Life Another Sexual Question... - Page 7

**The Franchise** · 01-21-2009, 06:04 PM

Spinoff of Luv's face painting thread....

What's the craziest thing that a girl/guy has ever asked you to do sexually?

For instance....

I was with a girl who...while we were getting down.....wanted to be slapped and punched...in the face...as hard as I could. I didn't do it. There was just something about it that didn't seem right.

88TG88 · 01-21-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

That's actually a wet dream to me.

I've heard a couple of chicks say that. What is the deal with that ?

**Lzen** · 01-21-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I knew I was going to steal the money back anyways, so It didn't matter.

Just like in Grand Theft Auto.

BWillie · 01-21-2009, 08:41 PM

For some reason, I find it a huge turn off if a girl I actually care about is slutty. IE- if a girl I didn't like wanted to have a 3some, that would be kind of a turn on. But if it was my girlfriend, and she wanted to have a 3some with even a girl, I'd be pissed. I guess I'm strange.

Craziest thing a chick has want me to do was eat my own jizz. Like honestly, jack off into my hand, and eat it in front of her. Needless to say she didn't get a ride home, made her ride the school cambus. I gave her a the bus schedule and everything and locked my door.

**Iowanian** · 01-21-2009, 08:42 PM

Hopefully she gave you a drink of water first there Bear Grylls.

Delano · 01-21-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Hopefully she gave you a drink of water first there Bear Grylls.

If you are going to survive in the swamp without food, jizz in your hand and eat it.

Fritz88 · 01-21-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I've been there, I was always freaked out I'd kill her and end up on the news.

You'll end up there one day.

Fritz88 · 01-21-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

But if it was my girlfriend, and she wanted to have a 3some with even a girl, I'd be pissed. I guess I'm strange.
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Yes. You are strange.

88TG88 · 01-21-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88

You'll end up there one day.

this is the funniest thread i've ever read on here. I couldn't breathe for a few seconds.

**Iowanian** · 01-21-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

If you are going to survive in the swamp without food, jizz in your hand and eat it.

Sex Ed with Bear.

What you've got to do, is really get in there like a starving Lion if you're going to muff dive on one of the Williams sisters.

**Iowanian** · 01-21-2009, 09:48 PM

"Next week, Menstruation and cunnilingus. Friend or Foe"

Fritz88 · 01-21-2009, 10:19 PM

everyone here is acting all angley and "Oh, that's so cruel I would never do it" or "I didn't do it. There was just something about it that didn't seem right" but in ****ing reality you all did it and loved it.

Jenson71 · 01-21-2009, 10:28 PM

I've jerked off 5 times to this thread so far tonight. Thanks for the fun.

**Nzoner** · 01-21-2009, 11:51 PM

I'm late to the party because I was taking care of some business in the bedroom so I'm not sorry I missed it but felt I had to reply.

I was in college and my gf was getting ready to go out with me for the night.As I waited I was thumbing through a porn mag and came across a photo shoot of a guy shaving a woman's pussy.I took it to show her and was talking about how sexy I thought it was.

Fast forward 6 hours,home from the bar and as I'm lying in bed trying not to pass out she walks in with a pan of warm water,a towel,razor and shaving cream and asks me to do the honors.Talk about sobered up and ready to go.

Took alot of trust on her part but I was steady eddy and it was a very memorable night.

Jenson71 · 01-21-2009, 11:53 PM

I hope that was after your homework was finished.

KCrockaholic · 01-21-2009, 11:55 PM

This thread has made me realize, im only 18, yet ive done nearly every thing talked about in this thread...wow....im kinda proud now. lol.

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01-21-2009, 11:51 PM	#103
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	I'm late to the party because I was taking care of some business in the bedroom so I'm not sorry I missed it but felt I had to reply. I was in college and my gf was getting ready to go out with me for the night.As I waited I was thumbing through a porn mag and came across a photo shoot of a guy shaving a woman's pussy.I took it to show her and was talking about how sexy I thought it was. Fast forward 6 hours,home from the bar and as I'm lying in bed trying not to pass out she walks in with a pan of warm water,a towel,razor and shaving cream and asks me to do the honors.Talk about sobered up and ready to go. Took alot of trust on her part but I was steady eddy and it was a very memorable night. __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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