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Shanny?
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Sources told NBC News that the passenger who was subdued was a Qatari diplomat.
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Now you've pissed me off!
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They'd have to let Arnold do it.
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Air marshall smelled smoke and confronted the guy as he was leaving the bathroom. Air marshall asked him what was going on and he said he was trying to light his shoe. They don't know if he was joking or not.
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my guess is this will turn out to be someone who was caught smoking in the bathroom and made a poor joke to the air marshall. I can't imagine a terrorist would admit to someone he was trying to light his shoes on fire in the lavatory.
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That's just f***in' stupid
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Oh, fucking super. That should make my screening experience at BWI so much faster tomorrow....
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BONG. not BOMB.
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bad joke
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KnowMo strikes
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Awesume movie. |
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some dark skinned looking Arab is using a lighter on a plane. Lets all panic, flee... ![]() He's a dipschit, not a terriost. I wish the media would check some facts before freaking out.
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Not funny. Maybe the joke sounds better in Arabic.
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