Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 45

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**DaFace** · 05-28-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

What a gem this was.

LOL...I'd forgotten about this one. Seems like a good one for the Hall of Classics. Anyone disagree?

Deberg_1990 · 05-28-2008, 04:43 PM

definately an all time top 10 thread.

**DaFace** · 05-28-2008, 04:45 PM

There apparently used to be a thread in the Hall used to nominate worthy threads, but Phobia stopped using it at some point in favor of PMing a mod. I don't mind checking in over there on occasion to see nominations, so I've started and stickied a new "nominations" thread. Maybe that'll help to get a fresh crop of worthy threads added more often.

StcChief · 05-28-2008, 04:45 PM

laptop thief make HOF?

Cntrygal · 05-28-2008, 07:06 PM

So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?

**DaFace** · 05-28-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cntrygal

So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?

As far as I know, there's been no resolution, but the d-bag hasn't been back since two days after he started this thread.

Cntrygal · 05-28-2008, 07:09 PM

Thanks! I scanned the whole damn thread and didn't see a resolution and was wondering if I missed it in another thread somewhere.

I loved that AP article.

Frankie · 05-28-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cntrygal

So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?

He's probably in prison already enjoying the "laptop" of a guy named Bubba.

Cavgrunt · 05-29-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by convict1983

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

I have called Police and they have Planet Moderators getting your info for them as I type. Shortly your doorbell will ring.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-24-2008, 07:42 AM

Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

**Mr. Plow** · 06-24-2008, 07:45 AM

Good for you. Hope it was a big ticket.

Sully · 06-24-2008, 07:45 AM

I'd hate it if you got in a wreck driving stupid, like that. It'd be unfair.

**Phobia** · 06-24-2008, 07:46 AM

Wow. You'd have spent the night in jail where I'm from.

ChiefsFanatic · 06-24-2008, 07:46 AM

I have a good friend whose ex brother-in-law just wrecked his bike. He was only going about 80, but hit some gravel going around a corner.

I could not even list all the injuries, but as you can imagine they were numerous and severe.

No matter how tough you are, or how good of a rider you think you are, continue to drive at speeds like that, and you are going to seriously injure yourself or kill yourself, and possibly hurt, injure or kill other people too.

ChiTown · 06-24-2008, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

Stupid pig?

Yeah, it sure sounds like he's the dumbass in this situation..................

05-28-2008, 04:43 PM	#662
Deberg_1990 MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $138689	definately an all time top 10 thread. __________________ Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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05-28-2008, 04:45 PM	#663
DaFace Version 3.0 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $627399	There apparently used to be a thread in the Hall used to nominate worthy threads, but Phobia stopped using it at some point in favor of PMing a mod. I don't mind checking in over there on occasion to see nominations, so I've started and stickied a new "nominations" thread. Maybe that'll help to get a fresh crop of worthy threads added more often.
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05-28-2008, 04:45 PM	#664
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05-28-2008, 07:06 PM	#665
Cntrygal Brrrrr..... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: USA!!! :) Casino cash: $256380	So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?
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05-28-2008, 07:09 PM	#667
Cntrygal Brrrrr..... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: USA!!! :) Casino cash: $256380	Thanks! I scanned the whole damn thread and didn't see a resolution and was wondering if I missed it in another thread somewhere. I loved that AP article.
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06-24-2008, 07:42 AM	#670
Midnight_Vulture Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $2075	Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig. I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL. I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
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06-24-2008, 07:45 AM	#671
Mr. Plow Bitterness Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mmmmmm....Forbidden Donut Casino cash: $580643	Good for you. Hope it was a big ticket.
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06-24-2008, 07:45 AM	#672
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06-24-2008, 07:46 AM	#673
Phobia Together is Powerful Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2115225459	Wow. You'd have spent the night in jail where I'm from.
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06-24-2008, 07:46 AM	#674
ChiefsFanatic One more step................. Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Blue Springs, MO. 64014 Casino cash: $25227	I have a good friend whose ex brother-in-law just wrecked his bike. He was only going about 80, but hit some gravel going around a corner. I could not even list all the injuries, but as you can imagine they were numerous and severe. No matter how tough you are, or how good of a rider you think you are, continue to drive at speeds like that, and you are going to seriously injure yourself or kill yourself, and possibly hurt, injure or kill other people too.
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