Chiefs Do You Suffer from TFS? True Fan Syndrome? If So, We Can Help - Page 13

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10:48 PM

Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7?

Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?

Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?

Do you hate wide receivers?

Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position?

Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14?

Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?

Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?

Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks?

Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?

Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?

Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?

Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?

Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft?

Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?

Do you believe that the only way to be a winning team is to throw money at the most expensive Free Agents every year, regardless of need?

Do you judge QBOTF by their box scores?

Do you think that risk is scary, and therefore, wish to draft last in every round to avoid the perception of failure?

Do you think that Marty and Bill Cowher are the only two coaches left on the planet?

Do you think that Gunther was once a great coordinator?

Do you think that reaction is safer than action?

Do you think every other team that actually drafted a QBOTF just 'got lucky' and that it could never happen to us?

Is your name [alias of claythan and hootie]?

Do you prefer tailgating to Championships?

Do you fear the unknown?

Do you believe that 'being close in the 4th quarter' is the objective of an offense?

Do you believe that the run sets up the pass?

Do you believe that Stafford "has done nothing worth mentioning" in college?

Do you think QBs don't need to know how to play from under the center, and that learning 5 and 7 step drops is irrelevant because once Thigpen completed a 7 yard pass to a hall of fame tight end in quadruple coverage?

If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football.

Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge:

After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games.

If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately.

We're here to help.

Sincerely,

The ChiefsPlanet Clinic

Mecca · 12-18-2008, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Who the **** said that?!

That Buster Hymen dude....

This thread turned funny we got 1 guy calling Sanchez a POS and another guy lumping Carson Palmer in with busts and Brodie Croyle, what in the blue hell is going on here?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-18-2008, 11:54 PM

Who in the merry, happy hell on THIS board( myself included )is qualified to call; "Sure Thing"?!?

If you want to look at a QB and say, "I like the system he works in, his( insert plethora of QB traits here )works for me, and I think he'd be a great fit for the Chiefs", that's fine.

But pimp your QB all day and night if it makes you happy, the bottom line is; YOU DON'T KNOW.

The odds based on data may be greater for one guy than another, but make no mistake; YOU...ARE...GAMBLING.

These are obvious and practical points, but sometimes the basics need to be heard and remembered now and then.

That said, if Stafford is available; you take him. You take him because he has the skill-set necessary to adapt to anything Gailey want's to throw at him.
But if he's not, you let it the **** go, because unless Mark Sanchez declares; there's no one else in this Class worth consideration.
If the Chiefs draft another Spread-Monkey, the person making that call deserves to have a football crammed so far up his ass that he'll never walk upright again.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-18-2008, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

That Buster Hymen dude....

This thread turned funny we got 1 guy calling Sanchez a POS and another guy lumping Carson Palmer in with busts and Brodie Croyle, what in the blue hell is going on here?

Yeah, well **** 'Buster Hymen' because he/she/it doesn't do their homework and it shows.

Hey "Hymen"; **** YOU!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-19-2008, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by shaneo69

Do you suffer from MSMLS (Matthew Stafford Man-Love Syndrome)?

If so, I can't help.

I think most of this board suffers from a case of "We don't want the top rated QB, or any QB in the first round, for that matter."

I wish I was around when Palmer and Manning were drafted so that I could have seen all the people bash those selections about what epic busts they were going to be and how much those franchises overvalued their QBs.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-19-2008, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Yeah, well **** 'Buster Hymen' because he/she/it doesn't do their homework and it shows.

Hey "Hymen"; **** YOU!

DCS is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-19-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

DCS is silly and he's opinionated, but he's got guts and guts is enough.

FYP.

Remember; though you may know a lot, you don't know everything. No one here( myself included )does.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-19-2008, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

FYP.

Remember; though you may know a lot, you don't know everything. No one here( myself included )does.

It's a move quote, son. If you knew everything, you'd know that.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-19-2008, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

It's a move quote, son. If you knew everything, you'd know that.

What movie?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-19-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

What movie?

Full Metal Jacket.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-19-2008, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Full Metal Jacket.

No wonder; it's been yeeeeeears since I've seen that.

**Baby Lee** · 12-19-2008, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I love the fact that you have to invent an argument for it to gain any traction.

Figured you would after you assembled that army of strawmen in the topic header.

Mecca · 12-19-2008, 05:47 AM

I have a better question, why are you lumping Carson Palmer with busts and Brodie Croyle?

**Baby Lee** · 12-19-2008, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I have a better question, why are you lumping Carson Palmer with busts and Brodie Croyle?

Because there's no difference between just short of the SB and 0-16.
All that is short of SB victory is fungible failure.

**the Talking Can** · 12-19-2008, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I think most of this board suffers from a case of "We don't want the top rated QB, or any QB in the first round, for that matter."

I wish I was around when Palmer and Manning were drafted so that I could have seen all the people bash those selections about what epic busts they were going to be and how much those franchises overvalued their QBs.

palmer left college with a less than 60% completion percentage, and a 1.5/1 td/int ratio for his career...

and his QB rating his junior year is worse than Staffords....

the same true fan idiots would have torn him apart and claimed that he "regularly" made mistakes and we can't draft him....

**OnTheWarpath15** · 12-19-2008, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

palmer left college with a less than 60% completion percentage, and a 1.5/1 td/int ratio for his career...

and his QB rating his junior year is worse than Staffords....

the same true fan idiots would have torn him apart and claimed that he "regularly" made mistakes and we can't draft him....

What happened to "watch the games, and don't rely on the box score?"

DID YOU EVEN SEE PALMER PLAY!!??!111one!!!

You're a goddamn walking contradiction.

12-17-2008, 04:09 PM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7179572	Do You Suffer from TFS? True Fan Syndrome? If So, We Can Help Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7? Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth? Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs? Do you hate wide receivers? Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position? Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14? Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to? Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant? Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks? Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager? Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw? Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense? Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII? Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft? Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much? Do you believe that the only way to be a winning team is to throw money at the most expensive Free Agents every year, regardless of need? Do you judge QBOTF by their box scores? Do you think that risk is scary, and therefore, wish to draft last in every round to avoid the perception of failure? Do you think that Marty and Bill Cowher are the only two coaches left on the planet? Do you think that Gunther was once a great coordinator? Do you think that reaction is safer than action? Do you think every other team that actually drafted a QBOTF just 'got lucky' and that it could never happen to us? Is your name [alias of claythan and hootie]? Do you prefer tailgating to Championships? Do you fear the unknown? Do you believe that 'being close in the 4th quarter' is the objective of an offense? Do you believe that the run sets up the pass? Do you believe that Stafford "has done nothing worth mentioning" in college? Do you think QBs don't need to know how to play from under the center, and that learning 5 and 7 step drops is irrelevant because once Thigpen completed a 7 yard pass to a hall of fame tight end in quadruple coverage? If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football. Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge: After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games. If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately. We're here to help. Sincerely, The ChiefsPlanet Clinic Last edited by 'Hamas' Jenkins; 02-15-2010 at 10:48 PM..
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12-18-2008, 11:54 PM	#182
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Who in the merry, happy hell on THIS board( myself included )is qualified to call; "Sure Thing"?!? If you want to look at a QB and say, "I like the system he works in, his( insert plethora of QB traits here )works for me, and I think he'd be a great fit for the Chiefs", that's fine. But pimp your QB all day and night if it makes you happy, the bottom line is; YOU DON'T KNOW. The odds based on data may be greater for one guy than another, but make no mistake; YOU...ARE...GAMBLING. These are obvious and practical points, but sometimes the basics need to be heard and remembered now and then. That said, if Stafford is available; you take him. You take him because he has the skill-set necessary to adapt to anything Gailey want's to throw at him. But if he's not, you let it the go, because unless Mark Sanchez declares; there's no one else in this Class worth consideration. If the Chiefs draft another Spread-Monkey, the person making that call deserves to have a football crammed so far up his ass that he'll never walk upright again. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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12-19-2008, 05:47 AM	#192
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