Poop 18-year old paints penis on roof of parents' house - Page 2

**RealSNR** · 03-26-2009, 02:05 PM

Tell me you guys never did anything like this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/ne...00/7961224.stm

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

Chiefless · 03-26-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

what's the sense in owning a £1million mansion in berkshire if you can't paint a dick on the roof?
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Good one.

My first thought after reading the headline was why would an 18 year old go out on the roof of his parents house and put paint his wang? Something may be askew with my reading comprehension.

Frazod · 03-26-2009, 02:42 PM

That's a rather odd looking roof, too. What's with the big gray area? Looks like a landing strip.

**Bugeater** · 03-26-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

That's a rather odd looking roof, too. What's with the big gray area? Looks like a landing strip.

It's a membrane roof, that part isn't steep enough for shingles.

Archie F. Swin · 03-26-2009, 02:46 PM

if that's the best he can draw at age 17....I'm sorry, he's a reerun

Frazod · 03-26-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

It's a membrane roof, that part isn't steep enough for shingles.

Obviously I've never lived in £1million mansion.

**gblowfish** · 03-26-2009, 02:57 PM

In an earthquake, it vibrates!!

**Buzz** · 03-26-2009, 03:07 PM

That took some balls!

Ultra Peanut · 03-26-2009, 03:08 PM

At least he didn't paint one on his face.

InChiefsHeaven · 03-26-2009, 03:08 PM

I love how they are going to teach the little bastard a lesson by making him scrub it off AFTER he gets back from travelling...

...hey guys, somehow I don't think he's going to learn his lesson...

Demonpenz · 03-26-2009, 03:24 PM

I would have drawn a vagina but then that would have attracted 40 foot dicks

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-26-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

A year? Jesus.

It looks more like a missle with balls. What the hell is the line in the center for? It's not supposed to go all the way down the head.

That's one ****ed up circumcision.

Crush · 03-26-2009, 03:32 PM

* If you have an erection that lasts for more than a year, please consult a physician.

Wile_E_Coyote · 03-26-2009, 03:34 PM

Going to need a little lube for that chimney

RJ · 03-26-2009, 03:38 PM

I smell a government cover up. That was obviously done by aliens. Notice the similarities to the Nazca Lines in Peru?

How far away is this Berkshire place from Stonehenge?

Crush · 03-26-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

I smell a government cover up. That was obviously done by aliens. Notice the similarities to the Nazca Lines in Peru?

How far away is this Berkshire place from Stonehenge?

I smell a SciFi Network Original Movie.

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