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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton W. (name withheld) still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_W. (name withheld).aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Old 06-27-2009, 04:42 PM   #106
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Purely coincidence, I'd think. Because I have zero reason to lie about me authoring the Jessica comment. I put that up there purely to see if someone would post it back here on CP like "there on to us!"
I figured it was someone on here until they took the comments off
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:44 PM   #107
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who screencapped this?
I screencapped the pic on post 2... that is all, though.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:44 PM   #108
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I don't know who did that, but it's someone's idea of a sick practical joke......all those photos are from my OKCupid account.

Christ, this is embarrassing. I'm not even going to comment on Ari's thread.

The comments are a barrel of monkeys, though.

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Old 06-27-2009, 04:44 PM   #109
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That was my favorite 90 minutes on Chiefsplanet, EVER.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:46 PM   #110
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That was my favorite 90 minutes on Chiefsplanet, EVER.
I had a lot of laughs.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:47 PM   #111
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I had a lot of laughs.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:48 PM   #112
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That was even better than tags. We could be verbose and couple it with clever username tricks.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:51 PM   #113
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If I had been an evil genius... I would have posted it on Orange Mane at the same time... imagine the extra hilarity that could have brought.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:53 PM   #114
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:21 PM   #115
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gullible?

amazing.. im pissed i missed this.

good work with the comments folks, post more if you can remember any
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Old 06-27-2009, 07:02 PM   #116
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Damn, My little girls birthday party took me away for an hour and I come back to NOTHING.

Oh well, thanks ARI, that was very entertaining.
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Old 06-27-2009, 07:15 PM   #117
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Damn, My little girls birthday party took me away for an hour and I come back to NOTHING.

Oh well, thanks ARI, that was very entertaining.
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Old 06-27-2009, 07:30 PM   #118
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A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the **** in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the **** out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

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Old 06-27-2009, 08:06 PM   #119
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Crap...NO ONE had the page open? I saw this thread earlier and was looking forward to hilarity later. I'm sorely disappointed that it's been taken town.
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Old 06-27-2009, 08:11 PM   #120
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I'm going to need the actual link, because the one in the OP doesn't work for me.
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