Misc So I've been seeing a girl lately... - Page 3

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 08:31 AM

and she was born in 1991...

should I feel ashamed?

**Reaper16** · 04-17-2010, 08:51 AM

It is honestly not creepy. She's a freshman at a state university. They practically exist to get their freak on.

Huffman83 · 04-17-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Have you seen Hootie on here?

An 18 year old girl looks like Einstein by comparison.

Good point....

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Have you seen Hootie on here?

An 18 year old girl looks like Einstein by comparison.

Can't argue with that...

My 13 year old half brother is more mature than me...and he lets me know...

I was in South Carolina for my grandma's funeral a few months back and the "family" went out for dinner and I was hanging out with uncles I've met three times in my life and they made sure to tell me how much of a piece of shit they thought I was...it was enlightening...not often do you get to see what kind of failure drunk relatives think you are...I thought it was more funny than anything, sadly.

My sister was going to freak out...I was like...relax? You really think I care what those assholes think about me? And to be frank, are they really wrong? I think that pissed her off even more...for some reason my sisters think I am a better person than I really am.

I find my shortcomings to this point to be more comedic than anything...I'm thinking I grow up someday but until then, no harm in people calling it like they see it.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by swayy07

you said you go ATM thats more then weird/creepy enough to supply the board with some pics/evidence of said 19 year old girl/freak.......just sayin

that's a new move...I don't know what it is...I have busted it out a few times though...based off of the recommendation from some girl manager I used to work with YEARS ago...

I was told by the girl who I told stories about on this site long ago that it was the creepiest thing that's ever happened to her...

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

I don't know what it is!

A few months ago I was talking to a girl my age, or near...

Blah.

I'm a fool for YOUNG girls...more empowering I suppose...plus they aren't as ruined as 25 year olds.

I feel as if a 25 year old single girl is pretty much ruined.

your thinking too much on perception of the age group rather than the actual individual, IMO.

Just because she is young doesn't mean she can't or won't **** you over or hurt you. If you are one of the few she has dated or been with, there is always the possibility she will grow tired of you whether it be the age factor or something else. According to science her brain hasn't even fully developed yet FCS.

Yes some of them in the 25 yr old range can be hung up on what they or others have expected of them by that age when it comes to career, marriage,and kids, all that crap and where they actually are.

So you are what 25 or so? Stop thinking about all this shit and just go with the flow. Keep it even keel. I've had luck that way now in my early 30's not worrying one way or another as long as i know that if i was to get serious with the right gal i would be as sure as i could that she and I were trusting enough of eachother and had enough in common where marriage would make sense. Or even kids.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-17-2010, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

Just because she is young doesn't mean she can't or won't **** you over or hurt you.

Have you been living in a cave the past 5 years?

You think Hootie is worried about getting ****ed over or hurt?

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Have you been living in a cave the past 5 years?

You think Hootie is worried about getting ****ed over or hurt?

I was going to say something...but then I lost interest...last thing I'm worried about is a 1991 girl ****ing me over...for all I care she could be gang banging 9 dudes right now.

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:09 AM

or being gang banged...whatever makes more sense

big nasty kcnut · 04-17-2010, 09:11 AM

Hell don't be as long as you two have fun who care. For the record vanessa was 24 i was 34

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:13 AM

to be honest with you guys...I think it's the shirt...I recently switched from this shitty ass button down white shirt we have to wear at work do this very sleek, $80 Slazenger golf white polo (technically against the "rules")...and my confidence is just...wow. Through the roof. Good looking shirt...the chicks are DIGGING it. Last night I was working with a co-worker...pretty hot 22 year old girl...and she was like...what are you doing tonight?

At that point...I wasn't going to go out...I didn't want to...the fact I had nothing to do for the last two hours was the only reason I did go out because I started pounding beers at work...I was like...you know...probably jerk off a few times...play some Nintendo...jerk off a few more times...watch some TV...and then jerk off again and probably go to sleep...

She was like oh yeah? And I was like...yeah...probably...and I was then like what are you going to do? She said something pointless and I was like...no jerking off? And she was like...well if you want to come over? And then I laughed...and then she was like...no seriously...and I was like...uhhhh...what?

But I'll save that for another time.

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Have you been living in a cave the past 5 years?

You think Hootie is worried about getting ****ed over or hurt?

i'll admit there was that initial reaction of WTF is the point of this thread.

Sometimes without taking the obvious into consideration I throw my thoughts into the matter.

And i was nicer than saying 'my god i feel so sorry for this girl's parents, especially the father"

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

And i was nicer than saying 'my god i feel so sorry for this girl's parents, especially the father"

what if I told you the girl has an older sister that has been dating a black dude for years?

Hootie · 04-17-2010, 09:15 AM

ooooooh and there it is!

Haha...

I'm kidding...I hear he's a good guy...I dropped an accidental N bomb in front of her a month ago and...needless to say...hilarity did not ensue.

booger · 04-17-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

to be honest with you guys...I think it's the shirt...I recently switched from this shitty ass button down white shirt we have to wear at work do this very sleek, $80 Slazenger golf white polo (technically against the "rules")...and my confidence is just...wow. Through the roof. Good looking shirt...the chicks are DIGGING it. Last night I was working with a co-worker...pretty hot 22 year old girl...and she was like...what are you doing tonight?

At that point...I wasn't going to go out...I didn't want to...the fact I had nothing to do for the last two hours was the only reason I did go out because I started pounding beers at work...I was like...you know...probably jerk off a few times...play some Nintendo...jerk off a few more times...watch some TV...and then jerk off again and probably go to sleep...

She was like oh yeah? And I was like...yeah...probably...and I was then like what are you going to do? She said something pointless and I was like...no jerking off? And she was like...well if you want to come over? And then I laughed...and then she was like...no seriously...and I was like...uhhhh...what?

But I'll save that for another time.

siberian khatru · 04-17-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

I'm not quite that creepy...

You disappoint me.

04-17-2010, 08:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	So I've been seeing a girl lately... and she was born in 1991... should I feel ashamed?
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04-17-2010, 09:09 AM	#38
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	or being gang banged...whatever makes more sense
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04-17-2010, 09:11 AM	#39
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-1999100	Hell don't be as long as you two have fun who care. For the record vanessa was 24 i was 34 __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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04-17-2010, 09:13 AM	#40
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	to be honest with you guys...I think it's the shirt...I recently switched from this shitty ass button down white shirt we have to wear at work do this very sleek, $80 Slazenger golf white polo (technically against the "rules")...and my confidence is just...wow. Through the roof. Good looking shirt...the chicks are DIGGING it. Last night I was working with a co-worker...pretty hot 22 year old girl...and she was like...what are you doing tonight? At that point...I wasn't going to go out...I didn't want to...the fact I had nothing to do for the last two hours was the only reason I did go out because I started pounding beers at work...I was like...you know...probably jerk off a few times...play some Nintendo...jerk off a few more times...watch some TV...and then jerk off again and probably go to sleep... She was like oh yeah? And I was like...yeah...probably...and I was then like what are you going to do? She said something pointless and I was like...no jerking off? And she was like...well if you want to come over? And then I laughed...and then she was like...no seriously...and I was like...uhhhh...what? But I'll save that for another time.
Posts: 56,356

04-17-2010, 09:15 AM	#43
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	ooooooh and there it is! Haha... I'm kidding...I hear he's a good guy...I dropped an accidental N bomb in front of her a month ago and...needless to say...hilarity did not ensue.
Posts: 56,356