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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 05-28-2008, 04:39 PM   #661
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What a gem this was.
LOL...I'd forgotten about this one. Seems like a good one for the Hall of Classics. Anyone disagree?
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:43 PM   #662
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:45 PM   #663
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There apparently used to be a thread in the Hall used to nominate worthy threads, but Phobia stopped using it at some point in favor of PMing a mod. I don't mind checking in over there on occasion to see nominations, so I've started and stickied a new "nominations" thread. Maybe that'll help to get a fresh crop of worthy threads added more often.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:45 PM   #664
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:06 PM   #665
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So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:07 PM   #666
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So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?
As far as I know, there's been no resolution, but the d-bag hasn't been back since two days after he started this thread.
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:09 PM   #667
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Thanks! I scanned the whole damn thread and didn't see a resolution and was wondering if I missed it in another thread somewhere.

I loved that AP article.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:26 PM   #668
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So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?
He's probably in prison already enjoying the "laptop" of a guy named Bubba.
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:48 PM   #669
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
I have called Police and they have Planet Moderators getting your info for them as I type. Shortly your doorbell will ring.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:42 AM   #670
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Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike

Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:45 AM   #671
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:45 AM   #672
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:46 AM   #673
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:46 AM   #674
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:48 AM   #675
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Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
Stupid pig?

Yeah, it sure sounds like he's the dumbass in this situation..................
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