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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I have it on authority that Sweet Dick Willy approves.
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![]() ![]() FOURTH PLACE - G MIKE GOFF - FAIL RATE - 2.47% ![]() With 12 FAILS in just 486 snaps this season, Goff proved just how awful a free-agent pickup he was. He got no push in the running game, was shoved into Matt Cassel's face countless times, allowed players to blow right past him with simple pass rush moves, and fell on his ass quite a bit. He sucked. GIF'D UP memorializes his brand of fail with one play from the Chargers game, in which he was COMPLETELY OWNED. ![]() THIRD PLACE - T BRANDEN ALBERT - FAIL RATE - 3.15% ![]() With 29 FAILS, only Alberts high snap count of 920 prevented him from going home with the gold this year. No one else was GIF'D UP more. Albert struggled from the beginning, although he improved by the end. That doesn't excuse his FAIL, though. Here he is allowing a pass rusher into the backfield completely untouched ![]() RUNNER UP - LB DERRICK JOHNSON - FAIL RATE - 3.8% ![]() With 13 FAILS in a mere 344 snaps last season, one wonders what would have become of Derrick O. (OWNED) Johnson had Todd Haley not yanked him off the field most of the year. He missed tackles, blew coverages and in general, looked like garbage other than a handful of amazing plays. Here he is whiffing terribly. ![]() ***GIF'D UP CHAMPION 2009*** T BARRY RICHARDSON - FAIL RATE - 5.9% ![]() With only 8 FAILS all season long, it might seem unfair to crown B-Rich our champion. But when "all season" constitutes a whopping 135 snaps, it's not hard to figure out why the coaching staff didn't put you on the field more. Here's Big Bad Barry getting owned against the Cleveland Browns on both running AND passing plays. ![]() ![]() DISHONORABLE MENTION S Mike Brown - 18 FAILS, second only to Albert. Shockingly, he played more snaps than any Kansas City Chief, keeping his rate low. ![]() ![]() LB Corey Mays -13 FAILS ![]() ![]() T Ryan O'Failaghan - 13 FAILS ![]() ![]() TE Sean Ryan - 8 FAILS in only 471 snaps. ![]() ![]() Last edited by Hammock Parties; 03-09-2010 at 02:59 AM.. |
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***ASS MOST LIKELY TO BE WHIPPED*** LB JOVAN BELCHER ![]() Belcher ran down on special teams and got his ass whipped more than anyone this year. And since he managed to avoid getting GIF'D UP most weeks, he is truly to be honored for his sacrifice. ![]() Belcher ALSO had the honor of being the ONLY Chief to take out one of his own teammates. Don't **** with this guy. ![]() ***ASSWHIP OFF THE YEAR*** QB MATT CASSEL ![]() Got to give the quarterback an award. This was special. ![]() ***ASSWHIP CHAMPION *** RB JAMAAL CHARLES ![]() Sad, isn't it? His job isn't to hit people, but he whipped more ass than anyone last year. ![]() Thanks to jidar for providing GIF'D UP server space. Send him rep! Now it's off to the hall of classics. See you next year. When we point out every fraud on this football team...again. ![]()
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He-Haw ! He-Haw !
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[QUOTE=GoChiefs;6429308][B][SIZE=5][SIZE=3]And now...drumroll please...our final gif of the year...starring the wise old crusty symbol of the new regime, the 1st of the Right 53...[SIZE=5]
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Bump it
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AssWhip of the year should have gone to the fans...
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Love it or Leave it USA#1
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Asswhip of the Decade... Essentially trading Jared Allen for Brandon Albert
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Get a good last look, fellas.
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Nice work man!
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This thread is the shiznit. Thanks GoChiefs.
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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This thread is off to the Hall of Classics soon.
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