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View Poll Results: So, do you jerk? How often?
Yes, generally over 6X per day. 6 9.68%
Yes, 3-5 times daily. 1 1.61%
Yes, 2-4 times daily. 7 11.29%
OF COURSE, SILLY! at least once a day. 40 64.52%
No, I'm married and you're a sick pervert! 5 8.06%
Missionary Gaz opt-out 3 4.84%
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:10 PM   #1
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I'm not saying I don't.

I just don't know why other men wanna know how much or how many times a day people tug on the ol' purple headed yogurt slinger.
Maybe Simply Red is trying to judge whether or not his masturbatory frequency is in line with other folks?

Or, perhaps this thread is providing him with jerk off material.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:15 PM   #2
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Maybe Simply Red is trying to judge whether or not his masturbatory frequency is in line with other folks?

Or, perhaps this thread is providing him with jerk off material.
Yes.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:16 PM   #3
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Maybe Simply Red is trying to judge whether or not his masturbatory frequency is in line with other folks?

Or, perhaps this thread is providing him with jerk off material.
No.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:18 PM   #4
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No.
I don't believe you.

Anyway, here's a good question (and one that all women want to know): How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:38 PM   #5
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I don't believe you.

Anyway, here's a good question (and one that all women want to know): How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?
proprietary. Only for mine and PaLmela Anderson's ears.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:40 PM   #6
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I'd have to say average is about four minutes.

Longest is about 20 minutes.

Shortest is under one minute.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:53 PM   #7
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I'd have to say average is about four minutes.

Longest is about 20 minutes.

Shortest is under one minute.
My sessions have had ranges all over the map growing up, as well as now. But twenty minutes? What an amateur.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:54 PM   #8
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My sessions have had ranges all over the map growing up. OH, and now. But twenty minutes? What an amateur.
You grew up in Ohio?
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:35 PM   #9
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How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?
do you count the time it takes to get hard, or just pure stroke time?

what about clean up?
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:39 PM   #10
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do you count the time it takes to get hard, or just pure stroke time?

what about clean up?
From erection to ejaculation.
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:04 PM   #11
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