Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 6

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

Consistent1 · 04-10-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I'm not sure I see the correlation...but shit, you should have seen our first apartment...Steve and I had bottles of pee lying all over the place...playing online poker and video games leaves you no time for getting up and using a bathroom...that's just ****ing crazy talk.

You ever see the movie Things to Do in Denver when You're Dead?

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:41 AM

I can't stop with you guys! It's too hilarious. I have stories that are way better than these...lots of stuff that paints a pretty gay picture.

**chasedude** · 04-10-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I don't even know...she must have been dehydrated, too. Something I'd rather not experience again.

My friend Steve used to stand in the shower when one of us would take a piss...open the curtain and block our stream with his hand and look at us with a big smile on his face.

I love that these stories are so out there for the majority of you...it's the social norm for my friends and me...which I guess is quite disturbing.

This whole thread is....

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I don't even know...she must have been dehydrated, too. Something I'd rather not experience again.

My friend Steve used to stand in the shower when one of us would take a piss...open the curtain and block our stream with his hand and look at us with a big smile on his face.

I love that these stories are so out there for the majority of you...it's the social norm for my friends and me...which I guess is quite disturbing.

Jesus ****ing Christ

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 08:48 AM

You and your friends need to pile into an old station wagon, drive along some cliffs shouting "O'Doyle RULES!" over and over until you drive over a banana peel.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Jesus ****ing Christ

Is pee that disgusting?

I swear that I, for absolutely nothing, would let anyone pee on my hand. It's pee. You can wash your hands.

Pee, that isn't from a girl, just doesn't gross me out. My friend Brian used to tuck his penis and pee on people behind him when we showered after baseball games...that's comic gold.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

lots of stuff that paints a pretty gay picture.

That comes as a surprise to everyone here, I'm sure. I know I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well considering I was 16, and she was 15, I somehow don't see as if that was the case...

15- to 19-year-olds represents 46% of infections

http://4collegewomen.org/fact-sheets...dia.html#_ftn4

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You and your friends need to pile into an old station wagon, drive along some cliffs shouting "O'Doyle RULES!" over and over until you drive over a banana peel.

Oh come on.

You really think the O'doyle's piss all over each other?

The funny thing is...when new people meet us...they find us totally weird and borderline gay...and before you know it, they are laughing and emulating everything we do...

That dude in the plate video that was showing his weiner off...that kid would never have looked at a dude penis two months ago.

**DeezNutz** · 04-10-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

For the record, my mom went out of town for 10 days so my friends and I took over my house.

I was showering at 8 AM getting ready for work..felt something warm and weird going down my back that didn't make any sense...turned around...my friend had snuck in the shower behind me, and was definitely peeing on me while giggling like a 12 year old girl.

So I've experienced both.

My college experience also had shades of Animal House, but I can say with all certainty that I've never had another man "sneak" into the shower with me. Frankly, I'm not sure such "sneakery" is possible...

LOCOChief · 04-10-2009, 08:53 AM

take the cake, go back to bed.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Is pee that disgusting?

I swear that I, for absolutely nothing, would let anyone pee on my hand. It's pee. You can wash your hands.

Pee, that isn't from a girl, just doesn't gross me out. My friend Brian used to tuck his penis and pee on people behind him when we showered after baseball games...that's comic gold.

That's some ****ed up repugnant shit.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

15- to 19-year-olds represents 46% of infections

http://4collegewomen.org/fact-sheets...dia.html#_ftn4

I'm sure the 15 year old end of that spectrum is the biggest piece of that pie.

Besides, she was my first, I was her first (which I wasn't even going to say because here comes the witty planet crowd to pass along all of their funny jokes about 'mwa mwa mwa you believed her mwa mwa mwa' you're an idiot blah blah...

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Is pee that disgusting?

Yes. Yes it is.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 08:58 AM

I have a very close group of friends I've known since I was 7 or 8 years old. We played sports together, drank together, we've passed out in the same bed together.

I've never seen any one of them piss or shit, I've never touched their piss or shit, and I've never seen, nor attempted to see, their dicks.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 08:41 AM	#77
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I can't stop with you guys! It's too hilarious. I have stories that are way better than these...lots of stuff that paints a pretty gay picture.
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04-10-2009, 08:48 AM	#80
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04-10-2009, 08:53 AM	#86
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7239572	I have a very close group of friends I've known since I was 7 or 8 years old. We played sports together, drank together, we've passed out in the same bed together. I've never seen any one of them piss or shit, I've never touched their piss or shit, and I've never seen, nor attempted to see, their dicks. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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