Chiefs The myth of Pioli

FAX · 12-07-2009, 04:37 PM

Haley just made a comment which was news to me. Apparently, the Fabulous Chiefs now lead the league in dropped passes. I didn't even know they tracked this stat. Nevertheless, it's this kind of problem that makes the whole "Kill Pioli" deal kind of .... MOOT!!!

Throughout the squad, on both sides of the ball, from the top of the depth chart to the bottom, we are (and were) bereft of talent. The majority of our starters would likely not make the cut on a top, NFL team. For the most part, they are barely average and make mental errors like Victoria's Secret makes erections. When Pioli and Haley arrived, there was practically nothing to build around.

I'm sure that some people fully expect a brand new GM to unpack his bag on Monday and, by Wednesday, complete an overhaul of our pitiful scouting department, fully evaluate our lame-ass coaching staff, and rebuild our apparently non-existent player development group as well as identify, assess, and sign an essentially new roster of players that includes a few high impact, game changers. Oh, and while he's at it, make sure that the current players catch catchable balls. Yep. That's entirely reasonable.

FAX

**SAUTO** · 12-07-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Haley just made a comment which was news to me. Apparently, the Fabulous Chiefs now lead the league in dropped passes. I didn't even know they tracked this stat. Nevertheless, it's this kind of problem that makes the whole "Kill Pioli" deal kind of .... MOOT!!!

Throughout the squad, on both sides of the ball, from the top of the depth chart to the bottom, we are (and were) bereft of talent. The majority of our starters would likely not make the cut on a top, NFL team. For the most part, they are barely average and make mental errors like Victoria's Secret makes erections. When Pioli and Haley arrived, there was practically nothing to build around.

I'm sure that some people fully expect a brand new GM to unpack his bag on Monday and, by Wednesday, complete an overhaul of our pitiful scouting department, fully evaluate our lame-ass coaching staff, and rebuild our apparently non-existent player development group as well as identify, assess, and sign an essentially new roster of players that includes a few high impact, game changers. Oh, and while he's at it, make sure that the current players catch catchable balls. Yep. That's entirely reasonable.

FAX

at one point yesterday cassel was 5-13 with 7 drops. if those balls would have been caught that wouldnt have been too bad of a stat line huh?

**DeezNutz** · 12-07-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

at one point yesterday cassel was 5-13 with 7 drops. if those balls would have been caught that wouldnt have been too bad of a stat line huh?

And not all of those passes were worth a ****ing shit. One of those drops was the pass to Cox to start the game, and it was NOT a catchable ball for a ****ing FB.

FAX · 12-07-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

And not all of those passes were worth a ****ing shit. One of those drops was the pass to Cox to start the game, and it was NOT a catchable ball for a ****ing FB.

See, that's the problem. Some guys see the glass half full and some guys spill it on the floor while playing "Jiggle Jugs" with a fat girl's bosom.

Still, somebody's counting and, according to Haley, we're leading the league in the drops department.

FAX

**DeezNutz** · 12-07-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

See, that's the problem. Some guys see the glass half full and some guys spill it on the floor while playing "Jiggle Jugs" with a fat girl's bosom.

Still, somebody's counting and, according to Haley, we're leading the league in the drops department.

FAX

I'm optimistic, but not blind to empirical evidence.

Two of those drops were balls to Cox and Charles. Both short passes that were off target to backs.

Rooster · 12-07-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I'm sure that some people fully expect a brand new GM to unpack his bag on Monday and, by Wednesday, complete an overhaul of our pitiful scouting department, fully evaluate our lame-ass coaching staff, and rebuild our apparently non-existent player development group as well as identify, assess, and sign an essentially new roster of players that includes a few high impact, game changers. Oh, and while he's at it, make sure that the current players catch catchable balls. Yep. That's entirely reasonable.

FAX

What? That's not possible?

12-07-2009, 04:37 PM	#1
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Haley just made a comment which was news to me. Apparently, the Fabulous Chiefs now lead the league in dropped passes. I didn't even know they tracked this stat. Nevertheless, it's this kind of problem that makes the whole "Kill Pioli" deal kind of .... MOOT!!! Throughout the squad, on both sides of the ball, from the top of the depth chart to the bottom, we are (and were) bereft of talent. The majority of our starters would likely not make the cut on a top, NFL team. For the most part, they are barely average and make mental errors like Victoria's Secret makes erections. When Pioli and Haley arrived, there was practically nothing to build around. I'm sure that some people fully expect a brand new GM to unpack his bag on Monday and, by Wednesday, complete an overhaul of our pitiful scouting department, fully evaluate our lame-ass coaching staff, and rebuild our apparently non-existent player development group as well as identify, assess, and sign an essentially new roster of players that includes a few high impact, game changers. Oh, and while he's at it, make sure that the current players catch catchable balls. Yep. That's entirely reasonable. FAX
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