Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 12

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:12 AM

I think Hootie draws the line at shitting.

He has standards.

**notorious** · 04-10-2009, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

The bomb? Is that when Hootie takes a dump on her chest? I thought that was a cleveland steamer.

It's her chest if there isn't a hamper nearby.

Pants · 04-10-2009, 10:12 AM

This thread has lost its burst.

**DeezNutz** · 04-10-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

The bomb? Is that when Hootie takes a dump on her chest? I thought that was a cleveland steamer.

No, that's Steve. No pants = easy access.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You're right. I'm sorry.

Raunchy pussy smells like popcorn jelly bellys.

There's deodorant for that.

As you know.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

No, that's Steve. No pants = easy access.

Wait, so is steve taking a dump on luv's chest? Or moootie's chest?

Is it the new double decker, with steve dumping on moootie dumping on luv?

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:15 AM

Just so we're clear if a girl crawled into the living room naked and all fours, it would be a cool party?

**DeezNutz** · 04-10-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Just so we're clear if a girl crawled into the living room naked and all fours, it would be a cool party?

Tough one. Either really cool or really uncool.

I hate popcorn smell.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Just so we're clear if a girl crawled into the living room naked and all fours, it would be a cool party?

Not at frootie's house. Boys only.

You're welcome to come try the crawling thing here, though, if you want to see how it works.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

There's deodorant for that.

As you know.

Yes... My sweet sweet Dylan. Long blonde hair. Vet technician by day. Dirty dirty dirty girl by night.

She still sends me I love yous. I can still remember the smell of her pussy deoderant.

Girls are so gross. Yay men!

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Just so we're clear if a girl crawled into the living room naked and all fours, it would be a cool party?

Seen it.

Andy dated this really hot, really slutty girl (she was the loudest screaming sex haver I've ever heard)...she was drunk as shit and we were all playing Halo in the living room at like 4 AM and she came crawling out of his room, naked, on all fours...

It was pretty awesome.

She also stripped down to her thong at a strip club on stage on Andy's birthday...and pulled down Andy's pants when the strippers were ****ing with him on the stage...revealing Andy's little dingy...and Andy didn't pull up his pants...and the announcer guy started getting REALLY weirded out.

That was an epic night.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Not at frootie's house. Boys only.

You're welcome to come try the crawling thing here, though, if you want to see how it works.

You'll have to pick up the tissues. I'm not touching any jizz I wasn't a part of.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Dirty dirty dirty girl by night.

Only three dirtys?

Amateur.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

You'll have to pick up the tissues. I'm not touching any jizz I wasn't a part of.

Done.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

She also stripped down to her thong at a strip club on stage on Andy's birthday...and pulled down Andy's pants when the strippers were ****ing with him on the stage...revealing Andy's little dingy...and Andy didn't pull up his pants...and the announcer guy started getting REALLY weirded out.

That was an epic night.

This is type of normal sick behavior that I can endorse.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

This is type of normal sick behavior that I can endorse.

We try to keep a healthy medium.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 10:12 AM	#166
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-759649	I think Hootie draws the line at shitting. He has standards. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-10-2009, 10:12 AM	#168
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04-10-2009, 10:15 AM	#172
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-759649	Just so we're clear if a girl crawled into the living room naked and all fours, it would be a cool party? __________________ "Loving him is red."
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