Chiefs GIF'D UP! 2009 - Page 25

Hammock Parties · 07:39 PM

During the preseason Bernard Pollard sucked. I gif'd that fool up. He got cut. The gifs didn't lie!

The Chiefs are going to suck this year. Every week, someone's getting gif'd up. At least one person. Probably a lot more.

We're gonna point out every fraud on this football team!

First up: Branden Albert (moved to post #2 by DaFace)

Galileo Humpkins · 10-30-2009, 10:02 PM

These are amusive and incredibly depressing at the same time.

DumbHillbillies · 10-30-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Not really seeing much bounce there.

Who told her she was allowed to wear a bra.

Pitt Gorilla · 10-30-2009, 10:56 PM

Seriously, if I was Cassell, I'd be getting the hell out of town. If these assholes aren't willing to block, I'm not willing to stand in the pocket and try to play football.

DumbHillbillies · 10-30-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

At the same time, I wouldn't use our 1 on a safety. Our O-line and WRs are just as bad, if not worse.

This. I was actually in support of picking mays but we need the best OT that comes out. Huge value pick for us. I'm gonna go shoot myself in the head now.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-30-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Seriously, if I was Cassell, I'd be getting the hell out of town. If these assholes aren't willing to block, I'm not willing to stand in the pocket and try to play football.

I'm working on it but these linemen aren't cheap to bribe; the cost of transferring the money through ghost accounts is expensive, and I'm running out of funds.

Wait; you didn't hear that.

**Easy 6** · 10-30-2009, 11:09 PM

Cassel has taken some HORRIFIC abuse this year, whether he's worth the money or not is certainly up in the air... but the guy is damn sure trying to earn it.

The 'Helloween Gravedigger' gif is just one of MANY like that he's taken this year... only to shake it off & keep playing. This guy wants to be a baller.

Can he have a minimum pro quality line & someone else besides Bowe to make a play or drop an easy pass, before rendering Final Judgement?

DumbHillbillies · 10-30-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Cassel has taken some HORRIFIC abuse this year, whether he's worth the money or not is certainly up in the air... but the guy is damn sure trying to earn it.

The 'Helloween Gravedigger' gif is just one of MANY like that he's taken this year... only to shake it off & keep playing. This guy wants to be a baller.

Can he have a minimum pro quality line & someone else besides Bowe to make a play or drop an easy pass, before rendering Final Judgement?

No

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-30-2009, 11:13 PM

Looks like Bowe was more interested in the Ass Whip than catching the football.

DumbHillbillies · 10-30-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Looks like Bowe was more interested in the Ass Whip than catching the football.

Easily distracted. Not a good sign.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-30-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DumbHillbillies

Easily distracted. Not a good sign.

Memo from The Great Haoli:

"No more shiny objects on the field people; suspensions and fines".

ncCHIEFfan · 10-31-2009, 07:14 AM

Anyone care to give a quick lesson on how to make GIFs?

ncCHIEFfan · 10-31-2009, 07:23 AM

Man the O really really sucks....everyone

jiveturkey · 10-31-2009, 10:03 AM

It's really strange to see how badly a pro lineman can miss his block. The defender is right in front of you. How in the F do you slant right or left and then completely miss the guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

It almost looks like their trying to fail.

And the safeties are terrible. I'd like to see Morgan out there. He might also be terrible but doesn't he have some speed?

InChiefsHeaven · 10-31-2009, 12:27 PM

This thread is a definite shoe in for the hall of classics! Awesome job!

chiefzilla1501 · 10-31-2009, 02:46 PM

A few key things to keep in mind. In most of those sacks, Cassel looked at at least 2-3 options. And while the gifs are in slower motion, no doubt he took each of those sacks within 3-5 seconds. Goes against the dumb theory that he stares down his primary receiver and that he holds on to the ball too long.

I know those are a small sample. But it seems pretty clear that one of the main reasons he doesn't look to several options is that if he has the gall to look at a second receiver, he usually gets clobbered.

09-14-2009, 05:07 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $960478	GIF'D UP! 2009 During the preseason Bernard Pollard sucked. I gif'd that fool up. He got cut. The gifs didn't lie! The Chiefs are going to suck this year. Every week, someone's getting gif'd up. At least one person. Probably a lot more. We're gonna point out every fraud on this football team! First up: Branden Albert (moved to post #2 by DaFace) Last edited by DaFace; 11-14-2009 at 07:39 PM..
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jiveturkey Captain Kick Ass Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $9305197	It's really strange to see how badly a pro lineman can miss his block. The defender is right in front of you. How in the F do you slant right or left and then completely miss the guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! It almost looks like their trying to fail. And the safeties are terrible. I'd like to see Morgan out there. He might also be terrible but doesn't he have some speed?
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10-31-2009, 02:46 PM	#375
chiefzilla1501 In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $-1605503	A few key things to keep in mind. In most of those sacks, Cassel looked at at least 2-3 options. And while the gifs are in slower motion, no doubt he took each of those sacks within 3-5 seconds. Goes against the dumb theory that he stares down his primary receiver and that he holds on to the ball too long. I know those are a small sample. But it seems pretty clear that one of the main reasons he doesn't look to several options is that if he has the gall to look at a second receiver, he usually gets clobbered.
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