Chiefs GIF'D UP! 2010 - Page 114

Hammock Parties · 10:13 PM

It was one year ago that Bernard Pollard missed five tackles in one preseason game. Angered by his ineptness, I gif'd his ass up.

The gifs didn't lie. Pollard was exposed as a fraud, cut and banished from Kansas City. Emboldened by this great success, I created a massive a thread in which we exposed every fraud on the 2009 Kansas City Chiefs.

No one escaped the wrath of GIF'D UP. Every week, the ****ing axe came down with thunder. It was brutal, it was bloody, and it used up a ****ton of bandwidth.

GIF'D UP is back for 2010 and season two. We're going to expose every fraud on the 2010 Kansas City Chiefs. Let's get this show on the road. There are 20 weeks to the Super Bowl, Corey Mays, Jon McGraw, Ryan O'Failaghan and Rudy Niswanger are still Chiefs, and we need to send Mike Vrabel into early retirement.

LOCK AND LOAD!

In about an hour, we officially kick it off with the Atlanta review.

Three7s · 11-20-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by headsnap

OMGWTF?!?!?

ok, first year he was 4th string... 2nd year Drew Bledsomuchinternally goes down in the Jets game and then Brady pretty much gets them the Lombardi!!

Have you seen Brady's stats that year? He didn't even throw for 3,000.

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2010, 11:45 AM

Haley didn't need to do that. There was no reason other than the need for personal satisfaction. It was a selfish act.

And the fact he IMMEDIATELY turned his back was cowardly. It was the NFL coaching equivalent of lighting a flaming bag of poo on someone's doorstep, ringing the doorbell and running away.

I actually think it's ****ing hilarious. I actually love it. It's crazy, ****ed up shit. But I don't see it as being in the team's best interests.

patteeu · 11-20-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

He's just tracking the ball. That ball was placed in a terrible spot.

Don't act like you know what shoulder any particular pass should be thrown to because you don't (and neither do I). It was an overthrow, but if it had been a yard shorter, it would have been fine. Two yards shorter and it would have been a TD.

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

Don't act like you know what shoulder any particular pass should be thrown to because you don't.

It's obvious. If you throw to the inside, you give the DB a better chance to make a play on the ball. If you throw to the inside, you're throwing towards the safety instead of away from him.

This isn't rocket science. Cassel sucks. It's just like the last snap of the 4th quarter in Oakland. Cassel was supposed to put that ball on Bowe's back shoulder and he put it on his front...knee? Weaksauce.

patteeu · 11-20-2010, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

It's obvious. If you throw to the inside, you give the DB a better chance to make a play on the ball. If you throw to the inside, you're throwing towards the safety instead of away from him.

This isn't rocket science. Cassel sucks. It's just like the last snap of the 4th quarter in Oakland. Cassel was supposed to put that ball on Bowe's back shoulder and he put it on his front...knee? Weaksauce.

I understand your argument, but I don't think it's obvious that you're right at all. In fact, I think it's pretty obvious that you're wrong. You don't twist a receiver around to make him look over his other shoulder on a deep route like that when he's already past the guy who is covering him. If Cassel threw the ball to the wrong shoulder, Chambers ran the wrong route because he should have turned his route to the pylon and looked for the ball over the outside shoulder (based on his independent read of the safety that you're keying on) instead of continuing to run down field and looking for the ball over his inside shoulder. If we had video from earlier in the route that showed Chambers first looking over his right shoulder and then having to turn to his left to track the ball, I'd agree with you, but it doesn't look like that was the case to me.

**The Bad Guy** · 11-20-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

Haley is a coward. Look how he immediately turns his back and doesn't give McDaniels a chance to say anything. Pussy.

Watching you call anyone else a pussy is the most hilarious thing I've ever read on this board.

**The Bad Guy** · 11-20-2010, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BCD

Good God. Could you be more of a drama queen about this?

Since GoChiefs likely got his ass beat in high school all the time and spent 99% of his free time in his room, he needs the drama at an older age.

He has the maturity level of about a 15 year old.

stevieray · 11-20-2010, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BCD

Good God. Could you be more of a drama queen about this?

this isn't anything new. he's been remboldened by his internet value compliments.

BigRock · 11-20-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

Don't act like you know what shoulder any particular pass should be thrown to

He knows everyone's blocking assignments, he knows what Cassel is saying at any given moment, why wouldn't he know what shoulder the ball should have gone to?

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2010, 02:44 PM

It's ridiculous that you people want to give Haley a free pass for this. Like other people have said, if McDaniels had done it, all of you would be ALL OVER his ass for being a little bitch.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-20-2010, 02:45 PM

70 percent of the people thought it was wrong of Belichick to leave the field early after SB XLII.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 11-20-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

It's ridiculous that you people want to give Haley a free pass for this. Like other people have said, if McDaniels had done it, all of you would be ALL OVER his ass for being a little bitch.

If he gets the win at Arrowhead, it will be forgotten. Personally, if a finger-point and some words is what it takes to get the rivalry going full-hate again, then that's fine with me.

If he loses at Arrowhead, then he deserves to get punked.

**BigMeatballDave** · 11-20-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

It's ridiculous that you people want to give Haley a free pass for this. Like other people have said, if McDaniels had done it, all of you would be ALL OVER his ass for being a little bitch.

My opinion of McDumass is already low. I wouldnt give a shit.

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BCD

My opinion of McDumass is already low. I wouldnt give a shit.

How about if Herm had stuck a finger in some coach's face?

Would you be patting him on the back?

**BigMeatballDave** · 11-20-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

70 percent of the people thought it was wrong of Belichick to leave the field early after SB XLII.

70% of Chiefs fans think Matt Cassel is a good QB.

08-15-2010, 06:51 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $870478	GIF'D UP! 2010 It was one year ago that Bernard Pollard missed five tackles in one preseason game. Angered by his ineptness, I gif'd his ass up. The gifs didn't lie. Pollard was exposed as a fraud, cut and banished from Kansas City. Emboldened by this great success, I created a massive a thread in which we exposed every fraud on the 2009 Kansas City Chiefs. No one escaped the wrath of GIF'D UP. Every week, the **ing axe came down with thunder. It was brutal, it was bloody, and it used up a ton of bandwidth. GIF'D UP is back for 2010 and season two. We're going to expose every fraud on the 2010 Kansas City Chiefs.** Let's get this show on the road. There are 20 weeks to the Super Bowl, Corey Mays, Jon McGraw, Ryan O'Failaghan and Rudy Niswanger are still Chiefs, and we need to send Mike Vrabel into early retirement. LOCK AND LOAD! In about an hour, we officially kick it off with the Atlanta review. Last edited by Hammock Parties; 08-15-2010 at 10:13 PM..
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11-20-2010, 11:45 AM	#1697
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $870478	Haley didn't need to do that. There was no reason other than the need for personal satisfaction. It was a selfish act. And the fact he IMMEDIATELY turned his back was cowardly. It was the NFL coaching equivalent of lighting a flaming bag of poo on someone's doorstep, ringing the doorbell and running away. I actually think it's **ing hilarious. I actually love it. It's crazy, **ed up shit. But I don't see it as being in the team's best interests. __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-20-2010, 02:44 PM	#1705
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $870478	It's ridiculous that you people want to give Haley a free pass for this. Like other people have said, if McDaniels had done it, all of you would be ALL OVER his ass for being a little bitch. __________________ Chiefs game films
Posts: 297,219

11-20-2010, 02:45 PM	#1706
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7169572	70 percent of the people thought it was wrong of Belichick to leave the field early after SB XLII. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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