Chiefs Signs Todd Haley may be the Godfather - Page 4

mesmith31 · 12-11-2010, 01:29 PM

1.) Feeling like Josh McDaniels delivered an affront to Haley by running up the score and cheap shots, he utters the famous phrase, "There’s a lot of sh*t being talked about you!" (kinda like Jake La Motta talking to Joey ... "I heard some things Joey, I heard things!")
and refuses to shake his hand.

2.) Weeks later after showing showing the McDaniels 'how we do'. Haley meets McDaniels out in the middle of the field and gives him a hug. In the mafia world this is the equivalent of the 'kiss of death'.

3.) McDaniels is fired and seen driving off in his SUV (assuredly to some toll booth in Jersey)

Conclusion: Todd Haley is the capo di tutti capi. If he ever hugs you..gets your affairs in order.

**RealSNR** · 12-11-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Oh I see, so blatant bigotry / racism / hatred is cool as a second response but a NON BIGOTED non hateful joke is not cool as a 1st response...

You are a ****ing reerun, and need to stop talking.

I never said it was cool on the 2nd response either.

**** it, I'm not arguing with you. Go have gay sex with Cassel's appendix wound you bundle of sticks.

See what I did there?

Pants · 12-11-2010, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Oh I see, so blatant bigotry / racism / hatred is cool as a second response but a NON BIGOTED non hateful joke is not cool as a 1st response...

You are a ****ing reerun, and need to stop talking.

Jesus Christ, you're ****ing dumb. LOL

**Ming the Merciless** · 12-11-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Let's say I'm in a fight about something with my black friend and THEN I call him a racial slur.

This analogy is not correct, since I never made any racial/religious slur...something you STILL do not even understand after it has been pointed out to you repeatedly...

**Gonzo** · 12-11-2010, 02:26 PM

Let's start a bigot-poll thread!

Rainman, get to it!

(Gonzo, the antagonist)
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**Ming the Merciless** · 12-11-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

**** it, I'm not arguing with you.

Yes, you were...and you lost. You know why? You are a ****ign moron.

See what I did thar?

mesmith31 · 12-11-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

After a seemingly innocent humorous post on a message board
Mr mesmith31 met a horrible fate..Haley's hit man was 0-9 up to that point but somehow managed to get the job done.

There has been a hijacking! Someone get Bill Clinton from the Bunny Ranch and tell him we need him to negotiate the release...

**RealSNR** · 12-11-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Let's start a bigot-poll thread!

Rainman, get to it!

(Gonzo, the antagonist)
Posted via Mobile Device

You can't be an antagonist and a diffuser in the same thread you bundle of sticks.

What? I didn't say anything bigoted. You guys are being PC.

**Ming the Merciless** · 12-11-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

You can't be an antagonist and a diffuser in the same thread you pillowbiter.

What? I didn't say anything bigoted. You guys are being PC.

If the OP's joke gave me a boner, this sad attempt shrank it back into a turtle-neck.

Pioli Zombie · 12-11-2010, 02:42 PM

Haley:He wants a rematch. It'll be the Broncos and Chiefs. We'll insist it be played somewhere where we usually win so we feel safe. Arrowhead. They'll check us for weapons at first so we have to make sure Bowe doesn't catch anything. But if Weis and Crennel can come up with a gameplan...I'll finish that little turd myself. A low scoring game. 10-6 or something.
(Pause. Then laughter from Pioli, Weis, and Crennel)
Pioli: You think you're back in Dallas and you can get a coach fired just like that because he pisses someone off? Ya gotta go right up to him to smack him like Buddy Ryan did in Houston. Ba-da-Bing in the head! You're taking this personally Todd. Charlie? Romeo? He's taking this very personally
Haley: Wait. Where does it say you have to wait until the end of the season to fire a coach? I'm talking a lousy coach. A crooked coach caught cheating. A whiny suckass coach. Bowlen might get fed up with 3-9.
Weis: He might Scott. He just might.
Pioli: Ok. But want a good game plan you guys. I don't want Todd holding his dick like in Denver.

blaise · 12-11-2010, 02:52 PM

Enough with the Jewish stuff. Hyman Roth was as able a mobster as anyone.

**Ming the Merciless** · 12-11-2010, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Hyman Roth was as able a mobster as anyone.

Till he got torn

(Unfortunate name...)

Pioli Zombie · 12-11-2010, 02:54 PM

(I'm Jewish so I can say this) besides the time to make a Jewish joke would have been the pizza oven thread.

**Gonzo** · 12-11-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

You can't be an antagonist and a diffuser in the same thread you bundle of sticks.

What? I didn't say anything bigoted. You guys are being PC.

Sure I can. I can multi-task, you queen.
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Pioli Zombie · 12-11-2010, 03:02 PM

Who gave the order on McDaniel? I know I didn't.
There was this coach. Took over a Super Bowl team in New England (guhh). Took that team to the playoffs twice. And they made of him up there. Not a sign or a plaque appreciating taking a team (guhh) with an injured Bledsoe,Coates,Jefferson,and Ted Johnson into the post season!! And with the worst GM in history who couldn't draft worth shit for 3 years!!! And someone got him fired. He went on to coach USC to greatness. I loved Pete Carroll. When he got the ax I wasn't mad. He talked Gay. He was too soft on the players so when it happened I let it go (guhhh) and I said to myself (guhh) This is the business we've chosen(guhh). I didn't ask who gave the order!!! Because it didn't have anything to do with business!

booger · 12-11-2010, 03:03 PM

i love u rod carew

12-11-2010, 01:29 PM
mesmith31 Starter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: West Des Moines, Iowa Casino cash: $10005205	Signs Todd Haley may be the Godfather 1.) Feeling like Josh McDaniels delivered an affront to Haley by running up the score and cheap shots, he utters the famous phrase, "There’s a lot of sh*t being talked about you!" (kinda like Jake La Motta talking to Joey ... "I heard some things Joey, I heard things!") and refuses to shake his hand. 2.) Weeks later after showing showing the McDaniels 'how we do'. Haley meets McDaniels out in the middle of the field and gives him a hug. In the mafia world this is the equivalent of the 'kiss of death'. 3.) McDaniels is fired and seen driving off in his SUV (assuredly to some toll booth in Jersey) Conclusion: Todd Haley is the capo di tutti capi. If he ever hugs you..gets your affairs in order.
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12-11-2010, 02:26 PM	#49
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	Let's start a bigot-poll thread! Rainman, get to it! (Gonzo, the antagonist) Posted via Mobile Device
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12-11-2010, 02:42 PM	#54
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Haley:He wants a rematch. It'll be the Broncos and Chiefs. We'll insist it be played somewhere where we usually win so we feel safe. Arrowhead. They'll check us for weapons at first so we have to make sure Bowe doesn't catch anything. But if Weis and Crennel can come up with a gameplan...I'll finish that little turd myself. A low scoring game. 10-6 or something. (Pause. Then laughter from Pioli, Weis, and Crennel) Pioli: You think you're back in Dallas and you can get a coach fired just like that because he pisses someone off? Ya gotta go right up to him to smack him like Buddy Ryan did in Houston. Ba-da-Bing in the head! You're taking this personally Todd. Charlie? Romeo? He's taking this very personally Haley: Wait. Where does it say you have to wait until the end of the season to fire a coach? I'm talking a lousy coach. A crooked coach caught cheating. A whiny suckass coach. Bowlen might get fed up with 3-9. Weis: He might Scott. He just might. Pioli: Ok. But want a good game plan you guys. I don't want Todd holding his dick like in Denver.
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12-11-2010, 02:52 PM	#55
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9989900	Enough with the Jewish stuff. Hyman Roth was as able a mobster as anyone.
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12-11-2010, 02:54 PM	#57
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	(I'm Jewish so I can say this) besides the time to make a Jewish joke would have been the pizza oven thread.
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12-11-2010, 03:02 PM	#59
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Who gave the order on McDaniel? I know I didn't. There was this coach. Took over a Super Bowl team in New England (guhh). Took that team to the playoffs twice. And they made of him up there. Not a sign or a plaque appreciating taking a team (guhh) with an injured Bledsoe,Coates,Jefferson,and Ted Johnson into the post season!! And with the worst GM in history who couldn't draft worth shit for 3 years!!! And someone got him fired. He went on to coach USC to greatness. I loved Pete Carroll. When he got the ax I wasn't mad. He talked Gay. He was too soft on the players so when it happened I let it go (guhhh) and I said to myself (guhh) This is the business we've chosen(guhh). I didn't ask who gave the order!!! Because it didn't have anything to do with business!
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12-11-2010, 03:03 PM	#60
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2331450	i love u rod carew __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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