What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 11

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

crazycoffey · 11-17-2008, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me

Mecca... You hate the Chiefs.

I'm going to add randomly giving away my casino cash to different people for no apparent reason to my schtick. CrazyCoffey got my $1100 or so last week and luv got $2 for telling me how to donate it. As it builds up a little so shall it disappear.

and I thank you for it. I actually haven't lost it all yet.

**morphius** · 11-17-2008, 09:52 AM

Actually, I think Mecca looks a lot like the lead singer of Seether...

...which is sort of disturbing after seeing this picture of the guy. (consider yourselves warned)

http://tylershields.com/images/seeth...ther-crazy.jpg

**Buck** · 11-17-2008, 10:30 AM

This is too easy.

I am the Chargers Fan.

RJ · 11-17-2008, 10:53 AM

Just call me schtickless.

4th and Long · 11-17-2008, 10:54 AM

This thread just scared me schtickless.

**gblowfish** · 11-17-2008, 11:59 AM

George Blowfish is, and continues to be, one of the Greatest Fans in the NFL.
Don't forget to buy lots of Chiefs gear for the holidays...you can get great buys on Brodie Croyle jerseys at your local JC Penny's and WalMart.

Your Pal,
Carl Delano Peterson
LTGMIPS

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

Actually, I think Mecca looks a lot like the lead singer of Seether...

...which is sort of disturbing after seeing this picture of the guy. (consider yourselves warned)

http://tylershields.com/images/seeth...ther-crazy.jpg

I've heard that alot......that guy gets to bang Amy Lee so I could go for that...

**morphius** · 11-17-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I've heard that alot......that guy gets to bang Amy Lee so I could go for that...

I've picked up the guitar recently, well at least the first time in 15 years, and have been trying to play one of their songs, 'cause I like it, and it looked relatively easy. I checked out the video, Remedy, on youtube and said, damn that looks like Mecca with a beard, and some makeup. I think we could all do a lot worse than Amy Lee, man I love her voice.

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

I've picked up the guitar recently, well at least the first time in 15 years, and have been trying to play one of their songs, 'cause I like it, and it looked relatively easy. I checked out the video, Remedy, on youtube and said, damn that looks like Mecca with a beard, and some makeup. I think we could all do a lot worse than Amy Lee, man I love her voice.

My friend saw that video and said "this song is awesome, how long did it take you to write it?"

tooge · 11-17-2008, 02:20 PM

I see stupid people. They are all around me.

**Nzoner** · 11-17-2008, 02:37 PM

....a haw haw haw

Jilly · 11-17-2008, 02:41 PM

I'm a girl.

Jilly · 11-17-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I've heard that alot......that guy gets to bang Amy Lee so I could go for that...

Why'd I think Mecca was black?

Sure-Oz · 11-17-2008, 02:49 PM

I'm the araaaaaaaaaaaaab or one of them

**morphius** · 11-17-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

Why'd I think Mecca was black?

Because he is known as a big dick?

morphius
that was terrible, I apologize.

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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