When did you lose interest?

[MaxFects]

I've been living with my girlfriend for awhile and we've been together for a little more than two years now. While I haven't lost interest in her, i'm not all that into the sex anymore. She's definitely the initiator now and I find myself becoming more flirtatious with other women.

I've cheated on girls in the past, but don't wanna go that route this time. I plan on trying to put down the xbox this week and stepping up the flowers and romance thing. It should also help that football season is wrapping up

How long did it take for you guys if ever? What did you do to help?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

When they quit swallowing ditch em'

So that's where they came up with ditch pig.

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

So that's where they came up with ditch pig.

^5

[Iowanian]

Well Shyguy, you should have probably stayed with your wife in the first place.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Well Shyguy, you should have probably stayed with your wife in the first place.

She's 13. She's homeless. And she's mine.

[PinkFloyd]

Not sure anyone has mentioned it - but it's cold outside... Warm her tank up with some ANTIFREEZE !!!

Just kidding of course... Hang in there... Just try to be alittle bit more lovey dovey... If you don't give her the attention - someone else will... So - if you care about her - you better get on the ball !!! Now !!!

[Iowanian]

You should have just gone into the HOC, read any thread started by RIII

[rad]

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I must admit, your vast array of knowledge over things you have little to no personal experience with seems to have no boundries whatsoever.

He watches a lot of TV.

[EyePod]

Originally Posted by DTLB58

We Will have been married 20 years this August and we lived together for 5 years before marrage and dated 5 years before that. So yah, we have been together a while.

What was the first thing I did when I came home from work tonight? I walked over to the stove where she was standing cooking supper and grabbed her ass.

We are doing great

It dosen't mean you don't have thoughts or fantasy's from time to time. That dosen't necesarily mean you want to cheat or don't love eachother anymore.

One thing I've always done, if we have a fight or disagreement I sleep on it. More times than not I change my mind or at least compromise.

Half the time I'll just give in because I know it's not that big of a deal, and then a little while later, my gf will say sorry too. It's nice. I think compromising or giving in even when you don't want to is a big part of making relationships work.

[rad]

Slapping her around a little bit works too.









j/k

[Iowanian]

Maxfexts asks the planet
what exactly he should do
He'd rather fiddle with his xbox
than diddle the lady in the canoe.

Her cooter doesn't int'rest him
Halo II consumes his time
He's working on Nintendo thumb
While master chief whispers her Rhymes.

It soon won't be a problem
Her sexy body willing and raring
Some big dick dude will fix the wobble
in her "gently used", vagina bearing.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I must admit, your vast array of knowledge over things you have little to no personal experience with seems to have no boundries whatsoever.

Whatever, you old fart.

Just because YOUR libido has not diminished (and I HIGHLY doubt it hasn't, you just think it hasn't. Whether you want to admit it or not you were a LOT more horny at 18) does not mean it doesn't happen to other dudes. It is SCIENTIFIC FACT that your libido decreases as you get older. Ever hear of MALE MENOPAUSE?

Guess what? YOUR METABOLISM isn't what it used to be either.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Claythan

How old are you? Guys lose libido as they age.

Well I'm almost 43, and Ain't ready or thinking of slowing down yet.


This coming from an asexual 27y/o

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Whatever, you old fart.

Just because YOUR libido has not diminished (and I HIGHLY doubt it hasn't, you just think it hasn't. Whether you want to admit it or not you were a LOT more horny at 18) does not mean it doesn't happen to other dudes. It is SCIENTIFIC FACT that your libido decreases as you get older. Ever hear of MALE MENOPAUSE?

Guess what? YOUR METABOLISM isn't what it used to be either.

i'm almost 47 and not one iota of decline...

use it or lose it...you're only two decades away...I suggest you lower your standards and get to work.

[Hammock Parties]

Would you old, chubby ****ers like to know more? When was the last time you didn't just roll over and start sawing logs after three minutes of missionary?

Why does male sex drive decrease with age? Is there any remedy?
July 6, 1987

Dear Cecil:

I know you're not Doctor Ruth, or even an endocrinologist, but can you tell me why men get less horny as they get older? I'm 35 and don't seem to want to boink anywhere near as much as I used to five or ten years ago. Is there some nutritional or chemical substance that can rectify this, such as the much-heralded bee pollen?

— J.H., Chicago

Dear J.:

It's interesting to watch the Baby Boomers arc through life--from the Age of Aquarius to the milk of magnesia. Once everybody wanted to know about drugs and how to kill the roaches in their crummy apartments; now I get aging yuppies worried about their fading virility.

Ah, well. Despite considerable research, nobody really understands why men gradually lose their sex drive. Most males reach their sexual peak at age 17 or 18, and it's a long, slow slide thereafter, becoming particularly noticeable after the age of 30. It's not uncommon for an 18-year-old male to be able to achieve orgasm four to eight times in a 24-hour period, whereas most 30-year-olds are happy if they manage once.

At one time scientists thought declining sex drive was the result of decreasing sex hormone levels, but research has not borne this out. Though the data are contradictory, there does not seem to be any clear evidence that testosterone levels decline significantly before the age of 50. In any case there is no positive connection between T-level and sexual activity in normal men. Hormone shots will help a guy with a gland problem, but they will not restore youthful vigor to a normal male who has simply gotten old. It may be that your reduced sex drive results not from lowered hormones but from your body's decreasing sensitivity thereto.

Over the years an amazing array of substances have been proposed as aphrodisiacs. The only ones that really do anything are what we might call quasi aphrodisiacs, notably booze and drugs, which do not increase desire so much as they reduce inhibitions. Some drugs also enhance sex once the show is under way. Amyl nitrate, AKA "poppers," is said to intensify and prolong orgasm when inhaled at the point of climax. Amphetamines can produce prolonged erection and multiple orgasm in men, although women usually experience negative effects.

A Food and Drug Administration advisory panel reviewed 15 alleged aphrodisiacs in 1982, including gotu kola, ginseng, licorice, sarsaparilla, cantharides (Spanish fly), nux vomica, Pega Palo, strychnine (!), and yohimbine. The panel declared there was "no substantive evidence whatever to support the claims of aphrodisiac action attributed to these ingredients." In some cases, in fact, they can make things worse--strychnine, for instance. Spanish fly, derived from a southern European beetle that is powdered and then eaten, produces an irritation of the urethra that may mimic sexual arousal, but it can also cause genital damage, impotence, and in extreme cases, death from shock.

Yohimbine, which comes from the bark of a tropical tree, caused a flurry a few years ago when it was shown to increase sex activity in rats, but tests with humans have been disappointing. A compound related to yohimbine, papaverine, has been shown to produce "impressive erections" if injected directly into the penis. While potentially useful to those suffering from impotence, this doesn't sound like something the average guy would want to fool with.

Other reputed aphrodisiacs include megadoses of vitamin E (studies indicate it has no effect), as well as such things as sea turtle penises, raw bull testicles, and powdered rhinoceros horn, about which I need say no more. And then there's bee pollen. One quack has called it "a wonderful natural food which tends to increase the body's production of sex hormones." Some believe it also enhances athletic performance, relieves asthma, reeruns aging, etc. The evidence to date suggests otherwise. While it's legal to sell bee pollen as a food, the FDA frowns on any claim of therapeutic benefit.

But look on the bright side. Most men in their 20s want sex a lot more than women of the same age, resulting in chronic frustration. But while desire declines in men as they get into their 30s, it increases in women, who reach their sexual peak between 35 and 40. Thus you may find the little lady wants you to come thither just about as often as you're prepared to go. Enjoy it while you can; pretty soon she'll be trying to keep you from nodding off halfway through.

— Cecil Adams

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by PinkFloyd

Not sure anyone has mentioned it - but it's cold outside... Warm her tank up with some ANTIFREEZE !!!

Just kidding of course... Hang in there... Just try to be alittle bit more lovey dovey... If you don't give her the attention - someone else will... So - if you care about her - you better get on the ball !!! Now !!!

Now THAT is funny.......



Sorry couldn't resist


inside joke