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Old 12-31-2009, 09:50 AM  
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Alright First Kiss Question.

No this isn't my first kiss, but it would be with my current girlfriend. Kissing my last girlfriend was never a big deal, probably because I had known her for 10 plus years, so I had a comfort level very high with her. Anyways I may try and snatch a kiss tonight when the clock strikes 12. I think it's funny though because I like her quite a bit, and have been nervous thinking about it. I know insert Frank from Everybody Loves Raymond jokes "Just do it Nancy".

I was just curious to see some first kiss stories, not just first kiss in general, but first kiss with different GF's or SO's. I'm sure there has to be a couple hilarious stories out there. The first time I kissed my last GF, I thought it was gonna be a tame kiss, and she went all opened mouth on me and tried to bite my lips off. I was like dang tiger . My luck with this girl, I would go in for the kiss and she would whip her head around and I would plant one on her eye or something
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:22 AM   #16
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:24 AM   #17
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I always viewed the awkward, drunken midnight kiss as a prequel for when I wake up with pants around my ankles, in a puddle of urine on her living room to her roommate making coffee and her suffocated cats corpse underneath me.

Huh, never thought of playing it the other way.
Well we don't drink, so it could be an akward sober kiss.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:31 AM   #18
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Well we don't drink, so it could be an akward sober kiss.
That's good because the whole cat thing is a tough hurdle to get over once the damage is done.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:35 AM   #19
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Played a bar on new years sometime back and announced over the mic that I was saving my new years kiss for my wife when I got home from the gig. I think I got to kiss just about every girl there that night...their idea of a joke or challenge or something
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:36 AM   #20
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just make it casual/ not a big deal; if you're lauging togther and sort of huggin' etc.. just smile and lay it on her. or say something like "I'm glad I'm here with you tonight" then do it.

I stressed over my first smooch with my GF (now wife); I later found out she was thinking "when is this dude giong to kiss me" lol.

oh...and make sure yo' breaf don't stank
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:36 AM   #21
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That's good because the whole cat thing is a tough hurdle to get over once the damage is done.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:40 AM   #22
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:41 AM   #23
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Snatch a kiss early so the midnight one won't be so awkward.
You could kiss a snatch instead......
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:49 AM   #24
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I later found out she was thinking "when is this dude giong to kiss me" lol.
that seems to be pretty common. in my younger days, by the time I built up the courage to make a move, it turns out the girl had been waiting for a while.

just do it. if she didn't want it, she wouldn't still be with you.
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Old 12-31-2009, 11:06 AM   #25
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that seems to be pretty common. in my younger days, by the time I built up the courage to make a move, it turns out the girl had been waiting for a while.

just do it. if she didn't want it, she wouldn't still be with you.
yep; if you've been on a few dates...there's no need to worry about her pulling away saying "oh....It's not like that. I just want to be friends" etc.

Plus, confidence is important on the guys part.
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Old 12-31-2009, 12:00 PM   #26
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yep; if you've been on a few dates...there's no need to worry about her pulling away saying "oh....It's not like that. I just want to be friends" etc.

Plus, confidence is important on the guys part.
Agreed. One cannot really stress how important confidence can be. That being said just take charge and go for it bro. She would have left you 5 months ago if she didn't want it. Look at it that way.
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Old 12-31-2009, 12:43 PM   #27
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I always went for the vagina. If they want to kiss thats their problem !
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Old 12-31-2009, 12:58 PM   #28
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I went on a couple dates with a girl when I was in college (she was a senior, on the dance squad in HS) who was very aggressive. The first time we went out I was planning a kiss, even a little more than just a peck on the lips, and she was all kinds of hyped up, tongue everywhere, biting and sucking my bottom lip, etc. Went all the way to third in the living room when her mom woke up.

She's now divorced, has two kids and looks like she's been rode HARD. Kinda glad that didn't work out.
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Old 12-31-2009, 12:58 PM   #29
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Stuff like this just makes me shake my head wondering how the human race continues on. It's a kiss dude! Trust me with your lack of any kind of move after all this time has got her wondering if your possibly gay, thinks your really not interested in her "like that" and subsequently has put you in the friends zone. Make a move dude. This should have happened by the second date. Most people think it's acceptable to **** after the third. Tonight the table is set for you. At midnight just do it. Oh and Btw it's just a freakin kiss!! Fourteen year olds move faster than you.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:02 PM   #30
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I kissed my now wife for the first time in a swimming pool. I was, well, excited and it was kind of obvious. We stopped kissing and she looked at me and said, "I thought they banned diving boards in swimming pools?"

Like an idiot, I start looking around for the board. She started laughing, and I knew I had a keeper.
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