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RedThat · 09-19-2009, 02:45 PM

Okay, Im considering enrolling into university in the future. Anyway, that is not the point of this thread, Im taking an English course to enroll into university for next year and there happens to be this really SMOKIN hot girl in my class.

I mean she is absolutely incredible. I haven't approached her or spoken to her yet, mind you Im kinda shy because she is smokin hot causing me to feel intimidated abit. We happen to sit at the opposite ends of the room diagonally from each other. And we happen to look at each other briefly time to time. The other day when we were in class we looked at each other I initiated a smile towards her, and she smiled right back at me, then, she looked downwards towards the ground bit her lip and smiled.

There happens to be a garbage can right close by the table where Im sitting. From time to time she'll get up make a trip to the garbage can to throw out her trash and smile at me. Another time the teacher was summarizing a short story in class, cracked a few jokes about it, I laughed out loud and when I did the smokin hot girl looked right at me, smiled and her eyes kinda bulged forward towards me as if they were glowing.

Now, I've only been in this class for 2 weeks and the teacher said once she is familiar with everyones names she will arrange our seats in new groups, thats means I'll be sitting with new people. Hopefully I'll get lucky where we'll both sit at the same table.

**Lumpy** · 09-19-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

surprise her by having sex with her ass

Do this, but don't forget to signal before changing lanes.

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-19-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

I've concluded that you believe 95 percent of the Planet is mildly reeruned. No?

No, not even close.

I'd put my estimate at somewhere between 10-15%.

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-19-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Do this, but don't forget to signal before changing lanes.

But by signaling, you missed the look on their face...

Braincase · 09-19-2009, 09:08 PM

Ask her if she's like to come to your apartment to see your etchings. Then jump her.

RustShack · 09-19-2009, 09:21 PM

Sigh, stretch, and put your arm around her. Once this is accomplished put your penis in any hole of your choice.

JD10367 · 09-19-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

But by signaling, you missed the look on their face...

Redrum_69 · 09-19-2009, 10:42 PM

take her to the janitors closet and bang your eraser on her blackboard .

then orgasm on her chest the sentence "I will not puss out and be a shell of a human being"

Jewish Rabbi · 09-19-2009, 11:53 PM

A few points

- Why hasn't H4L0 jumped in this relationship thread!?

- Ask her if she's ever had it in the can.

- Make sure she knows it's not premarital sex if you never plan on getting married.

Valiant · 09-20-2009, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I think GoChiefs should take this one.

What by talking about how he is going to **** her real good??

munkey · 09-20-2009, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by RedThat

Okay, Im considering enrolling into university in the future. Anyway, that is not the point of this thread, Im taking an English course to enroll into university for next year and there happens to be this really SMOKIN hot girl in my class.

I mean she is absolutely incredible. I haven't approached her or spoken to her yet, mind you Im kinda shy because she is smokin hot causing me to feel intimidated abit. We happen to sit at the opposite ends of the room diagonally from each other. And we happen to look at each other briefly time to time. The other day when we were in class we looked at each other I initiated a smile towards her, and she smiled right back at me, then, she looked downwards towards the ground bit her lip and smiled.

There happens to be a garbage can right close by the table where Im sitting. From time to time she'll get up make a trip to the garbage can to throw out her trash and smile at me. Another time the teacher was summarizing a short story in class, cracked a few jokes about it, I laughed out loud and when I did the smokin hot girl looked right at me, smiled and her eyes kinda bulged forward towards me as if they were glowing.

Now, I've only been in this class for 2 weeks and the teacher said once she is familiar with everyones names she will arrange our seats in new groups, thats means I'll be sitting with new people. Hopefully I'll get lucky where we'll both sit at the same table.

I can see a 15-16 yr old asking this question but a college freshman?

You obviously didn't get a lot of

'ing in high school....

teedubya · 09-20-2009, 02:42 AM

I would definitely go the Dante84 route... mixtape and empty bath tub tears... perfect.

BryanBusby · 09-20-2009, 02:44 AM

Just tell her she's either going to go on a date with you at a fancy restaurant establishment like McDonalds where you will buy her whatever she can get for a buck forty five off the dollar menu....or you're gonna R Kelly her.

From there, it's all gravy.

Hammock Parties · 09-20-2009, 03:04 AM

The next time she tries to throw her garbage away get up and throw something away. Perfect opening to talk to her. Or you could not be a pussy, get there before class and introduce yourself.

Listen, I went to a club with a girl tonight, was halfway drunk, and completely wimped out at one point and let her go on the dance floor with some other skanks. It took me five minutes before I said to myself, "self, stop being a pussy, get on the dance floor with the hot piece of ass you drove to this club, and shove your crotch up against her ass." And I did.

DON'T BE A PUSSY

MikeMaslowski · 09-20-2009, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by RedThat

Okay, Im considering enrolling into university in the future. Anyway, that is not the point of this thread, Im taking an English course to enroll into university for next year and there happens to be this really SMOKIN hot girl in my class.

Are you European?

MikeMaslowski · 09-20-2009, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

The next time she tries to throw her garbage away get up and throw something away. Perfect opening to talk to her. Or you could not be a pussy, get there before class and introduce yourself.

Listen, I went to a club with a girl tonight, was halfway drunk, and completely wimped out at one point and let her go on the dance floor with some other skanks. It took me five minutes before I said to myself, "self, stop being a pussy, get on the dance floor with the hot piece of ass you drove to this club, and shove your crotch up against her ass." And I did.

DON'T BE A PUSSY

And you are posting from the county jail?

09-19-2009, 02:45 PM
RedThat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Earth Casino cash: $10004900	Hey folks Im in a situation, some thoughts would be appreciated....... Okay, Im considering enrolling into university in the future. Anyway, that is not the point of this thread, Im taking an English course to enroll into university for next year and there happens to be this really SMOKIN hot girl in my class. I mean she is absolutely incredible. I haven't approached her or spoken to her yet, mind you Im kinda shy because she is smokin hot causing me to feel intimidated abit. We happen to sit at the opposite ends of the room diagonally from each other. And we happen to look at each other briefly time to time. The other day when we were in class we looked at each other I initiated a smile towards her, and she smiled right back at me, then, she looked downwards towards the ground bit her lip and smiled. There happens to be a garbage can right close by the table where Im sitting. From time to time she'll get up make a trip to the garbage can to throw out her trash and smile at me. Another time the teacher was summarizing a short story in class, cracked a few jokes about it, I laughed out loud and when I did the smokin hot girl looked right at me, smiled and her eyes kinda bulged forward towards me as if they were glowing. Now, I've only been in this class for 2 weeks and the teacher said once she is familiar with everyones names she will arrange our seats in new groups, thats means I'll be sitting with new people. Hopefully I'll get lucky where we'll both sit at the same table.
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $860478	The next time she tries to throw her garbage away get up and throw something away. Perfect opening to talk to her. Or you could not be a pussy, get there before class and introduce yourself. Listen, I went to a club with a girl tonight, was halfway drunk, and completely wimped out at one point and let her go on the dance floor with some other skanks. It took me five minutes before I said to myself, "self, stop being a pussy, get on the dance floor with the hot piece of ass you drove to this club, and shove your crotch up against her ass." And I did. DON'T BE A PUSSY __________________ Chiefs game films
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