Life So I find out yesterday my friend's step-daughter - Page 3

**Nzoner** · 02-15-2009, 01:42 PM

is in "the movies" and apparently is going to be on the cover of the April edition of Hustler.

I was in a bit of a shock after hearing the news because I've known her since she was 11 and after doing a search on her new name today it's all kind of surreal.

Kagney Linn Karter

Cornstock · 02-15-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

My blood runs cold! My memory has just been sold.

Haha yes! my thoughts exactly!

**Rain Man** · 02-15-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

Technically, she would.

Pioli Zombie · 02-15-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

is in "the movies" and apparently is going to be on the cover of the April edition of Hustler.

I was in a bit of a shock after hearing the news because I've known her since she was 11 and after doing a search on her new name today it's all kind of surreal.

Kagney Linn Karter

good friend.

hey, buddy, i posted your step-daughters picture on a messageboard.

im just sayin........

**Nzoner** · 02-15-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

good friend.

hey, buddy, i posted your step-daughters picture on a messageboard.

im just sayin........

I know my friend well enough to know that he doesn't have a problem with it

I'm just sayin'....

MichaelH · 02-15-2009, 04:40 PM

Something just occurred to me. Your buddy's wife must be hot. No?

StcChief · 02-15-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

I know my friend well enough to know that he doesn't have a problem with it

I'm just sayin'....

STEP daughter.... yes momma must be a MILF.

**Nzoner** · 02-15-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

STEP daughter.... yes momma must be a MILF.

Yes,momma is a very good looking woman,free spirited,and lots of fun.

**Iowanian** · 02-15-2009, 04:51 PM

I'd shoot myself in the face with an elephant gun for failing that badly as a parent.

RJ · 02-15-2009, 05:36 PM

Well, the good news is that she appears to have found her special purpose.

Not everyone does.

BigRock · 02-15-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'd shoot myself in the face with an elephant gun for failing that badly as a parent.

WHAT IF:

God appeared and gave you a choice.

A) Your daughter grows up to have a nice life, a good job, a loving husband, 2.5 kids, white picket fence, etc.

OR

B) Your daughter grows up to be a porn star, and the sight of her shapely bosoms bouncing up and down while she rides her scene partner's rod is the only thing that keeps a lonely scientist from killing himself. And that scientist discovers the cure for cancer, thus saving millions of lives, all thanks to your daughter having sex on camera for money. Oh, PS, your wife has cancer.

WHAT DO YOU DO

KCFalcon59 · 02-15-2009, 05:45 PM

more! more! more!

**Iowanian** · 02-15-2009, 05:46 PM

If I'm a shitty enough parent that I have a daughter on the stripper pole or in porn, I'm likely on my third wife and would start taking applications for #4.

A daughter is in my left arm now. I don't plan on failing her that badly.

Option A every day.

googlegoogle · 02-15-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

Umm. You don't think a playmate who ****s old guys for money and pretends it's a relationship isn't just as bad?

Tossup - Porn or daughter ends up then marrying a black dude like HOE-Kendra. You may not like that but it's reality.

Ebolapox · 02-15-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

a father's ONLY job is to keep his baby girl off the pole!

(/chris rock)

googlegoogle · 02-15-2009, 05:50 PM

If more jobs in hollywood had jobs for hot chicks instead of mediocre to ugly good actors then they wouldn't be doing porn.

I loved those latenight bikini girl shows that killed bad guys with guns.

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