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Old 12-05-2009, 10:42 PM  
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***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief


Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.


The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

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Old 12-10-2009, 09:09 PM   #586
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Did someone drop me a virus or something? Ive been trying to log on for a couple hours now and it just let me. If someone is taking this that seriously, so be it, but geez let god have mercy on your soul...
Well, it was a fun run and I got more support than I ever thought I could, so thanks to all who voted for me and especially to my lobbyists who worked tirelessly( and in some cases illegally )to try and get this old irritating n00b a victory.

Boss, you campaigned hard and fair, and your n00biness has payed off handsomely. I congratulate you on a job well done and I offer this small bit of advice:

You would be most wise to honor your campaign promises regarding beer and food. Gifs of awesome bew-bage are fantastic, but if you **** with these guys stomachs and booze; I can guarantee with absolute conviction that they will tear you a minimum of ten new assholes.

Great race, thanks to everyone, and All Hail Boss Chief, your 2009 King of the n00bs!

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Old 12-10-2009, 09:22 PM   #587
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:35 PM   #588
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:43 PM   #589
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Lumpy's? Why? I went and looked, thers nothing there. Just a normal profiel.
Few females around these parts...
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:48 PM   #590
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True dat but still there are a lot of women in our "real" lifes. It's not like we haven't saw a live set of boobies in our lifes.
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:55 PM   #591
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I sold my sole. GCS got my vote....I mean ROR.
No pay off yet. LOL

I lied ROR payed.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:00 PM   #592
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True dat but still there are a lot of women in our "real" lifes. It's not like we haven't saw a live set of boobies in our lifes.
Like Ron White says, once you see one pair...you pretty much wanna see 'em all.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:03 PM   #593
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Well, it was a fun run and I got more support than I ever thought I could, so thanks to all who voted for me and especially to my lobbyists who worked tirelessly( and in some cases illegally )to try and get this old irritating n00b a victory.

Boss, you campaigned hard and fair, and your n00biness has payed off handsomely. I congratulate you on a job well done and I offer this small bit of advice:

You would be most wise to honor your campaign promises regarding beer and food. Gifs of awesome bew-bage are fantastic, but if you **** with these guys stomachs and booze; I can guarantee with absolute conviction that they will tear you a minimum of ten new assholes.

Great race, thanks to everyone, and All Hail Boss Chief, your 2009 King of the n00bs!

Out.
That fat lady is warming up man, but that bitch aint singin yet my friend.

If I do end up winning, I plan on starting a thread on what type of Keg to purchase for the Bash tomorrow and will .

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True dat but still there are a lot of women in our "real" lifes. It's not like we haven't saw a live set of boobies in our lifes.
I bet GOChiefs is dieing to have ROR win!!!
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:04 PM   #594
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Like Ron White says, once you see one pair...you pretty much wanna see 'em all.
I wish cause I was not ready......

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Old 12-10-2009, 10:06 PM   #595
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That fat lady is warming up man, but that bitch aint singin yet my friend.

If I do end up winning, I plan on starting a thread on what type of Keg to purchase for the Bash tomorrow and will .



I bet go Prairie god.n is dieing to have ROR win!!!
should have but could. I sold out.
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We are taking 8 votes off of ROR vote total. BossChief is really ahead by 11 votes.
Fixed for clarity.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:19 PM   #597
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:20 PM   #598
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If I do end up winning, I plan on starting a thread on what type of Keg to purchase for the Bash tomorrow and will .



I bet GOChiefs is dieing to have ROR win!!!
Can I change my vote. Here for 30 seconds. Was gone for last 24. IMO
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:26 PM   #599
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I think I filled all the orders from the cash standpoint, just need to work on the skip reps...if I havent paid you yet pm me and well get r dun.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:26 PM   #600
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So you tried and failed. Come back to poker..........

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