Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 3

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I saw a HS Sr do this not too long ago. When he blew chunks, he had syrup coming out of his nose.....it looked like Mrs Butterworth gave him an Angry Dragon.

I didn't barf, but once I got home, I went down to my knees on the front yard and didn't move for about 10 minutes. It was like the Y.A. Tittle Picture, subbing syrup for blood.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I'm sure she'd be going for the guy that works out and eats sushi anyways. That's an L.A. thing. No offense to your obvious charms and popcorn hangover.

He started working out last week. He bought this protein and the serving size is '1 Heaping Scoop'...needless to say all I've been hearing all week is him yelling '1 Heaping Scoot' at me every morning.

And as for the sushi thing, that is just straight from left field and makes no sense to me...this kid last week ate 4.5 italian beefs on a bet in 30 minutes...and now he's waking up early and eating sushi? What in the hell is going on?

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

You'll wish you hadn't afterwords...

You know how at ghetto taco stands you can buy the bags of carrots marinating in jalapenos and jalapeno juice?

I could duck swallow the whole thing.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You're supposed to SWALLOW, numbnuts.

What does that mean? Am I drinking too fast? I've always wondered about these neck pains...

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.

I earned my red wings as a young man. Unlike Hootie, I don't feel the need to poke a needle in my left eye, just to see if it hurts worse than the one in my right eye.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

And as for the sushi thing, that is just straight from left field and makes no sense to me...this kid last week ate 4.5 italian beefs on a bet in 30 minutes...and now he's waking up early and eating sushi? What in the hell is going on?

Any Sushi he's eating this early can't be good.
Unless you live in New York.
And you don't strike me as a New Yorker.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I earned my red wings as a young man. Unlike Hootie, I don't feel the need to poke a needle in my left eye, just to see if it hurts worse than the one in my right eye.

I'd have to really hate a dude to let him eat me while I was bleeding. Or he'd have to be Hootie.

Amnorix · 04-10-2009, 08:13 AM

finger meet back of throat, rinse out your mouth. drink a bunch of water, take 3 or so tylenols/advils, and go back to bed. You'll wake up a new man.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

What does that mean? Am I drinking too fast? I've always wondered about these neck pains...

It was funny cuz see I was implying that you weren't swallowing.
Oh never mind.

Want some popcorn?

**Nzoner** · 04-10-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.

I just happened to be taking a drink of hot tea when I read that and it sure as hell didn't taste the same.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

finger meet back of throat, rinse out your mouth. drink a bunch of water, take 3 or so tylenols/advils, and go back to bed. You'll wake up a new man.

This isn't the CP Weight Loss thread.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I'd have to really hate a dude to let him eat me while I was bleeding. Or he'd have to be Hootie.

Yeah, well, when you are young, stupid and drunk, everything sounds like a good idea.

/Hootie

**Rain Man** · 04-10-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

This isn't the CP Weight Loss thread.

No, but it doesn't mean I can't learn new ideas here.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I earned my red wings as a young man. Unlike Hootie, I don't feel the need to poke a needle in my left eye, just to see if it hurts worse than the one in my right eye.

You want to hear something really disturbing?

When I was in high school, I used to drink a LOT of pop. Like, 12 a day...I'm not kidding. I used to play basketball and baseball, so I could eat/drink/do whatever I wanted and it never really mattered...either way, I'd spend a lot of time on the computer or playing video games or doing both because I had the luxury of having all of that shit in my room.

Anyways, being the lazy mother ****er I am, I used to pee in empty mountain dew bottles because I didn't feel like walking across the hall and using the toilet.

Also, I used to have a lot of sex with my ex in my room with my girlfriend at the time...even though I knew my mom knew and didn't care, it was still something that I didn't want to broadcast to her...so for the week or so we used condoms I'd just kind of store them in this cupboard along with these pee bottles...one time when we were in the act she started her period (gross) and I had to wipe it up with a rag.

So the contents of this mystery cupboard were about 5 gross, used condoms...20 20 oz. bottles of urine, a bloody rag, and a few empty bottles of booze.

So one day I take a piss in one of these bottles, take it to my storage lair, and sure enough...SPOTLESS! That's right, mother did a little spring cleaning when I was away for the day.

Never said a word to me about it...I knew she wouldn't, but I can only imagine what was going through her head when she opened up that cupboard.

Of course she also found and washed my jerk off rag when I was in 8th grade so...

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Any Sushi he's eating this early can't be good.
Unless you live in New York.
And you don't strike me as a New Yorker.

dude he bought it at a grocery store, I already knew it wasn't any good.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 08:13 AM	#38
Amnorix In BB I trust Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boston, Mass. Casino cash: $10029808	finger meet back of throat, rinse out your mouth. drink a bunch of water, take 3 or so tylenols/advils, and go back to bed. You'll wake up a new man.
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