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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?

Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:34 PM   #46
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I can't post the story. But it was with my wife. And was friggin' awesome!
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:35 PM   #47
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My most heart-humping sex was probably getting a handjob from a gal in high school.

At her house.

In front of her father.
Heart-humping?



That should have been "heart-thumping."
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:36 PM   #48
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Interesting.

I got a handy at dinner (table full of people), on New Years Eve, which was followed up by a BJ and eventual sex in the ladies room at Talk of the Town in Overland Park.
That's quite an evening.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:38 PM   #49
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This girl was stunning. She had a luscious body and face, but awful nipples.
And her father was into watching her give handies?
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:45 PM   #50
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That's quite an evening.
I'm slightly embarrassed to say (even though it was +20 years ago) that the girl was 19, and I was 24. Is that wrong?

I was going to Northwestern for my MBA and working in Chicago. I came home for NYE, got set up with this girl (KU student), and............you know the rest.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:46 PM   #51
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I'm slightly embarrassed to say (even though it was +20 years ago) that the girl was 19, and I was 24. Is that wrong?

I was going to Northwestern for my MBA and working in Chicago. I came home for NYE, got set up with this girl (KU student), and............you know the rest.
Nope. In my example, I was 16 and the girl was 19.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:48 PM   #52
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I'm slightly embarrassed to say (even though it was +20 years ago) that the girl was 19, and I was 24. Is that wrong?

I was going to Northwestern for my MBA and working in Chicago. I came home for NYE, got set up with this girl (KU student), and............you know the rest.
My wife is 5 years younger than me, and we started dating when she was 20.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:50 PM   #53
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I'm thinking the Donger needs to create a "game" thread, because somehow that Limey fothermucker has a lot of it.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:52 PM   #54
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I'm thinking the Donger needs to create a "game" thread, because somehow that Limey fothermucker has a lot of it.
Meh, not really. I've only had vaginal intercourse with three women in my life and probably no more than 15 or so hand/blow job providers.
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:57 PM   #55
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Sex is always best when it's just an out of the blue, take you by surprise moment.....which I'm sure is half of why Donger's handie was so memorable.
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:00 PM   #56
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Sex is always best when it's just an out of the blue, take you by surprise moment.....which I'm sure is half of why Donger's handie was so memorable.
I'll never forget thinking, "How on Earth am I going to orgasm while looking her father in the eyes and not have him notice?" He didn't, thankfully.
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I'll never forget thinking, "How on Earth am I going to orgasm while looking her father in the eyes and not have him notice?" He didn't, thankfully.
Did you really look him in the eyes while it happened?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:03 PM   #58
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I'll never forget thinking, "How on Earth am I going to orgasm while looking her father in the eyes and not have him notice?" He didn't, thankfully.
He knew. Oh... he knew. And he's just biding his time and waiting until you least expect it......
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I'll never forget thinking, "How on Earth am I going to orgasm while looking her father in the eyes and not have him notice?" He didn't, thankfully.
How did he not notice the up and down motion that was coming from underneath the blanket?
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Did you really look him in the eyes while it happened?
Yep. We were having a pretty intense discussion (his military service).
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