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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 04:12 PM   #151
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Old 07-06-2010, 04:14 PM   #152
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There's no bait, fuddy duddy. Just callin' it like I see it.

There's nothing wrong with being boring. I'm pretty boring, to be frank. But I know what JIMP means...
I have a life outside of the Internet, yes.
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Old 07-06-2010, 04:21 PM   #153
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Clay, are you flirting with Donger?
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Old 07-06-2010, 04:36 PM   #154
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Speaking of sex, I hope this ****tard didn't reproduce.
You haven't met his twins? Lefty and Righty?
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:11 PM   #155
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One time I got really ,really drunk and picked up this fat chick. I thought she was cool because she was a BIG chiefs fan. We went back to her place and when she pulled down her pants I got sober really quick. The stench was unbearable, so i asked her if she had a blind fold and by golly she did so I put it on her and picked up the handcuffs she had on the bedside table and handcuffed her to her headboard. I told her to just be quiet as we weren't to say a word to each other. I quietly slipped out back, let the neighbors German Shephard in and ran like hell. I'll never forget that smell and I'm a Hog Farmer!
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:56 PM   #156
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You haven't met his twins? Lefty and Righty?
I was talking about you, dumbass.
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Old 07-06-2010, 08:33 PM   #157
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I cannot believe everyone passed on the pat response to this one....

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Old 07-06-2010, 08:48 PM   #158
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There was some very entertaining material here to read!
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Old 07-06-2010, 08:48 PM   #159
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Old 07-06-2010, 11:50 PM   #160
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:29 AM   #161
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I was a little too tall, Could've used a few pounds. Tight pants points hardly reknown, She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes, And points all her own sitting way up high, Way up firm and high.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:39 AM   #162
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:46 AM   #163
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Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy, Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy, Workin' on mysteries without any clues, Workin' on our night moves, Trying' to make some front page drive-in news, Workin' on our night moves in the summertime, In the sweet summertime.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:47 AM   #164
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I will give a hint though. There were various farm animals that played an active roll as well as a midget wearing leather.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:49 AM   #165
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