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Old 12-11-2008, 05:38 PM  
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Here is a trick from the porno industry. To get massive porn star loads eat a lot of celery and pineapples. The celery gives your load substance and size and the pineapple makes it look healthy and taste 'better'.

Then you too can look like a porn star.
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This shit really works!!!

I did a little experiment one time with an old coworker of mine. We just had a fling and we talked about this and I drank pineapple juice and a shit ton of celery the entire week not to mention I didn't masturbate.

By the end of the week we had sex and let me say, it was without a doubt the best orgasm I've ever had since more means more muscle contractions. It was A LOT and now I make it a habit of eating these two things on a regular basis or knowing when I'm getting sex.
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in one of my body building mags the top 5 foods to boost your sex life are

5. Nuts - give you a healthy production of hormones
4. Avocados - improves your cardiovascular system which improves erectile functioning
3. Raw Oysters - raises sperm and testosterone production
2. Pineapple - improves the male libido
1. Celery - contains androsterone, a hormone released through male perspiration that acts as a pheromone to turn women on

so is there anything celery and pineapple can't do?
CAN ANYONE VERIFY!??!??!
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:40 PM   #2
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You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:40 PM   #3
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I think if you went a week without masturbating then had sex, it would be one of the best orgasms you ever had, regardless of what you ate.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:41 PM   #4
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You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?
Is this your other area of expertise?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:42 PM   #5
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yeah, sort of.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:42 PM   #6
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Is this your other area of expertise?
It's just pretty common knowledge.....if you frequently have sex you aren't going to shoot a huge load.
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You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?
Link?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:43 PM   #8
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Is he the one with the mullet? If so, he's my SiL's favorite.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:44 PM   #9
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:44 PM   #10
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You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?
How on Earth could someone not rub one off or **** for 3 weeks and then tap ass for like 20 minutes before blowing their wad? Seriously? Think about baseball? I'd never make it in the porn industry.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:45 PM   #11
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Is he the one with the mullet? If so, he's my SiL's favorite.
No, that's Evan Stone, I think? Maybe?



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I think if you went a week without masturbating then had sex, it would be one of the best orgasms you ever had, regardless of what you ate.
It is, but good luck ****ing for 30 minutes before launching the yogurt rockets.
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You do also realize anyone shooting a porn film isn't suppose to be having sex or jerking off for like 3 weeks prior right?


You've never taken a biology class, have you?

If you pop a shot each day, your body continues to produce it. About a teaspoon a day.

You'll have more volume if you go without for a few days, but after that, your body gets wise and it absorbs into your body.

It's not like you ****ing stockpile it...

Use it, or lose it.
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You've never taken a biology class, have you?

If you pop a shot each day, your body continues to produce it. About a teaspoon a day.

You'll have more volume if you go without for a few days, but after that, your body gets wise and it absorbs into your body.

It's not like you ****ing stockpile it...
Exactly....I read somewhere that after 2-3 days your body stops mass producing it. That's why they say when you're trying to get pregnant that you should have sex every other day.
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