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Old 09-18-2008, 04:57 PM  
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Remember those awful Microsoft ads with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates? Well, now you can forget them. Microsoft flacks are desperately dialing reporters to spin them about "phase two" of the ad campaign — a phase, due to be announced tomorrow, which will drop the aging comic altogether. Microsoft's version of the story: Redmond had always planned to drop Seinfeld. The awkward reality: The ads only reminded us how out of touch with consumers Microsoft is — and that Bill Gates's company has millions of dollars to waste on hiring a has-been funnyman to keep him company. Update: In a phone call, Waggener Edstrom flack Frank Shaw confirms that Microsoft is not going on with Seinfeld, and echoes his underlings' spin that the move was planned. There is the "potential to do other things" with Seinfeld, which Shaw says is still "possible." He adds: "People would have been happier if everyone loved the ads, but this was not unexpected." Update: CPB confirms that Seinfeld spots already in the can will not be aired.
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:34 PM   #31
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People eat food there? It's all about the drinks and ice cream treats
They actually have pretty good burgers, IMO. Not quite as good as Wendy's but better than Burger King.

Oh, and those Seinfeld/Gates commercials were lame. Good riddance.
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:41 PM   #32
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They actually have pretty good burgers, IMO. Not quite as good as Wendy's but better than Burger King.
Given those choices I'd swallow the beer can to my left full of cig butts and hope Doc Emmett Brown and his time-traveling-delorian could find a way to turn it into usable energy before I died...
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:43 PM   #33
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Given those choices I'd swallow the beer can to my left full of cig butts and hope Doc Emmett Brown and his time-traveling-delorian could find a way to turn it into usable energy before I died...
Not big on fast food, eh?
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:47 PM   #34
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:53 PM   #35
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The whole Seinfeld MS ad campaign is a microcosm of the way MS handles their entire computing platform.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:06 PM   #36
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Not big on fast food, eh?
You say to the man who ate (and I have witnesses) Arby's, and only Arby's, for over 62 hours...
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:26 PM   #37
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I always found those commercials easier to take when I changed the channel to the test pattern.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:36 PM   #38
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Anyone know where to catch them? They're the ONLY commercials I've seen in forever.

Maybe I was the one guy in their target audience, but I skip EVERYTHING, but if I catch a glimpse of Jerry or Bill in passing through, I'd hop back and give it a glance.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:50 PM   #39
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The same day that the Sonic guys die in a fire.
Those Sonic ads are actually quite brilliant. TJ Jagadowski is a master improviser and his Chicago shows always sell out. The ads themselves are improvised and range from amusing to hilarious. It's easily one of the best ad campaigns on television and I don't understand how anybody could hate them.

The Mac-PC ads were clever at first but now are boring and overdone. That being said, John Hodgman (the guy who plays the PC) is absolutely brilliant. Anybody who has not read The Areas of My Expertise needs to run out and buy it right now. It's hilarious.

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Old 09-18-2008, 07:56 PM   #40
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Man, I just saw why they ditched the Seinfeld campaign.
Their new commercial where they introduce 'the PC' and point out how he's been made into a caricature, and then follow up people announcing their flaws, saying 'they're' a PC.

Trenchant.
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:08 PM   #41
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Does this mean they're not gonna make delicious edible computers?
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:33 PM   #42
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There are few ad campaigns that deserved to be cut more than this one.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:44 PM   #43
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New MS Ads:

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They at least have a point. Unfortunately, I don't think I'd want to use Windows after seeing the commercial.
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Does this mean Seinfeld is officially no longer funny?

Cause I always thought he was funny.

Who decided he's not funny now?
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:49 PM   #45
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Does this mean Seinfeld is officially no longer funny?

Cause I always thought he was funny.

Who decided he's not funny now?
I did.

His show sucked. Overrated.
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