Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 15

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

**Bowser** · 04-10-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

In the last day I've been tagged by homeland security for pedophilia, diagnosed with a personality disorder, been labeled a racist, and now I'm a baby killer.

Maybe I should take a deep breath and collect my thoughts before I hit submit.

Nah, I'd keep playin'. I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for awhile.

stevieray · 04-10-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

What suggests that I was neglected?

.

..a thread that reads like a Jerry Springer episode.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

..a thread that reads like a Jerry Springer episode.

I see your point.

Pants · 04-10-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

In the last day I've been tagged by homeland security for pedophilia, diagnosed with a personality disorder, been labeled a racist, and now I'm a baby killer.

Maybe I should take a deep breath and collect my thoughts before I hit submit.

Your cravings for attention really come out in this post, Hamas is right about you. Nobody labeled you a "racist" or a "baby killer", you wrote your previous posts expecting those reactions.

BTW, you're living the regular college life, except with some gay sprinkled in.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

Your cravings for attention really come out in this post, Hamas is right about you. Nobody labeled you a "racist" or a "baby killer", you wrote your previous posts expecting those reactions.

BTW, you're living the regular college life, except with some gay sprinkled in.

everyone's a little gay

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:57 AM

(that's a Trey Parker quote)

shitgoose · 04-10-2009, 11:04 AM

I'm definitely no Hootie but......

I did have a roommate that had a problem pissing in kitchen appliances when he blacked out. He would come stumbling into the kitchen while people were still over getting drunk and walk right up to the oven, open it, piss inside, close the door, and stumble back to his room. Most of the time I would push him into the bathroom and shut the door before he made it into the kitchen but I wasn't always there. He was always really pissed off about it (no pun) the next morning when he would wake up with a bottle of cleaner, a mop, and a roll of paper towels next to him in bed.

He would come into my room and say "Was it the oven again?" I would mumble something and he always said something like "Sorry man I'll make a quiche for you to make it up"

FYI we never used the oven in that apartment. Not once. He also tried to piss in the fridge but before he could whip it out someone was able to intervene. It was like being a parent living with this guy when he got really drunk. Pissing in appliances, falling asleep with cigarettes or joints, etc. I only lived with him for a year before I figured I was better off on my on my own.

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

everyone's a little gay

If I could get out of my skirt quick enough, I'd kick your ass for that comment......

Pablo · 04-10-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

BTW, you're living the regular college life, except with some gay sprinkled in.

A little gay?

Just a little? I mean, ****. I endorse idiotic actions just as much as the next guy, and being a college student myself, I've seen my fair share of reeruned people doing stupid shit the last few years...but if any of my friends pissed on my back in the shower, I'm certain I'd chase them down instantly and pummel their face into a paste. That shit is gross.

**Baby Lee** · 04-10-2009, 01:49 PM

I knew a drunkpisser in college, too. I always felt sorry for his hot GF because he'd piss the bed with her in it. Funniest though was when he went to drive. We talked him out of his keys, but couldn't get him out of the driver's seat, so he eventually pissed that as well.

Hammock Parties · 04-10-2009, 01:53 PM

I never eat movie popcorn anymore, except maybe 3-4 handfuls. It's pretty nasty past that.

I like a good overpriced box of candy, though.

But really, eating a full tub of buttery, salty popcorn and washing it down with an extra-large cup of watered-down high-fructose corn syrup while watching sex, drugs, violence and rock 'n roll is the American way.

Hell, might as well get you a hot dog full of leftover pig entrails and some stale nachos with fake cheese, too. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! And throw my a pickle while you're at it. Did I miss anything? Now I'm craving junk food. Maybe in a month I'll go full nelson on a movie theater's food stand just for kicks.

**Bwana** · 04-10-2009, 01:59 PM

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Did you get all antsy in your pantsy?

I was doing it all wrong. I forgot to relax the throat and cup the balls.

Hammock Parties · 04-10-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I once felt like this after chugging a bottle of syrup for 7 dollars.

Did you have a sugar high?

I took 2 HOT-ROX this morning. It makes me feel like Superman.

http://bodybuilding.about.com/od/pro...testhotrox.htm

Hammock Parties · 04-10-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Anyways, being the lazy mother ****er I am, I used to pee in empty mountain dew bottles because I didn't feel like walking across the hall and using the toilet.

This seals it. Hootie is my favorite planeteer. Sorry Flopnuts, Delano, Phobia, htimsaqe, Simply Red, and the rest of you. Hootie is an epic Chiefsplanet legend. He will NEVER be replaced. He has the BEST stories EVER.

I once pissed in a large glass because I just wanted to try it. It looked like pale beer. It even had a foamy head.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 10:57 AM	#216
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	(that's a Trey Parker quote)
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04-10-2009, 11:04 AM	#217
shitgoose Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $3832833	I'm definitely no Hootie but...... I did have a roommate that had a problem pissing in kitchen appliances when he blacked out. He would come stumbling into the kitchen while people were still over getting drunk and walk right up to the oven, open it, piss inside, close the door, and stumble back to his room. Most of the time I would push him into the bathroom and shut the door before he made it into the kitchen but I wasn't always there. He was always really pissed off about it (no pun) the next morning when he would wake up with a bottle of cleaner, a mop, and a roll of paper towels next to him in bed. He would come into my room and say "Was it the oven again?" I would mumble something and he always said something like "Sorry man I'll make a quiche for you to make it up" FYI we never used the oven in that apartment. Not once. He also tried to piss in the fridge but before he could whip it out someone was able to intervene. It was like being a parent living with this guy when he got really drunk. Pissing in appliances, falling asleep with cigarettes or joints, etc. I only lived with him for a year before I figured I was better off on my on my own.
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04-10-2009, 01:49 PM	#220
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	I knew a drunkpisser in college, too. I always felt sorry for his hot GF because he'd piss the bed with her in it. Funniest though was when he went to drive. We talked him out of his keys, but couldn't get him out of the driver's seat, so he eventually pissed that as well. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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04-10-2009, 01:53 PM	#221
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1000478	I never eat movie popcorn anymore, except maybe 3-4 handfuls. It's pretty nasty past that. I like a good overpriced box of candy, though. But really, eating a full tub of buttery, salty popcorn and washing it down with an extra-large cup of watered-down high-fructose corn syrup while watching sex, drugs, violence and rock 'n roll is the American way. Hell, might as well get you a hot dog full of leftover pig entrails and some stale nachos with fake cheese, too. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! And throw my a pickle while you're at it. Did I miss anything? Now I'm craving junk food. Maybe in a month I'll go full nelson on a movie theater's food stand just for kicks. __________________ Chiefs game films
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04-10-2009, 01:59 PM	#222
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136023647	Attached Thumbnails __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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