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Old 12-31-2009, 09:50 AM  
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Alright First Kiss Question.
No this isn't my first kiss, but it would be with my current girlfriend. Kissing my last girlfriend was never a big deal, probably because I had known her for 10 plus years, so I had a comfort level very high with her. Anyways I may try and snatch a kiss tonight when the clock strikes 12. I think it's funny though because I like her quite a bit, and have been nervous thinking about it. I know insert Frank from Everybody Loves Raymond jokes "Just do it Nancy".

I was just curious to see some first kiss stories, not just first kiss in general, but first kiss with different GF's or SO's. I'm sure there has to be a couple hilarious stories out there. The first time I kissed my last GF, I thought it was gonna be a tame kiss, and she went all opened mouth on me and tried to bite my lips off. I was like dang tiger . My luck with this girl, I would go in for the kiss and she would whip her head around and I would plant one on her eye or something
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:08 PM   #31
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I kissed my now wife for the first time in a swimming pool. I was, well, excited and it was kind of obvious. We stopped kissing and she looked at me and said, "I thought they banned diving boards in swimming pools?"

Like an idiot, I start looking around for the board. She started laughing, and I knew I had a keeper.
Why would they ban diving boards?
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:15 PM   #32
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I kissed my now wife for the first time in a swimming pool. I was, well, excited and it was kind of obvious. We stopped kissing and she looked at me and said, "I thought they banned diving boards in swimming pools?"

Like an idiot, I start looking around for the board. She started laughing, and I knew I had a keeper.
at my first dance in middle school, my date wore an incredible mini dress, skin tight and barely went below her vag. We attempted to dance, and within seconds I could feel the chub inching closer to her. I stopped after a minute or so, I made an excuse to go talk to someone else. The rest of the night she was following me around, asking to dance, but I never did.

We were supposed to go to a friends party afterwards, but she didn't want to because I was supposedly an assh0le for shutting down her dance requests all night.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:20 PM   #33
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1st kiss with my wife was something else...


We were on a blind date in March of 1994. We had a good time, went back to her place and I was just going to give her a hug and try to schedule a 2nd date. Next thing I know her tounge was down my throat.

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pretty much the same for my wife and I...wasn't a blind date...breakfast @ Village Inn at 0200.

...almost 18 years later.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:32 PM   #34
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Just go for it. I've never thought much about a "first kiss" but I'm sure she'll appreciate you thinking/worrying this much about it. She'll probably be expecting it, so you have nothing to worry about.

Too bad you don't drink, that makes everything easier. Well most things.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:37 PM   #35
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Stuff like this just makes me shake my head wondering how the human race continues on. It's a kiss dude! Trust me with your lack of any kind of move after all this time has got her wondering if your possibly gay, thinks your really not interested in her "like that" and subsequently has put you in the friends zone. Make a move dude. This should have happened by the second date. Most people think it's acceptable to **** after the third. Tonight the table is set for you. At midnight just do it. Oh and Btw it's just a freakin kiss!! Fourteen year olds move faster than you.
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Well a little harsh perhaps with these comments, but whatever it takes to light a fire under his ass I guess. Good post actually.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:38 PM   #36
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Stuff like this just makes me shake my head wondering how the human race continues on. It's a kiss dude! Trust me with your lack of any kind of move after all this time has got her wondering if your possibly gay, thinks your really not interested in her "like that" and subsequently has put you in the friends zone. Make a move dude. This should have happened by the second date. Most people think it's acceptable to **** after the third. Tonight the table is set for you. At midnight just do it. Oh and Btw it's just a freakin kiss!! Fourteen year olds move faster than you.
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Haha, ok you obviously haven't tracked with any of my previous threads, that's ok. We aren't your typical couple, but yes I do need to step up to the plate.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:39 PM   #37
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Wasn't the first kiss but when we just started dating. We were standing up and went to kiss and head butted each other so hard I saw stars.25 years later we have corrected our aim.
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I kissed my now wife for the first time in a swimming pool. I was, well, excited and it was kind of obvious. We stopped kissing and she looked at me and said, "I thought they banned diving boards in swimming pools?"

Like an idiot, I start looking around for the board. She started laughing, and I knew I had a keeper.



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Why would they ban diving boards?
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:40 PM   #39
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Wasn't the first kiss but when we just started dating. We were standing up and went to kiss and head butted each other so hard I saw stars.25 years later we have corrected our aim.
So now you actually knock each other out?
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:40 PM   #40
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Wasn't the first kiss but when we just started dating. We were standing up and went to kiss and head butted each other so hard I saw stars.25 years later we have corrected our aim.
Are you serious? That's too funny.
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Old 12-31-2009, 01:41 PM   #42
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Wasn't the first kiss but when we just started dating. We were standing up and went to kiss and head butted each other so hard I saw stars.25 years later we have corrected our aim.
That had to have been and awkward moment for the both of you. Now you can look back and just laugh at those types of memories/ moments. I should say I would hope you would have corrected your aim by now. If not then your a lost cause.
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Dude, she's expecting a kiss, if not more. Your relationship has gone on far too long for her to be waiting for the first kiss. Some women come off as prudish and "teehee" when it comes to sex, but if you don't start moving this forward you might find yourself wondering why she's lost interest. Do it! Tonight!
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Are you serious? That's too funny.
We were both crying and laughing...it hurt so much that caused the both of us to cry..but the epic fail on both our parts made us laugh enough to dull the pain a bit
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We were both crying and laughing...it hurt so much that caused the both of us to cry..but the epic fail on both our parts made us laugh enough to dull the pain a bit
Hey at least you were both laughing about it, it would have been worsed had she reacted differently. Like blazzin said, what a funny story looking back, I bet at the time you thought "Holy Crap".
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