Who's the bigger douche?

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Welcome to infamy...

I've actually had girl pee on me before...

No joke...

A staple of my daily shower is pee...I always pee in the shower. It's a learned shower behavior for me stemming from my earliest showers. Shower turns on, here comes the pee!

So...during my first serious relationship...after a while my girlfriend (at the time) and I would engage in sexual activities and decide showering afterwards would be a great time for reflection.

Naturally, she was the recipient of my learned behavior...I pee'd, just like always, and if she happened to be in the way, then so be it, she got pee'd on...

Now, this was always a laughing matter between us...she'd act grossed out but we'd be laughing the whole time because really...it's just pee/and we're in a shower equipped with soap, etc...so it really wasn't a big deal.

But one time she was like...what if I returned the favor!?

I said very condescendingly, in a chanting voice, "Don't care! Don't care!"

Well let me tell you...girls aren't meant to pee standing up...that's for sure...because I was pretty grossed out when she started pee'ing on me, standing up, and near my foot it started like...I can't explain it...you know how we have that nice, tight neat stream meant for standing up...

I don't know...girl pee was super different...and yeah, I guess I was a little disturbed.