Border War?

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by MIZZOU4LIFE

Back to the gay thing I see... You guys should really take a break. Raised on Riots, as a fellow Mizzou fan, student, and player on the team, I should let you know it's really a hypocritical thing for anyone from this University, or our fan base, to call anyone gay. As I've said in earlier posts, the majority of our team is not only gay, but most of us really like a good roll in the hay (that is, a bit of Bum Knocking, Fart Seeking, a little Poop Doodle) with our brothers - or in the case of the few of the "Heteros" among us, our sisters. You know as well as I do that KU fans don't understand what we mean when we call them gay, that we are really asking them to JOIN us, to become Tigers and put one in us good and deep. They seem to take it as an insult, but what can we really expect from a bunch of Athletes, Jocks, and Ladies-Men? They don't understand the idea of hot, stinky man love the way we do. Let's just lay off. They never have gotten it and they never will.

Now if you'll excuse me, my brother is meeting me at the practice field. We have a whole squad of guys ready to get THEIR turkeys stuffed, and I don't want to miss my chance (Pinkel won't let us sleep together after tonight - game day coming).

I can't decide - is this Kotter, Marlboro, or some other KU fan?