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11-18-2009, 04:30 PM | #2 |
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I've found the older I get the number of morons increases exponentially. I haven't quite figured out if it's my perception or there really are more of them.
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11-18-2009, 04:31 PM | #3 |
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The chances are better that you're the reerun and everyone else is normal.
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11-18-2009, 04:32 PM | #4 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I have days where I feel like I'm on an island of geniuses and I'm the reerun.
The people here are exceptionally smart. |
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11-18-2009, 04:40 PM | #5 |
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I had to listen to two younger women on a plane last week. They spoke nonstop for two and a half hours and every other word was "like." And, they had never met before the flight. The highlight of the conversation was when we came over the mountains and one of them exclaimed, "OMG! Look! Crop circles! They're, like everywhere!!"
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11-18-2009, 04:41 PM | #6 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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11-18-2009, 04:44 PM | #7 |
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Most Days I feel like I'm on I Don't Give a Shit Island, and I'm the misfit who gives a shit. Which gets a little frustrating.
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11-18-2009, 04:44 PM | #8 |
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nope, not anymore. that bitch got fired. it was a great, great, great, great, ****in day. made my day,weekend,week,month, & year. It was that ****in epic.
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11-18-2009, 04:46 PM | #9 |
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the EXACT same thing happened to me last week. man what a relief. i was glad the boss finally had enough. i just about lost it
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11-18-2009, 04:53 PM | #10 |
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I am having one of those days right now. Stupid ppl should dive off of a aids cliff.
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11-18-2009, 04:54 PM | #11 |
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TO THE SHIP!!!1!!1!1!!
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11-18-2009, 04:55 PM | #12 | |
Mama Tried
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This bitch was so dumb she married a dude in prison who said he killed an undercover cop. Come to find out he was some crackhead who went on a drug fueled rampage. guy also told her he was from egypt and that he had money, even though she sent him money every payday. There wedding picture he looked like the cat that ate the canary. She had postit notes for EVERYTHING, from turn the lights out to water the plants and lock the door. Her hair looked like straw(scarecrow was her nickname) and she had moles everywhere and walked like a 80yr old man who couldnt feel his feet. CLOMP,CLOMP,CLOMP. bout ran me over in the parkin lot TWICE,shed just put it in reverse and stomp it.... shed write up orders and put the wrong product # down with the right product and vice versa............oh, i hated that bitch.
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11-18-2009, 04:58 PM | #13 |
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I had a dentist that must have been having a day like that once....the bitch scolded me for bleeding too much when she cut my gum.
I've got a deadline friday, 3 people haven't gotten me their portions/information that I need to get my part done. I also haven't filled my deer tag and got an email from a friend who has taken his 2nd B&C whitetail in 2 weeks. I'm alright, my day could have been much, much worse in many ways. |
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11-18-2009, 05:00 PM | #14 | |
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hell this guy got in a truck and RAN OVER THE CAR parked NEXT to it. i mean like in a parking lot in the next spot. just turned the wheel and caught the pass side back door of a 2008 dodge on the front fender of the car and KEPT GOING until the rear wheel drove over the fender/hood/ft bumper of the car. AND that was 2 months ago. he had ****ed up ever since. i couldnt take it anymore. it was a bad deal |
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11-18-2009, 05:31 PM | #15 | |
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When did DaFace change his username?
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