36 AM): well there is no easy way to say this
BWillie1007 (1:59:42 AM): either way I don't care
Hootie2485 (1:59:45 AM): I am a huge ass goblin. I take it in the ass on a regular basis from gochiefs. I am madly in love with him and all of his Darth Vader collectibles
Hootie2485 (1:59:47 AM): I tried getting pregnant but he must not be fertile enough. We are planning to adopt a chinese bastard child and name it after Luke Skywalker to raise together. I cannot wait to get married and take on his last name.
BWillie1007 (1:59:52 AM): Have you ever considered suicide? You might want to try drinking antifreeze, or head butting the sidewalk. Good luck

[blueballs]

I lube your mothers ass with your bar of soap
have a nice day

[kcxiv]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Why do you save this shit?

They auto save it. Its just text it takes up little to no room on your cpu.

Anyways, this is one of the few times i agree with Hootie. Eli had a hell of a second half. He is playing phenomenal in the play-off's isn't it something like 10 TD's to 1 int?