What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 8

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I've heard that a few times, but then again any guy who isn't overly skinny with long dark hair and a beard I've been told I look like them.

Don't get your panties in a bunch. There are some recent pics of me floating around here somewhere.

You're more than welcome to poke fun and employ photoshop. A'hm a big boy...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:28 AM

Nah I don't give a shit lol, if I cared what everyone thought I'd have cut off my hair years ago.

I like it so it stays.

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

Or a level 64 Paladin with adamantium armour fighting a night elf...

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

It's night elf mohawk noob

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:30 AM

Meccaloaf

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

Here I am. Take some shots.

You're more Daniel Negreanu than Doyle Brunson...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:33 AM

Just for this thread here's a picture of me with no facial hair from about a little over a year ago, that's the last time I was shaved and one of the very few times I have been..

See I'm not very Meatloafish...

**Reaper16** · 11-17-2008, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

Are we separated at birth?

Maybe. Do you like Oklahoma Joe's and power metal?

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:35 AM

I do like Metal and BBQ is perfectly fine with me.

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

You're more Daniel Negreanu than Doyle Brunson...

I have about 25lbs on Dan N. He's about a 1.50. Oh, and FYI, I have hair under the hat.

stumppy · 11-17-2008, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

Now why would I cut my mane?

Because you actually call your hair 'your mane'.

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy

Because you actually call your hair 'your mane'.

It's a joke, but really I'm getting close to 30, I'm just happy my hairline is still in the same spot.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

Oh, and FYI, I have hair under the hat.

I call...

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

It's a joke, but really I'm getting close to 30, I'm just happy my hairline is still in the same spot.

I'm getting further from 30.

Grow it out while you can.

11-17-2008, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

It's a joke, but really I'm getting close to 30, I'm just happy my hairline is still in the same spot.

I like to encourage people here lately so rather than ripping on your hairstyle choices, I'm going to refer you to some resources.
http://www.locksoflove.org/
http://www.angelhairfoundation.org/

Best of luck, hippy.

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

I call...

It's all there. I'll come to a KC game an tailgate with you guys and you can see for yourself. It's just a poker hat. I don't wear it everywhere. Smartass.

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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11-17-2008, 12:28 AM	#107
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-652950	Nah I don't give a shit lol, if I cared what everyone thought I'd have cut off my hair years ago. I like it so it stays.
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11-17-2008, 12:30 AM	#109
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11-17-2008, 12:33 AM	#111
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-652950	Just for this thread here's a picture of me with no facial hair from about a little over a year ago, that's the last time I was shaved and one of the very few times I have been.. See I'm not very Meatloafish... Attached Thumbnails
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11-17-2008, 12:35 AM	#113
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-652950	I do like Metal and BBQ is perfectly fine with me.
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