Obese woman aspires to be world's fattest woman

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HO HO HO HO!



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...s-fattest.html

Donna Simpson has an unusual ambition: she wants to be the world's fattest woman.

Miss Simpson, 42, from New Jersey, USA, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's biggest mum.

She was 520lbs when she had daughter Jacqueline, three, becoming the largest woman to give birth.

Now she weighs a mega 600lbs, or 43 stone, and hopes to break the 1,000lbs or half a ton mark.

Miss Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats whole cakes and bags of donuts and tries to move as little as possible.

"I'd love to be 1,000lb," she said.

"It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

She runs her own website where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body.

The cash helps fund the family's $750 a week food shop, which Miss Simpson carries out in her mobility scooter.

She met her partner Philippe, 49, seven years ago on a dating site for plus-size people.

Philippe, who weighs just 150lbs, is a self-confessed fat admirer, who will only look at a woman if she weighs over 28 stone.

But Miss Simpson, who has an older son Devin, 14, from a previous relationship, insists she's healthy.

"My favourite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she said.

"I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite."

[RedThat]

What a stupid woman

[BryanBusby]

future Mrs. GoChiefs

[niblet]

I remember a survey a while ago that asked Olympic athletes if they would take an assured gold medal if it meant they'd die in 5 years, and a surprising number said yes. Looks like the same phenomenon with her.

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

future Mrs. GoChiefs

[big nasty kcnut]

So she trying to get JaMarcus Russell attention huh.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

She could probably 3 gap.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I love that ****ing gif.

what a stupid, stupid bitch, btw.

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NJ woman attempting to become world's fattest lady

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A New Jersey woman, who now tips the scales at 604 pounds, said it’d be a "fantasy" to gobble her way to fame and someday weigh 1,000 pounds.

"When you have a 3-year-old daughter and you’re trying to run a household, things like this tend to be a fantasy," Simpson told The Post today.

The 42-year-old Old Bridge resident insists she has no realistic hopes of ever making 1,000 pounds, but will try her best to consume, wolf, munch and devour her way to hog heaven.

PHOTOS: DONNA SIMPSON GUNNING TO BE WORLD'S FATTEST LADY

It’s such a hefty task, that Simpson would have to consume Jets coach Rex Ryan — 350 pounds before his stomach-staple surgery this past weekend — just to get close.

"This whole thousand-pound goal has gotten blown way out of proportion," Simpson said of her pie-in-the-sky dreams.

"This is a fantasy of mine. It’s not reality, yet everyone takes this and runs with it."

Simpson claims she only wants to be recognized as the heaviest woman to ever give birth.

She weighed 532 pounds in 2007 when her daughter Jacqueline was born.

A rep for the Guinness World Record said there is no category for biggest birth mom, but the UK-based outfit has received paperwork from Simpson — asking to be named biggest to give birth and heaviest living woman.

Guinness is thinking about creating a biggest birth mom category and considering Simpson’s application to be named largest living woman.

The biggest woman ever recorded was Rosalie Bradford, of Auburndale, Fla., who weighed in at 1,199 pounds in 1987. Before Bradford died at age 63 in 2007, she was the heaviest living woman.

Guinness denies it’s encouraging Simpson and other freaks, only chronicling what they’d be doing naturally.

"We’re not pushing people out there to eat, we’re in no way asking them to live an unhealthy lifestyle," said Guinness spokeswoman Jamie Panas.

"From out point of view, these people are out there and we’re just reporting it like you are. We’re just impartially chronicling superlatives."

Panas admitted, however, that Guinness had to end a category for fattest pet, fearing that owners were stuffing their fury, four-legged pals just for a record.

In her "fantasy," Simpson would zoom up to 1,000 in two years with a steady diet of 12,000 calories per day. An average woman should consume no more than 2,000.

"My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she told London’s Daily Mail. "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite."

To help pick up the tab on her $750-a-week eating habit, Simpson puts herself on the Internet where people can pay to watch her eat.

"I love eating and people love watching me eat," she told the British newspaper. "It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone."

Simpson said her 49-year-old, 150-pound boyfriend Philippe Gouamba, has encouraged her to eat more.

"I think he’d like it if I was bigger," she added. "He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me."

[gblowfish]

We should use a sixth or seventh round draft pick on her. She might make a serviceable nose tackle.

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Weird family.

[Fish]

This is why we need more large people eating predators roaming the world. To eat the fat lazy people and control gluttony. If you can't outrun the local wildlife, then you don't deserve to pass on your flawed genes.

[Chiefnj2]

That scooter of hers needs a milkshake holder, or two.

[tyton75]

If I were a hockey team, I would just put some pads on her and put her in goal.

[tyton75]

or just put her in front of the Center and she would at least be a huge speed bump