Chiefs Do You Suffer from TFS? True Fan Syndrome? If So, We Can Help - Page 3

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10:48 PM

Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7?

Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?

Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?

Do you hate wide receivers?

Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position?

Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14?

Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?

Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?

Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks?

Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?

Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?

Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?

Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?

Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft?

Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?

Do you believe that the only way to be a winning team is to throw money at the most expensive Free Agents every year, regardless of need?

Do you judge QBOTF by their box scores?

Do you think that risk is scary, and therefore, wish to draft last in every round to avoid the perception of failure?

Do you think that Marty and Bill Cowher are the only two coaches left on the planet?

Do you think that Gunther was once a great coordinator?

Do you think that reaction is safer than action?

Do you think every other team that actually drafted a QBOTF just 'got lucky' and that it could never happen to us?

Is your name [alias of claythan and hootie]?

Do you prefer tailgating to Championships?

Do you fear the unknown?

Do you believe that 'being close in the 4th quarter' is the objective of an offense?

Do you believe that the run sets up the pass?

Do you believe that Stafford "has done nothing worth mentioning" in college?

Do you think QBs don't need to know how to play from under the center, and that learning 5 and 7 step drops is irrelevant because once Thigpen completed a 7 yard pass to a hall of fame tight end in quadruple coverage?

If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football.

Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge:

After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games.

If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately.

We're here to help.

Sincerely,

The ChiefsPlanet Clinic

Chris Meck · 12-17-2008, 04:29 PM

running games and defenses more important than franchise QB's?

Hmm. yep. I do. See Dan Marino. See John Elway's first 3 SB teams. See all three of the Giants SB winning teams. See Pittsburgh.

unless you really think Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger are truly elite QB's. In which case I don't know what to tell you.

Franchise QB won't get you squat if you can't block anybody, tackle anybody, or run the ball.

That being said, I'm not against drafting a QB, I just don't think it's all that wise to take one at the top of the draft.

KCCHIEFS27 · 12-17-2008, 04:31 PM

Okay, I'm in..now what is it you do to help me? Pull out my scrotum for you to lick, you say?! Wait, am I being cured or is this just for your pleasure?

Crush · 12-17-2008, 04:31 PM

Kill oneself with antifreeze? Touche.

Simply Red · 12-17-2008, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

If only Hamas had mod powers, and could put that ID badge in the signatures of posters he felt were deserving.

**** HAMAS

Crush · 12-17-2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

what happens to em'?

They become in engulfed in the mediocrity and defend it until their last breathe. Therefore, they are incapable of participating in a rational conversation.

Reerun_KC · 12-17-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

running games and defenses more important than franchise QB's?

Hmm. yep. I do. See Dan Marino. See John Elway's first 3 SB teams. See all three of the Giants SB winning teams. See Pittsburgh.

unless you really think Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger are truly elite QB's. In which case I don't know what to tell you.

Franchise QB won't get you squat if you can't block anybody, tackle anybody, or run the ball.

That being said, I'm not against drafting a QB, I just don't think it's all that wise to take one at the top of the draft.

True Fan Alert!!!!!!

Herm just got a ball massage...

ChiefsCountry · 12-17-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

running games and defenses more important than franchise QB's?

Hmm. yep. I do. See Dan Marino. See John Elway's first 3 SB teams. See all three of the Giants SB winning teams. See Pittsburgh.

unless you really think Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger are truly elite QB's. In which case I don't know what to tell you.

Franchise QB won't get you squat if you can't block anybody, tackle anybody, or run the ball.

That being said, I'm not against drafting a QB, I just don't think it's all that wise to take one at the top of the draft.

Hammock Parties · 12-17-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I love Playoff Births.

They're much less messy than human births.

I have corrected that error more times than I care to count.

CoMoChief · 12-17-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7?

Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?

Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?

Do you hate wide receivers?

Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position?

Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14?

Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?

Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?

Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks?

Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?

Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?

Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?

Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?

Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft?

Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?

If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football.

Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge:

After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games.

If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately.

We're here to help.

Sincerely,

The ChiefsPlanet Clinic

By all means the Chiefs should just ****in hire you as their new HC and give you all the power in the world.

Sounds like you know what you're doing and everyone else doesn't.

**Buck** · 12-17-2008, 04:46 PM

Question, am I allowed to join?

philfree · 12-17-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

running games and defenses more important than franchise QB's?

Hmm. yep. I do. See Dan Marino. See John Elway's first 3 SB teams. See all three of the Giants SB winning teams. See Pittsburgh.
unless you really think Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger are truly elite QB's. In which case I don't know what to tell you.

Franchise QB won't get you squat if you can't block anybody, tackle anybody, or run the ball.

That being said, I'm not against drafting a QB, I just don't think it's all that wise to take one at the top of the draft.

Baltimore when they won it all and Tampa too! I like the idea of drafting Stafford if he's available. Those things being equal am I a true fan?

PhilFree

**HemiEd** · 12-17-2008, 04:59 PM

Oh good, another person calling people out about their fandom. That was one of the first things they taught me here, it is unacceptable.

Bottom ****ing line, this team is whatever the person wants it to be to THEM!

**** losing, it ****ing sucks. If Herm mother****ing Edwards was as good at winning is he is losing, this team would be super bowl bound.

**HemiEd** · 12-17-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

**** HAMAS

I am starting to think that way. ****ing n00bs!

RedThat · 12-17-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7? Heck no. I only dream of SB's and dynasty teams

Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?It depends if the team was either worse the year before or better the year before. I like to think of myself as judging a season based on either progression or regression.

Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?Nope. I don't think like that at all. I highly value the QB position and realize and understand the importance of it. But I think too much focus and emphasis on 1 position over others makes you lose sight on the value of other positions. I realize it's a team game and I keep my vision directed towards the team. Ive come to known every position is important. But the most important imo is having a good set of guys in your pro personnel department that have a sound plan that have the ability to scout players and work in conjunction with a good coaching staff beside them.

Do you hate wide receivers? No.

Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position? No. I love coaches that have "keen" eye for everywhere

Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14? No. I think what matters and what is better for the long term is having the right people up top. That's where it all starts

Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?I aspire those teams defenses for sure. But personally, I prefer a strong balanced attack team that is well built on both sides of the ball. Those teams would be cowboys, 49ers, Pats

Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?No. They say a lot about a franchise whether they're successful or not.

Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks? It depends. Its tough to answer that because what if those players at those positions are hall of famers? I believe in getting a good player anywhere if he can start and make a difference on my team.

Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?No absolutely not. Unless you're a team like the 2000 Ravens or 2002 Bucs? that have great defenses and depend on their defenses to win and ask there QBs to play simple?

Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?
Depends on the field position? If youre pinned in your own end I agree with running the ball or doing a simple screen play. If youre at the opponents end or at midfield, I don't agree with it. Im more for taking chances on 3rd down if youre at midfield or the opponents territory. Taking chances in your own end is suicidal.

Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?No. Offensive line and QB are the most important.

Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?No.

Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft? Im a big fan of trading down if you can get a ton of picks why not? Im not a beleiver that drafting in the top 5 and landing a superstar is going to make your team 25 times better. You need a whole group of guys. It's about drafting well overall that makes a difference.More picks the marier if it means you'll be better team for it. I refuse to think outside team. This is a team game. 1 guy isn't going to improve your team.

Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?Im not concerned about the cash. Im not paying those guys the Hunts are. So why would I care? I will say though to me it doesn't make a difference drafting 20th or 5th. What matters is how you draft through rounds 1-7.

If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football.

Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge:

After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games.

If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately.

We're here to help.

Sincerely,

The ChiefsPlanet Clinic

So Hamas..where would you rank me as a fan? Am I suffering from TFS? If so, do you reccomend that I kill myself?

**007** · 12-17-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

You have to score to get both though..... Can you get laid if you have TFS?

No, but you can get ****ed.

12-17-2008, 04:09 PM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7169572	Do You Suffer from TFS? True Fan Syndrome? If So, We Can Help Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7? Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth? Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs? Do you hate wide receivers? Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position? Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14? Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to? Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant? Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks? Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager? Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw? Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense? Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII? Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft? Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much? Do you believe that the only way to be a winning team is to throw money at the most expensive Free Agents every year, regardless of need? Do you judge QBOTF by their box scores? Do you think that risk is scary, and therefore, wish to draft last in every round to avoid the perception of failure? Do you think that Marty and Bill Cowher are the only two coaches left on the planet? Do you think that Gunther was once a great coordinator? Do you think that reaction is safer than action? Do you think every other team that actually drafted a QBOTF just 'got lucky' and that it could never happen to us? Is your name [alias of claythan and hootie]? Do you prefer tailgating to Championships? Do you fear the unknown? Do you believe that 'being close in the 4th quarter' is the objective of an offense? Do you believe that the run sets up the pass? Do you believe that Stafford "has done nothing worth mentioning" in college? Do you think QBs don't need to know how to play from under the center, and that learning 5 and 7 step drops is irrelevant because once Thigpen completed a 7 yard pass to a hall of fame tight end in quadruple coverage? If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football. Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge: After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games. If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately. We're here to help. Sincerely, The ChiefsPlanet Clinic Last edited by 'Hamas' Jenkins; 02-15-2010 at 10:48 PM..
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Chris Meck MVP Join Date: May 2001 Location: midtown KC Casino cash: $-1295090	running games and defenses more important than franchise QB's? Hmm. yep. I do. See Dan Marino. See John Elway's first 3 SB teams. See all three of the Giants SB winning teams. See Pittsburgh. unless you really think Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger are truly elite QB's. In which case I don't know what to tell you. Franchise QB won't get you squat if you can't block anybody, tackle anybody, or run the ball. That being said, I'm not against drafting a QB, I just don't think it's all that wise to take one at the top of the draft.
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12-17-2008, 04:59 PM	#42
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