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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

big nasty kcnut · 12-31-2009, 11:54 PM

Jenny lopez sucks
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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-31-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Jenny lopez sucks
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I always heard she swallowed.

JD10367 · 01-01-2010, 12:08 AM

Saw a "Magnum P.I." rerun today with Erin Gray of "Buck Rogers" fame. In that era. I would've hit that like an espresso-hyped kid on a Whsck-A-Mole game.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 01-01-2010, 08:18 PM

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 01-11-2010, 06:44 PM

I remember this one time a few years ago when I was visiting my best friend from childhood shortly after he got married. Meet his wife and kid, blah-blah, she gets tired says she's going to bed, its late. Me and my friend stay up drinking and smoking then decide to play some PS2. It was late so we kick off the jeans and were playing the games, boozing and smoking like chimneys in our boxers on the patio furniture that served as his living room set, occasionally lifting a leg, farting, then joking about what it smelled like (a week-old dead raccoon buried in a month old rotten mushy jack-o-lantern was the worst).

The next morning his wife tells us that she had gotten up during the night to take a piss and was horrified to peek through a door and see me and her husband taking our pants off, fearing that we were gonna start queering off or something. After hiding and watching for a couple of hours to find out we were only playing PS2 & the fart game drunk off our rockers she said she almost felt relieved, except for the fact that her living room stank like a smoky shit factory.

That's just how straight dudes roll.

boogblaster · 01-11-2010, 06:52 PM

Mother Nature is a virgin ....

blaise · 01-12-2010, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by boogblaster

Mother Nature is a virgin ....

She's been known to blow, though

ziggysocki · 01-12-2010, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I remember this one time a few years ago when I was visiting my best friend from childhood shortly after he got married. Meet his wife and kid, blah-blah, she gets tired says she's going to bed, its late. Me and my friend stay up drinking and smoking then decide to play some PS2. It was late so we kick off the jeans and were playing the games, boozing and smoking like chimneys in our boxers on the patio furniture that served as his living room set, occasionally lifting a leg, farting, then joking about what it smelled like (a week-old dead raccoon buried in a month old rotten mushy jack-o-lantern was the worst).

The next morning his wife tells us that she had gotten up during the night to take a piss and was horrified to peek through a door and see me and her husband taking our pants off, fearing that we were gonna start queering off or something. After hiding and watching for a couple of hours to find out we were only playing PS2 & the fart game drunk off our rockers she said she almost felt relieved, except for the fact that her living room stank like a smoky shit factory.

That's just how straight dudes roll.

um... yeah. Extremely random.

**Slainte** · 01-12-2010, 08:25 AM

I have never understood the appeal of cookies. I hate em. Even as a kid I hated them.

blaise · 01-12-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Town'NCountryChief

I have never understood the appeal of cookies. I hate em. Even as a kid I hated them.

Pie is better than cookies and cookies are better than cake.

**Gonzo** · 01-12-2010, 09:23 AM

WHY THE **** did I get picked for a random pat down inspection at the airport just now, when Apu behind me (wearing combat boots btw) goes through without a second look?

FML
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Sofa King · 01-12-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

WHY THE **** did I get picked for a random pat down inspection at the airport just now, when Apu behind me (wearing combat boots btw) goes through without a second look?

FML
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perhaps the Dildo in your luggage was vibrating??

**Gonzo** · 01-12-2010, 07:08 PM

Flew to Chicago today, eating at Ditkas restaurant downtown. Mike walks in and said hey to everyone. I got to shake his hand. That was cool. He wears his SB ring btw.
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Sofa King · 01-13-2010, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Flew to Chicago today, eating at Ditkas restaurant downtown. Mike walks in and said hey to everyone. I got to shake his hand. That was cool. He wears his SB ring btw.
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did you say "DA BEARS"? cause i'm sure you woulda been the first..

LaChapelle · 01-17-2010, 12:57 AM

Tuna and cooked slaw sandwiches don't taste to bad
but they can cause you to fart yourself awake

04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
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12-31-2009, 11:54 PM	#1501
big nasty kcnut Hey wanna fight! Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: wichita kansas u.s.a. Casino cash: $1021065	Jenny lopez sucks Posted via Mobile Device
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01-01-2010, 12:08 AM	#1503
JD10367 Snowciopath Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $45389	Saw a "Magnum P.I." rerun today with Erin Gray of "Buck Rogers" fame. In that era. I would've hit that like an espresso-hyped kid on a Whsck-A-Mole game.
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01-01-2010, 08:18 PM	#1504
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01-11-2010, 06:44 PM	#1505
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $152995	I remember this one time a few years ago when I was visiting my best friend from childhood shortly after he got married. Meet his wife and kid, blah-blah, she gets tired says she's going to bed, its late. Me and my friend stay up drinking and smoking then decide to play some PS2. It was late so we kick off the jeans and were playing the games, boozing and smoking like chimneys in our boxers on the patio furniture that served as his living room set, occasionally lifting a leg, farting, then joking about what it smelled like (a week-old dead raccoon buried in a month old rotten mushy jack-o-lantern was the worst). The next morning his wife tells us that she had gotten up during the night to take a piss and was horrified to peek through a door and see me and her husband taking our pants off, fearing that we were gonna start queering off or something. After hiding and watching for a couple of hours to find out we were only playing PS2 & the fart game drunk off our rockers she said she almost felt relieved, except for the fact that her living room stank like a smoky shit factory. That's just how straight dudes roll. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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01-11-2010, 06:52 PM	#1506
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01-12-2010, 08:25 AM	#1509
Slainte Please speak your mind Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $49576	I have never understood the appeal of cookies. I hate em. Even as a kid I hated them.
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01-12-2010, 09:23 AM	#1511
Gonzo The Turtle Can't Help Us. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'ing Huskerville Casino cash: $108270131	WHY THE **** did I get picked for a random pat down inspection at the airport just now, when Apu behind me (wearing combat boots btw) goes through without a second look? FML Posted via Mobile Device
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01-12-2010, 07:08 PM	#1513
Gonzo The Turtle Can't Help Us. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'ing Huskerville Casino cash: $108270131	Flew to Chicago today, eating at Ditkas restaurant downtown. Mike walks in and said hey to everyone. I got to shake his hand. That was cool. He wears his SB ring btw. Posted via Mobile Device
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01-17-2010, 12:57 AM	#1515
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $53704	Tuna and cooked slaw sandwiches don't taste to bad but they can cause you to fart yourself awake
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