Official KCChiefs.com announcement: New coaches

[Christofire]

(Must not ... make ... shanahan ... joke ...) Ah, what the hell -- I can't resist. THE DEALS ARE DONE!!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2009/02...g_staff_moves/

Kansas City Chiefs Announce Coaching Staff Moves
Feb 17, 2009, 5:17:14 PM

The Kansas City Chiefs announced on Tuesday that the club has made several additions to head coach Todd Haley’s coaching staff. The following coaches have been retained by the Chiefs: Bob Bicknell, Joe D’Alessandris, Chan Gailey, Tim Krumrie, Brent Salazar and Cedric Smith. The following assistant coaches are joining the Chiefs staff:

Joel Collier – Collier owns 17 seasons of experience coaching in the professional ranks. He most recently enjoyed a three-year stint with New England (2005-07). Prior to joining the Patriots, he spent 11 seasons with Miami (’94-04). Collier served his first tour of duty with New England from ‘91-93, spending time on the coaching staff and as a pro scout. He began his NFL career as an offensive assistant with Tampa Bay (’90) after serving as a graduate assistant at Syracuse (’88-89).

Gary Gibbs – A 29-year coaching veteran, Gibbs most recently served a three-year stint as defensive coordinator with New Orleans (2006-08). He entered the NFL ranks as linebackers coach with Dallas (2002-05). Gibbs broke into the coaching profession at his alma mater, the University of Oklahoma, as a graduate assistant in ‘75 and was eventually promoted to linebackers coach (’78-80), defensive coordinator (’81-88) and head coach (’89-94) He also served as defensive coordinator at Georgia (2000) and LSU (2001).

Steve Hoffman – Hoffman owns 19 years of NFL coaching experience. He most recently spent a two-year tour with Miami as kicking coach (2008) and assistant special teams coach (2007). He served as assistant special teams coach with the Atlanta (2006) after a 16-year association with Dallas (’89-04), where he served as kicking coach (’89-98) and kicking/defensive quality control coach (’99-04). He began his coaching career at the University of Miami (’85-87).

Bill Muir – Muir is a veteran of 31 NFL seasons and owns a total of 44 seasons of coaching experience. He most recently served as the offensive coordinator/offensive line coach for Tampa Bay (2002-08). He has also enjoyed NFL coaching stops with the N.Y. Jets (’95-01), Philadelphia (’92-94), Indianapolis (’89-91), Detroit (’85-88) and New England (’82-84). He began his NFL career in the player personnel department with Tampa Bay (’78-81). He coached collegiately at SMU (’76-77), Idaho State (’72-73), Rhode Island (’70-71), Delaware Valley (’66-67) and Susquehanna (’65). The Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania native also coached professionally for Houston/Shreveport (’74-75) of the World Football League.

Clancy Pendergast – Pendergast owns 14 seasons of experience in the NFL coaching ranks. He spent the past five campaigns as a defensive coordinator with Arizona (2004-08). Prior to guiding the Cardinals defensive unit, Pendergast spent one season with Cleveland (2003) after enjoying a seven-year tenure with Dallas (’96-02). He began his NFL coaching career with Houston (’95). He began his coaching career in the collegiate ranks as a graduate assistant with Mississippi State (’91) and enjoyed stops at Southern California (’92), Oklahoma (’93-94) and Alabama-Birmingham (’95). Pendergast graduated from the University of Arizona in ‘90.

Pat Perles – Perles owns 21 years of coaching experience, including two years in the NFL. He spent the previous six seasons at North Dakota State (2003-08), including the final four campaigns as the offensive coordinator. Perles previously served as the offensive line coach at his alma mater of Michigan State (2000-02). He spent six seasons in the Canadian Football League with Hamilton (’98-99), Winnipeg (’97) and Saskatchewan (’94-96). He began his NFL coaching career with the L.A. Rams (’92-93) after working as the defensive line coach for three years with Toledo (’89-91).

Dedric Ward – Ward spent the past two seasons as a member of Arizona Cardinals offensive coaching staff along with current Chiefs head coach Todd Haley. In 2007, Ward served as a quality control coach, working intensely with the Cardinals wide receivers. In 2008, the Cedar Rapids, Iowa native entered his second season as a quality control coach, working closely with the club’s running backs. Ward began his coaching career as wide receivers coach at Missouri State University in 2006.

[FAX]

Yes, this group may well be a gaggle of unknown dunderheads combined with a couple of dunderheads we do recognize (see Patty Cakes) ... that much is likely true.

However, the Kansas City Chiefs are not going to become world beaters overnight. This process is going to take years. It will take years because the prior head dunderheads not only hired other under dunderheads, but they kept on hiring new under dunderheads and would not fire the old under dunderheads they had. Sometime during those years (assuming this particular crop of dunderheads are incompetent or unable to produce positive results), we will behead these dunderheads. There is no question about it. This is not uber-dunderhead's team any longer. We will not retain under dunderheads merely because they fetch a mean glass of water. Of this, we may be confident. I would also remind you that we are now proceeding ahead without the services of three of the most dunderheaded of all conceivable dunderheads. Those dunderheads are done. So, regardless of how many under dunderheads we currently have, in the aggregate, we are far less dunderheaded than we were.

The world may come to an end, ladies and gentlemen and N00bs (sp?), but this won't be the reason.

FAX

[Tylerthigpen!1!]

I don't know if it has been brought up yet, but Clark was quoted today as saying that he expect 90-99% of his staff filled. So that does give the whole Crennel thing some credibility

[RedThat]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

This place is brutal.

There is someone on here at all times that remembers all of the stupid shit any given poster has ever said.

And that's what's great. Accountability. Come correct, and you'll be fine. Come half cocked and loaded with ignorance, and you're going to be rubbing your ass.

There are also reasons why people leave this place? And imo it's a really smart thing to do.

Because you've got some real fucked up people on here. I can tell there are people who just live and rely on this site and make it a huge part of their life. And it's pretty sad.

I mean who the "fuck" watches and remembers posts a poster made in the past, observes what he does, holds it against him, and uses it in the future against him to try and make him look like a fool? Grow the "****" up.

Geez, get " A ****'N GRIP MAN!" Can't let things go? Have nothing else better to do?

That's it. Im out of here. This place is a real sh*t hole. No need to surround myself with loser type people. Better to not give attention to them and avoid these types of people.

*Now I want to delete my account. How do I go abouts in doing that? Does anyone know?

[The Bad Guy]

Originally Posted by RedBull

There are also reasons why people leave this place? And imo it's a really smart thing to do.

Because you've got some real fucked up people on here. I can tell there are people who just live and rely on this site and make it a huge part of their life. And it's pretty sad.

I mean who the "fuck" watches and remembers posts a poster made in the past, observes what he does, holds it against him, and uses it in the future against him to try and make him look like a fool? Grow the "****" up.

Geez, get " A ****'N GRIP MAN!" Can't let things go? Have nothing else better to do?

That's it. Im out of here. This place is a real sh*t hole. No need to surround myself with loser type people. Better to not give attention to them and avoid these types of people.

*Now I want to delete my account. How do I go abouts in doing that?

It's really not that hard to remember when someone posts a dumb ****ing thread on here. I can remember numerous dumb threads.

It sounds like you got bitched, and now you want to throw stones and take your ball and go home.

You didn't have to make a post about wanting to delete your account. You could have just never showed up again.

Keep the drama alive.

[RedThat]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

It's really not that hard to remember when someone posts a dumb ****ing thread on here. I can remember numerous dumb threads.

It sounds like you got bitched, and now you want to throw stones and take your ball and go home.

You didn't have to make a post about wanting to delete your account. You could have just never showed up again.

Keep the drama alive.

Im not asking for drama I want to delete my account for good. I just want to know how and I was hoping that wouldnt be too much to ask.

[The Bad Guy]

Originally Posted by RedBull

Im not asking for drama I want to delete my account for good. I just want a little contribution and I was hoping that wouldnt be too much to ask.

Again, you could have sent a PM to DaFace.

Instead, you chose to keep posting in the thread to keep stirring the pot.

Right, you wanted no drama.

[RedThat]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Again, you could have sent a PM to DaFace.

Instead, you chose to keep posting in the thread to keep stirring the pot.

Right, you wanted no drama.

Who's Daface?

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by RedBull

Im not asking for drama I want to delete my account for good. I just want to know how and I was hoping that wouldnt be too much to ask.

It's all good, man. Don't get too worked up about it.

Everyone has had to take some crap for a moment or two. Shit like this is forgotten about soon enough.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by RedBull

There are also reasons why people leave this place? And imo it's a really smart thing to do.

Because you've got some real fucked up people on here. I can tell there are people who just live and rely on this site and make it a huge part of their life. And it's pretty sad.

I mean who the "fuck" watches and remembers posts a poster made in the past, observes what he does, holds it against him, and uses it in the future against him to try and make him look like a fool? Grow the "****" up.

Geez, get " A ****'N GRIP MAN!" Can't let things go? Have nothing else better to do?

That's it. Im out of here. This place is a real sh*t hole. No need to surround myself with loser type people. Better to not give attention to them and avoid these types of people.

*Now I want to delete my account. How do I go abouts in doing that? Does anyone know?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

It's all good, man. Don't get too worked up about it.

Everyone has had to take some crap for a moment or two. Shit like this is forgotten about soon enough.

Unless it's something as stupid as saying Glenn Dorsey is a bust after 1 season.

People tend to remember epic stupidity like that.

Exhibit A: About 40 posts ago.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Unless it's something as stupid as saying Glenn Dorsey is a bust after 1 season.

People tend to remember epic stupidity like that.

Exhibit A: About 40 posts ago.

I'm trying to talk a poster off the proverbial ledge, and you just go and give 'em a running push.

[RedThat]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Unless it's something as stupid as saying Glenn Dorsey is a bust after 1 season.

People tend to remember epic stupidity like that.

Exhibit A: About 40 posts ago.

Well, the thing i realize is, there are a lot of different opinions shared around here. Not everyone is gonna agree with each others opinion. However, most of the time that usually leads to arguments...And then I find that sometimes when the arguments get tough, people get personal, and say and do a lot of stupid sh*t.

And thats not right.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by RedBull

Well, the thing i realize is, there are a lot of different opinions shared around here. Not everyone is gonna agree with each others opinion. However, most of the time that usually leads to arguments...And then I find that sometimes when the arguments get tough, people get personal, and say and do a lot of stupid sh*t.

And thats not right.

You just gotta' find your "crew".

[RedThat]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

You just gotta' find your "crew".

I'll be honest, this place isn't for me. Im sure there are cool dudes around here, but the not so cool ones, spoil it.

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

So is Gailey the OC?

correct