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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Heh. Affleck is a tool.
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Woman should only make babies
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wow this is going to be bad ass
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i guess its bittersweet poetry
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Bruno's fucking Ben Affleck(figuratively).
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I thought you were warning us Bruce Willis had decided to release another album.
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One of the best in recent memory was a series of unfortunate events for Artie Lang, though the humor of it is helped by knowing the players, so I hope you do. It started on a day where Artie was to tape The Letterman Show in the afternoon. On the show, they had some Penthouse Pets in to pimp some expo or something. As is the usual, Howard turned the conversation to getting the girls to party with Artie after the show. He was touting his pending Letterman appearance, all the glamor, etc. Throughout the bit, Artie was full of nervous energy and was popping Subutex [sp] like it was going out of style. Kept saying 'this is TOO MUCH fun for me right now.' Vinnie Favalli of CBS [ie, on Letterman's staff] a long time listener, heard the exchange and called in offering to set the girls up in the green room during the taping, and make arrangements for dinner and a hotel room for them, to let things 'play out.' Artie's nervous energy accelerated unabated. Cut to the Limo on the way to the show, girls in tow, and Artie gets a call on his cell. It should be revealed at this point that Artie was [unbeknownst to anyone else on the show] in the beginning stages of reconciling with his long-suffering ex-GF Dana, a Jersey schoolteacher who stuck with him through his heroin addiction and recovery. One the phone was Dana who promptly said 'I just wanna help Vinnie out with this, I've got Nobu at 8 and a suite at the Dorchester.' Turns out that Dana was teaching and didn't get to hear the on-ari convo, but Vinnie had made the arrangements like he said he was going to, but sent the itenerary to DANA's e-mail instead of Artie's assistant Teddy. Talk about suffering for your art. . .
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