Chiefs Gentlemen, we have in our midst, a traitor. - Page 5

Hammock Parties · 05-16-2010, 09:14 PM

Planeteers, Chiefs fans, dumbasses:

Something of grave concern has come to my attention. You may think it a trifle. I, however, take these matters seriously.

It concerns one of our own. For years now, he has lived among us, claiming to be one of us. We accepted him, even praised him at times.

He has spit in our faces.

I don't know what possessed him to do the thing he has done. I am not naming names, because I wish not to see this reveal turn into a witch hunt. Instead, I only seek for the perpetrator to admit his sin and throw himself on our mercy.

But even then, I don't know if he can do it. His sin, judging by the evidence, was committed without thought, in the most cavalier of manner. You could say our brother was laughing at his own crime.

This shows a complete lack of remorse for what he has done.

Furthermore, the evidence of his wrongdoing was left in plain sight, for almost anyone to find. Did he even care if he was found out? Does he even value the bond we have all shared over the years? To sin in secret is one thing - to do it openly, mocking others, is the work of a sick individual.

I don't know if we can go back to the way it was. What you are about to see will rock you and this site to the innermost core. All we can do now is hope and pray that our comrade comes forward, repents, and attempts to repair the damage he has done.

And now, we present Chiefsplanet's own Benedict Arnold. Scroll down, if you dare.

Titty Meat · 05-16-2010, 11:01 PM

Who is that bundle of sticks?

KCrockaholic · 05-16-2010, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Anyone who was in sixth grade in 1997 is 14 or 15 right now. Take your ****ing straight math and shove it up your ass. I'm talking about theoretical quantum physics. The fact is, the earth has been in a quasi-space time continuum for the past 20 years. Shit, when I saw that UFO two years ago, it still only seems like two weeks. Explain that Mr. 2+****ing2=4!

Is your Vag still crying because we didn't take Okung?

I'm going to assume you're drunk off your ass, and no, you still can't count.

**KcMizzou** · 05-16-2010, 11:04 PM

On Chiefsplanet something like this is like a politician getting caught banging a hooker...

Probably worse, actually...

It's more like getting caught blowing a hooker.

(Sorry, Zach)

Crush · 05-16-2010, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Anyone who was in sixth grade in 1997 is 14 or 15 right now. Take your ****ing straight math and shove it up your ass. I'm talking about theoretical quantum physics. The fact is, the earth has been in a quasi-space time continuum for the past 20 years. Shit, when I saw that UFO two years ago, it still only seems like two weeks. Explain that Mr. 2+****ing2=4!

Two words: Time Cube.

http://www.timecube.com/

Saccopoo · 05-16-2010, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life

Is your Vag still crying because we didn't take Okung?

It's "vag," not "Vag." Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

And yes, I'm still a little miffed about not picking Okung, especially after all the glowing reports from the rookie minicamp shit from Seattle where Okung looked All-Pro. Add to that that Gibbs will teach him every dirty trick in the book combined with his athleticism and size...yeah, I've got a granular of sand stuck between my minor and major labia about missing on him.

Quote:

I'm going to assume you're drunk off your ass, and no, you still can't count.

You should assume that I'm elbows deep in your mom right now, but that would be rude and uncalled for.

No, I'm sober. I get melancholy when I'm sober and it adversely affects my posting abilities. I'm sorry I decided on sobriety recently without a fall back. Maybe I should start cooking meth or something proactive.

**QuikSsurfer** · 05-16-2010, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock

If he weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood! BURN HIM!

build a bridge out of her!!

Thig Lyfe · 05-16-2010, 11:35 PM

I thought this was going to be about somebody ratting out GoChiefs to his online dates.

**Reaper16** · 05-16-2010, 11:43 PM

Can't be too sure. Kill him.

88TG88 · 05-17-2010, 12:26 AM

So you just found the sweater and now you wear it ?

|Zach| · 05-17-2010, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88

So you just found the sweater and now you wear it ?

Yup, well I washed it. It is super comfy. Seems new. I wear it every now now then.

Thig Lyfe · 05-17-2010, 12:31 AM

Are you now or have you ever been a member of Patriots Planet?

Hammock Parties · 05-17-2010, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

Are you now or have you ever been a member of Patriots Planet?

Oh my god.

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=157

Ebolapox · 05-17-2010, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Very small stones?

cider? grape gravy?

googlegoogle · 05-17-2010, 02:31 AM

Bear?

Fritz88 · 05-17-2010, 02:47 AM

Mu+pats. That's a ****ed up combo Zach.

05-16-2010, 09:14 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $980478	Gentlemen, we have in our midst, a traitor. Planeteers, Chiefs fans, dumbasses: Something of grave concern has come to my attention. You may think it a trifle. I, however, take these matters seriously. It concerns one of our own. For years now, he has lived among us, claiming to be one of us. We accepted him, even praised him at times. He has spit in our faces. I don't know what possessed him to do the thing he has done. I am not naming names, because I wish not to see this reveal turn into a witch hunt. Instead, I only seek for the perpetrator to admit his sin and throw himself on our mercy. But even then, I don't know if he can do it. His sin, judging by the evidence, was committed without thought, in the most cavalier of manner. You could say our brother was laughing at his own crime. This shows a complete lack of remorse for what he has done. Furthermore, the evidence of his wrongdoing was left in plain sight, for almost anyone to find. Did he even care if he was found out? Does he even value the bond we have all shared over the years? To sin in secret is one thing - to do it openly, mocking others, is the work of a sick individual. I don't know if we can go back to the way it was. What you are about to see will rock you and this site to the innermost core. All we can do now is hope and pray that our comrade comes forward, repents, and attempts to repair the damage he has done. And now, we present Chiefsplanet's own Benedict Arnold. Scroll down, if you dare.
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KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	On Chiefsplanet something like this is like a politician getting caught banging a hooker... Probably worse, actually... It's more like getting caught blowing a hooker. (Sorry, Zach)
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Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	I thought this was going to be about somebody ratting out GoChiefs to his online dates.
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googlegoogle Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Bear?
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Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8505943	Mu+pats. That's a ****ed up combo Zach.
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