Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 7 of 20 « First 3456 7 89101117 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
MTG#10 MTG#10 is offline
Mammoth penis
 
MTG#10's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
Casino cash: $7214386
My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore
When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

Posts: 11,434
MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.MTG#10 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 12:55 AM   #91
HoneyBadger HoneyBadger is online now
The chosen one
 
HoneyBadger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: OC, California
Casino cash: $-244240
You realize poop comes out of her butt. I wouldn't want my good to get contaminated.
Posts: 3,144
HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.HoneyBadger would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 01:09 AM   #92
kysirsoze kysirsoze is offline
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
 
kysirsoze's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $1856946
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing View Post
In the next 15 minutes, someone needs to pos rep me so that today will be my first 10+ rep(all from different posts) day I think ever.
Now it will more likely be a 20+ neg rep day. Congratulations!
Posts: 11,708
kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.kysirsoze is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:14 AM   #93
tooge tooge is offline
MVP
 
tooge's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $2164112
And you took her to a chiefs game
Posts: 16,508
tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:25 AM   #94
thecoffeeguy thecoffeeguy is offline
That Rascally wabbit!
 
thecoffeeguy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Casino cash: $10001564
Quote:
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo View Post


I'm down with ATM. But not with somebody you consider your "girlfriend". That's just ****ed up. If you want to plow a one legged, three eyed Barstool Betty, then fling her own dingleberries down her throat; that's all good. But not somebody you're actually dating.

Posts: 1,565
thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.thecoffeeguy must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:25 AM   #95
boogblaster boogblaster is offline
MVP
 
boogblaster's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
Casino cash: $10004900
You sick biotch ... poopie dong award ....
__________________
** WR or S please**
Posts: 10,305
boogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelliboogblaster 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:32 AM   #96
threebag threebag is online now
Snacks Are Under My Apron
 
threebag's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
Casino cash: $1181660
I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.
__________________
Free DeBerg
HayWire Greatest Almost Mod Ever

In big nasty kcnut we trust
Posts: 24,781
threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.threebag is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:37 AM   #97
DJ's left nut DJ's left nut is offline
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
 
DJ's left nut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $1079099
MTG Also has over 1,000 posts.

Just sayin'...
__________________
"If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..."

"When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
Posts: 63,321
DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:56 AM   #98
kccrazzi kccrazzi is offline
Rookie
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Southeast, KS.
Casino cash: $10004900
First off I'm an old fart, and I didn't know what PIIHB meant. So naturally I googled it in and this is what came up. Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - ChiefsPlanet, I think you might want to be careful what you post.
__________________
Say what you mean, or mean what you say.
Posts: 27
kccrazzi is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.kccrazzi is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 08:59 AM   #99
BWillie BWillie is offline
The End of All Your Dreams
 
BWillie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2006
Casino cash: $481241
I've never had one urge at all, to be an ass violater. That is just fucking gross. That is what gay people do to have sex, you aren't gay are you?
Posts: 49,197
BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 09:02 AM   #100
blaise blaise is offline
In Search of a Life
 

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
Casino cash: $9989900
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 View Post
I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.
Yeah, it's more trouble than it's worth. It seems like a good idea when you first broach the idea, but then you're usually like, "That probably wasn't a good idea."
Posts: 22,189
blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.blaise is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 09:04 AM   #101
Pants Pants is offline
Time Keeps On Slipping
 
Pants's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Overland Park
Casino cash: $4909900
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 View Post
I've never had one urge at all, to be an ass violater. That is just fucking gross. That is what gay people do to have sex, you aren't gay are you?
Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.
__________________
"Turn the channel to 26!"
Posts: 27,303
Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 09:06 AM   #102
BWillie BWillie is offline
The End of All Your Dreams
 
BWillie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2006
Casino cash: $481241
I wonder what a divorce judge would say if you told him you are divorcing your wife because she doesn't give you head anymore? I would like to read about someone who has actually done that and just giving the truth. I would think that would be acceptable grounds for filing for divorce lol
Posts: 49,197
BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 09:07 AM   #103
BWillie BWillie is offline
The End of All Your Dreams
 
BWillie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2006
Casino cash: $481241
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike View Post
Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.
There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve fuckING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.
Posts: 49,197
BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.BWillie is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #104
The Franchise The Franchise is offline
Most Valuable Villain
 
The Franchise's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2555047


And to think I used to feel sorry for you.
Posts: 92,316
The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.The Franchise is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #105
Pants Pants is offline
Time Keeps On Slipping
 
Pants's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Overland Park
Casino cash: $4909900
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 View Post
There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve fuckING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.
LOL, I know, you just sound a little prudish, that's all. If you don't like it, more power to you. The vast majority of girls don't let you do it anyway (in my experience, at least).
__________________
"Turn the channel to 26!"
Posts: 27,303
Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 7 of 20 « First 3456 7 89101117 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:04 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.