The official "Redrum is done" thread

[BossChief]

Ill tell you who isnt done...with my johnson...your mom.

Im sure you are cleaning up your mess right now because she just called you, to let you know shes on her way. I told her to get out, so she was. No need any longer though, as she is being "fed" right now. I am typing this while she is sucking "the kids that could have been" out of their mushroom looking holdster.

I promise to dot her eyes before I send her home this time, no more brothers and sisters. You might want to have some visine and towels ready, as I have been punishing her lately.