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11-23-2010, 12:46 PM | #2 |
Take a Chill Pill
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11-23-2010, 12:48 PM | #3 |
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My neighbor's cat pisses on my other neighbor's patio rug everyday. It's kinda funny. Just jumps over his wall, squats on his rug and runs off. HAHA
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11-23-2010, 12:49 PM | #4 |
don't tell me about collage
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bowl of antifreeze
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11-23-2010, 12:50 PM | #5 | |
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11-23-2010, 12:50 PM | #6 |
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mouse traps on the counters. Doesn't take long for them to learn. Seriously.
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11-23-2010, 12:52 PM | #7 |
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Yeah, I thought of that. Chief Pussy overruled. I was also thinking about a latern battery with tuna in between the terminals.
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11-23-2010, 12:53 PM | #8 | |
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11-23-2010, 01:00 PM | #9 |
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11-23-2010, 01:02 PM | #10 |
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Take it out back and shoot it. Problem solved.
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11-23-2010, 01:03 PM | #11 |
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That is awfully tempting, but with my luck, it would take of a limb or something. That'd be hard explain. I guess I could blame it on the boy.
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11-23-2010, 01:04 PM | #12 |
Ain't no relax!
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Get some capsaicin powder.
Sprinkle on some tuna. Wrap tuna around capsaicin as much as possible. Leave out for ****head cat. Listen for shrieks of kitty pain. Laugh as kitty learns her lesson.
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11-23-2010, 01:06 PM | #13 |
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If you have one of those little swinging doors so the cat can get outside or into the garage, first go and duct tape it shut from the outside. Next, put the stopper in the sink and fill it with steaming hot water. Then, smear vegetable oil on the counter tops. Leave the room. When you hear a shriek and a splash, charge into the kitchen yelling and watch the cat make a bee line for the swinging door. Then, laugh yourself silly when it slams into the door. Owned kitty.
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11-23-2010, 01:31 PM | #14 |
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no one has metioned Go Chiefs yet?
i figured that would rank right up there with 'antifreeze' as a standard reply.
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