UHHHH. Ok

ChiTown · 01-26-2009, 12:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 01:01 PM

this thread is worthless without pics.

**doomy3** · 01-26-2009, 01:01 PM

Awesome.

Detoxing · 01-26-2009, 01:02 PM

Damn it!

Fish · 01-26-2009, 01:02 PM

Ask her if you can also take advantage of the alternate payment method like the last guy did....

KC-TBB · 01-26-2009, 01:02 PM

so it's a full service salon?

Demonpenz · 01-26-2009, 01:03 PM

Did he cum or what?

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 01:04 PM

this Friday cut is going to be very interesting.

Redrum_69 · 01-26-2009, 01:04 PM

tell her she better give you the full treatment and the happy ending better be damn good, otherwise you are gonna tell her husband.

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 01:04 PM

maybe she'll shampoo your junk.

Donger · 01-26-2009, 01:04 PM

I wonder why she took her clothes off? That isn't required for a BJ, unless there are different requisites in Wichita.

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 01:04 PM

just a little trim?

BigVE · 01-26-2009, 01:05 PM

Whoa baby, first time I have literally laughed out loud in a while. Wowzer.

...that's what you get for trespassing!

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 01:05 PM

maybe she got confused when he asked for a blow-dry?

Bowser · 01-26-2009, 01:05 PM

BJ and a haircut, two bits!

01-26-2009, 12:59 PM
ChiTown Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $30430	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-26-2009, 01:01 PM	#2
58-4ever The Collective Unconscious Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The OP Casino cash: $1047307	this thread is worthless without pics. __________________ Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow...
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