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Old 07-07-2010, 08:51 AM  
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Dearest Friend,

I am writing you from the tears, sore and pains in my heart to let you know the reason why I picked you for my proposal. I am sincerely sorry if I disturb your privacy with my proposal; firstly I will start by introducing myself. My name is Sarah Smith; I'm 25 years old, I school and work as a cloth maker after my studies, I live in London England. I am the only daughter of my parents, my father died in an auto accident on his way to see my sick mother where she was admitted for breast cancer treatments. My mother gave up when she heard about the death of my father in same hospital where she was admitted, May their soul rest in perfect peace, amen. Before the death of my father he willed his Real Estate & Gas station business to me and a sum of Ј50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling). After the death of my parents I find it difficult paying my school fees, feeding and taking care of myself as a lady as no one is left to guild me.

I went to the bank where my late father deposited the fund for me to make some withdraw out from the account, I was not grant access to draw from the account due to the clause that was placed on the money by my late father before his death, saying I must be 30 years of age before I will have access to claim the fund by myself or if I am married before the age of 30 my husband will be eligible to collect the money for me or if I could present a trust worthy person to the bank as my relative the fund will be given to the person on my behalf. But today I am only 25 years old I have no access to draw from the account till I am 30 but as things are with me now, I might also lose my life since I can't feed well which is the reason why I am contacting you to help me, Please I am pleading with you to stand in as my husband to claim this fund or if you are married already and still wish to help me by standing as a relative to claim this fund for me I will be more than happy to tell you more on how we are to proceed.

Please write me on this e-mail address : sarahs.2@live.com

I will be waiting to hear from you,

With Love

Sarah Smith
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:13 AM   #16
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Wanna go camping?
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:20 AM   #17
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:51 AM   #18
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Hey dammit! I was gonna take her camping.
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:05 PM   #19
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:07 PM   #20
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:12 PM   #21
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:24 PM   #22
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:56 PM   #23
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:22 PM   #24
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:26 PM   #25
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:55 PM   #26
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Dear Sarah,

How do you feel about 2 chics at the same time?
I ask this, not to give offense, but because it seems like the thing
a girl who would marry me to give me her money would do.

this is important.

Also, It's kosher that I inform you that after the honeymoon at Hotel 6, you ain't gonna shat right for a week.

xoxoxoxo
your loving fIIIIIIance'
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:57 PM   #27
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Old 07-07-2010, 03:09 PM   #28
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:28 PM   #29
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:51 PM   #30
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Dear Sarah, I need to know that you will be a productive wife. I will have to put you to work on the farm for a 3 month trial period before I can marry you. Your responsibilities will include cleaning up afterbirth from newly farrowed sows , scooping hog shit into a bucket and disposing of properly, maintaining the filter in the slurry pit , training the young boars to get hand jobs and fixing lunch for the employees. If you pass the test I'll consider.
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